Snippet 169

Remnant? The Sith Solutions 2

Genre: Humor/NSFW/Dark

Pairs: Not important

Parody: RWBY/Star Wars

AU-Type: Canon-esque AU

Tags: Sith Lords, Remnant is a planet in the Star Wars world, Remnant would be considered fairly backwards, Team YUKI, Why RWBY is pretty low on the totem,

Notes: By popular demand, the sequel to Snippet 99, 'Salem? The Sith Solution'. And I want to say, I feel this universe is where Team YUKI slides further into anti-villainy more than not.

Kelly Usagi walked into her office and took a seat in her new chair turning it to look out at the beauty of Atlas.

"Atlas, what a mighty nation….too bad it could stand up to the might of better technology." Kelly said with a smirk. "To think it was here I told Ironwood I was leaving the Academy."

"How does it feel to now be in control, Madame?" Puce said coming up decked in a military uniform. "Or should I call you Commander?"

"Euphoric. A shame Ironwood would not bend to our side…but it had to be done along with the useless council. Winter and the Ace-Ops all suspect nothing and serve." Kelly remarked. "And the new council is working to better things."

"We still have Robyn and her happy huntresses that are an issue." Puce recalled.

"I know. We'll deal with them." Kelly said turning the chair around leaning back in it. "I'm just giving them enough to hang themselves."

-o-

[Crossroad Village]

"I bring you Ozpin sealed within his rice cooker. Don't worry, it was from behind. Never suspected a thing." Yuki said tossing it to Chronoa.

"Excellent. You, your team, and Darth had been fantastic work. Soon, everything will fall into place." Chronoa said as Darth came out of the shadows. "I knew pegging your help would serve well."

"Of course, to smite out a pair of jerkass gods will be quite the accomplishment." Darth said before asking about Ozpin.

"Him? Keep the cooker within my realm. The God of Light's champion stuck there will be a sweet irony. Now our only issue is the God of Darkness's champion. As long as the Grimm King is stuck in the Voyd, he won't be an issue." Chronoa said. "So, Darth. I am tasking you in flushing them out. Normally, I'd say get the Church of Salem under you, but considering they have the means to get the Grimm King out…I want them eliminated."

Darth simply nodded and teleported out of the room before she turned to Yuki.

"And what of Beacon?" Chronoa asked Yuki.

"Peach is now headmaster and let's just say Glynda's terrified. Especially now that I'm apart of Vale's council. Qrow's dead, and I've been comforting Ruby and Yang. Now we can work on corrupting them, the rest of RWBY, and JPNR." Yuki said with an evil grin.

Chronoa returned to her realm with the rice cooker in tow and Yuki was off to Beacon.

-o-

[Ivory's old apartment in Mistral]

"Lionheart was always weak-willed. If he wasn't so laughably easy to manipulate, he'd be dead." Ivory snarked. "But Lapis, are you sure leaving Raven alone is a good idea?"

"Yes, because I've placed a spy in their midst. In time, we'll make them all disappear, but only when Yang is fully corrupted." Lapis said darkly. "All in due time."

(A/N: Once again, another setup chapter to get you an idea of how the plot is going to go. We'll get into the meat of things later on. I'm sorry it is taking a while, but I want to set this one up with a bit of backbone.)