Snippet 167
Remnant? The Sith Solutions
Genre: Humor/NSFW/Dark
Pairs: Not important
Parody: RWBY/Star Wars
AU-Type: Canon-esque AU
Tags: Sith Lords, Remnant is a planet in the Star Wars world, Remnant would be considered fairly backwards, Team YUKI, Why RWBY is pretty low on the totem,
Notes: By popular demand, the sequel to Snippet 99, 'Salem? The Sith Solution'.
Darth Cetanu was many things. A sith warrior. A badass. One-man army who could bring an army of thousand to his knees with just a glare. However, he had not expected this. Team YUKI had become Sith which he something he somewhat dreaded. Yuki and Ivory opted to stand between the Light and the Darkness of the Force. While he did not exactly have a high opinion of the Light, Ivory's semblance made this choice understandable as did Yuki's personality in wanting to keep some of his morals. He had expected Lapis to fall to the dark side and Kelly to fall to the light. He was partly right as it seemed both fell to the dark side.
All and all, Team YUKI became something to fear, not to Darth, but he knew the people of Remnant were all the more in deep shit.
-o-
[Castle Grimore]
"So, a week has passed. Have you gathered your allies and finished your scores?" Darth asked sitting at the round table.
"Yeah, we got The Remnant Amazons joining us. Roman and Neo are spying for us helping to re-educate our army…well what was left of White Fang. Yuki had enslaved Sienna's old assistant, Mara." Lapis remarked.
"With Whitley and Jaccques dead, I swooped in to buy out the SDC. Not like Willow was in any position to run it. The only protest was from Weiss, but not like she can do anything." Kelly said darkly. "I've also restarted my company with Puce being the public face. So, we got weapons and dust in deep."
"Perfect. Now can move the next phase of the plan. In order to properly secure Remnant's takeover, we need to do a few things. Secure the Maidens, the relics, and ensure the destined eight are not an issue." Darth said. "Then I can help the Time Goddess with the brother gods."
"Well, I'll deal with Weiss, then. I'll need to capture her sister and mother for leverage." Kelly remarked. "I'll need to take Weiss off-plant to train her effectively."
"I'll take care of Ren and Jaune." Darth said.
"Ruby is mine. I'll take Nora as well." Yuki said with a smirk.
"What about Yang, Blake, and Pyrrha?" Darth asked. "Lapis? Ivory?"
Ivory was drooling at the thought of breaking Pyrrha.
"How are we going to get to them? Have you neglected that they're in Beacon? Any attempt will expose the plan?" Lapis said as the group all sighed. "We'll have to tear Remnant down."
"Or maybe not." Peach said coming in. "I may have a suggestion. What we need to do is fake an attack from outside force. Remnant has not dealt with an alien invasion."
"Of course, we can have an attack using it as a cover to ensure a few deaths while appearing to be the good guys to bring Remnant to a new age." Darth said thoughtfully. "Ok, but we need to list it out. Who do we need to get rid of?"
"Aside from Ozpin and Qrow, the Church of Salem." Lapis remarked. "But should we get rid of Ironwood?"
"We could set it up for Winter to take over. I may as well use this chance to get rid of my father." Kelly said.
-o-
Sienna sat in what was basically a glorified gilding cage, the room for the slaves. While luxurious, it was basically their way of saying that you were under their heel. She sat in her chair sulking as Mara attended to her. When she was brought in, she was more concerned with Sienna then herself. Sienna could not help but blame herself for getting her and Mara in this mess. Being told why her made it all worse for her.
"If there's a silver lining, at the very least, we're not Ilia." Sienna said looking over Ilia in a forlorn corner.
Ilia's treatment was a bit worse. From they know, Ilia had not been 'touched'. In fact, they subjected her to a chastity belt and was given an aphrodisiac. Poor Ilia wanted a release but was not allowed to. And then there was Emerald. Compared to the others, Emerald was the best off and Sienna did not like her. Unlike everyone else, she willingly threw herself into servitude for the sake of her lusting for Cinder. She gladly did what their bosses wanted as long as she got Cinder. At the moment, Emerald was naked laying on a massage chair as Cinder obediently massaged her chest while Salem feed her grapes.
"This is the life." Emerald said contently.
"What a bitch." Sienna thought.
-o-
"Ok, so we have our shitlist for who dies. How long until we can execute our plan of attack?" Yuki remarked.
"I can arrange a mercenary group to attack Remnant in a few days. But what of Ozpin?" Darth asked.
"Thanks to one of the semblances from Robyn and her posse, I've created a technique that could seal Ozpin inside of a container like a rice cooker. As long as it's not opened after I seal him in…he'll be frozen in limbo." Yuki said chuckling darkly. "Ironic that in another timeline, I used that technique to seal Salem away."
Before long, all of them started laughing as a shiver went down the spines of all the forces of good on Remnant.
(A/N: I'm just going to say this. I plan for this one to dark in the stylings of a certain writer who I would say is depraved and a masterful writer. Expect a level and tone like Detached Salem.)