A/N So, I got a few PM's asking me how old I was, where I was from etc. (Glad to see my profile was worth setting up...) so just to quickly awnser those questions, I'm 18, am a guy and live in Slovenia (Central Europe). I would also like to add that the next chapter for this mini-series won't be up until the end of the week, becouse I want to focus on another story I am working on, so sry for the inconvenience.

Any way, on to the next chapter, enjoy!


An agent in trouble

Doofenshmirtz was walking towards his car after another long day of work. Today was friday, and he was looking forward to having his old nemesis visit him.

As he opened the door and was about to get in, he heard someone repeatedly shout "Dr.D!". Doof turned around and saw Phineas waving his hand frantically and shouting his name.

Once the boy stood right next to him, he began "Sorry to bother you, but I have a question regarding your theory of other dimensions, mind explaining it to me again?"

Doofenshmirtz made an apologetic face and responded "I'd love to, but I'm kind of in a hurry right now"

"Why?" Phineas asked the man curiously

"Well, an old friend of mine is comming over later today and I have to clean the place up, prepare some snacks etc."

"A friend?" Phineas asked.

"Yes. He often comes over and we play card games and board games"

Phineas then asked "Why don't you have Norm clean the place up?"

"Errrr..."

Flashback

"Norm, I have go and pick up my labcoat from the dry-cleaner, could tidy this place up a bit in the meantime?"

"No problem sir" the robot responded in a happy tone.

"Great, be back in a flash!" Dr.D then stepped out and closed the door. He then remembered "Oh right, my car keys." So he turned around and opened the door.

He then saw his entire apartment covered in smoke and ask with fires all around. Furthermore there was a huge hole in where his wall used to be. He eyed Norm angrily. The robot simply said in his happy voice "Hello sir! Back already?"

End of flashback

"Yeah, not really a good idea..." Doof finished. He saw the disappointed expression on the boy's face. The man then thought of something to cheer the boy up "Say, why don't you stop by aswell?" Doof asked him with a smile.

"Me, really!?" Phineas exclaimed.

"Sure"

"But I thought your old friend was comming over?"

"He is, but the two of you will get along nicely, I'm sure of it! So stop by at around five alright?"

Phineas smiled "Ok, I'll definitely come."

"Great! I'll see you then!" Doof then entered his car, and drove off. Phineas also walked home, a big smile on his face.


Doofenshmirtz was just finishing preperations for the little get-together he was hosting, when he heard his Evil jingle. He raced to the door and opened it, and saw Phineas standing there.

"Hi!" The boy greeted.

Doof motioned for him to step in and the two walked towards a game-table with a bunch of snacks on it. Doof began "Sorry it's not much, but as I mentioned before, me and him mostly just play board games. Take a seat, he should be here any minute." Doof explained, and Phineas sat down.

Thd boy sat down and asked "So, who is this friend of yours any way"

"Well, he's-"

The doorbell then rang "Oh, that's probably him. I'll just go get the door, be right back" Doofenshmirtz walked to the door and opened it, and saw Perry standing there. The platypus made a 'hello' gesture by tipping his fedora slightly.

"Perry the platypus, I'm glad you could make it, do come in." the scientist said.

Perry entered, and Doof continued "We're having a bit of company tonight, I hope you don't mind." Doof then pointed at the boy. Perry gazed at the direction Doof was pointing at, and widened his eyes as he saw Phineas there, reading a magazine. Perry began looking around in a panicked and frantic way, suddenly being in a tight situation.

Phineas turned his attention at the two, and asked in a curious voice "Perry, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, so you two know each oth-" Doof looked down at the platypus and became confused. Perry was no longer standing there, instead there stood a regular platypus. Doof made a thoughtful and confused expression, and rubbed the back of his head in confusion "Hmm, where did he go? He was here a moment ago..."

Phineas then walked to them and picked Perry up. "How did you get up here boy?"

"Is he your pet platypus?" Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Yes, yes he is. His name is Perry, although I have no idea how he got up here..." The boy responded.

"Perry? Wait, is every platypus named Perry?" Doof asked.

Phineas smiled "In a perfect world, yes."

Doof then looked around the room "I wonder where out little friend went off to... maybe he had to use the bathroom or something?" Doof stated, still very confused, unable to put the pieces together.

The trio then walked to the table and sat down, Phineas holding Perry in his arms. Doof sighed "Guess we'll just have to wait for him..."

Perry was panicking. If Doof mentioned to his owner that his 'friend' was called Perry the platypus, his cover might get blown, and he didn't want that. Perry struggled for a few moments in the boy's arms, until he managed to break free from his tight grasp. He then quickly ran to the kitchen.

"Perry!" Phineas yelled, and ran after him.

In the kitchen, Perry hid behind the fridge. He had to act quickly, or he was done for. He had little time to come up with a plan, as he could hear his owned calling his name and looking for him.

With only one solution he could think of, he quickly sent a message with his watch. Just in time too, becouse Phineas spotted him. "Perry, there you are! You can't just go running off like that!" Phiness then picked him up and carried him back to the game room.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville

Stacy was sitting by the table eating dinner, when her phone suddenly buzzed. She picked it up and read the message. Her eyes went wide, and she slapped herself on the forehead.

"You have got to be kidding me!" She said loudly.

Back at D.E. Inc.

"So then the rocket flew off towards the city! Although it must have missed everything, becouse that thing was powerful enough to blow up an entire wall! And then-" Phineas explained to the man.

Perry was still playing it cool, but if help would not show up soon, Doof might call him to make sure he was ok, and his watch would go off, causing his secret identity to be exposed.

Suddenly, a strange *thud* soundcould be heard from the bathroom, followed by a muffed 'ouch!'

Phineas raised an eyebrow, then said "I guess your friend was in the bathroom after all..."

The bathroom door then opened, causing all 3 to look in the direction. Perry slapped himself on his forehead. I'm done for! the platypus thought.

There stood Stacy, dressed in a platypus costume and wearing a fedora on top of it. She then walked over to the table and casually sat down.

Doof eyed her how a few moments "Perry the platypus, have you by any chance gained some weight? N-not that you're fat! It's just, I remember you being smaller is all".

Stacy then gulped and made a "grrrrrrrr" sound with her mouth. Doofenshmirtz (somehow...) still remained clueless.

The scientist then shrugged, and said "No matter. Any way Phineas, meat my ex-nemesis, Perry the platypus!"

Phineas stared at the girl in the platypus costume for a few moment, causing Perry and Stacy to become nervous. To their disbelief, however, the boy smiled and said usual cheerful voice "Nice to meet you, I'm Phineas! Say, you look familiar somehow, have we by any chance met before?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?" Stacy yelled, and upon realising it, she quickly added in a normal voice "Err, I mean, grrrrrr" and smiled sheepishly.

Phineas and Doofenshmirtz stared at her in silence for a few moments, then Doof said "So, now that we're all here, why not start out little game?" Phineas nodded, and placed Perry down on a chair next to Stacy. The girl eyed the platypus angrily, and Perry only gave her a dumb grin in return. She then stated flatly "You owe me big time"

END


Chapter end notes

By far the dumbest thing I have ever come up with XD. I hope you enjoyed this fanfic, and as always, favourite and review if you want to, and see you next time!

jolleIQ is out, PEACE!