The RWBYverse is Infinite

by yoshi3000

A collection of snippets, challenges, omakes, and the works showing the infinite situations of the world of RWBY. This will pieces that can be reacted to, so RWBY React writers are welcome. Reviews cherished. Pairs will vary from piece and piece along with the AUs. Genres also vary. Some will be Jaune-centric. There will be crack and madness because this is INFINITE! Review this!

194. Mercury Roasts RWBY (Lamar Style)

Snippet 194

RWBY Get Roasted by Mercury

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Genre: Humor | Meme

Pairs: Implied pairs

Parody: RWBY/GTA

AU-Type: Meme AU

Tags: Smug!Mercury, Franklin!RWBY

Note: Dedicated to the Jaded Rouges discord server, you guys are survivors of a fandom war.

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~Ruby~

Ruby pulled up at her home at Patch as both she and Mercury got out of the car walking towards the house.

"Can a Merc drop a few bullets in the crib?" Mercury asked.

"No. I'll see you at work." Ruby said as Mercury rolled his eyes.

"Aw, Rose, don't hate because I'm beautiful, girl. Maybe if you ditched the wannabe shounen attitude, people would take you seriously. Or better yet, maybe Weiss will call your ass if she ever stops fucking with Jaune…or Cardin…or Sun." Mercury said walking away before turning around to face her. "You bitch."

He walked away flipping her off from behind.

"WHAT?!" Ruby snapped.

~Weiss~

Weiss pulled up at the Schnee Manor both she and Mercury got out of the car walking towards the house.

"Mind if I give your mother a visit?" Mercury smugly said.

"Man, fuck you. I'll see you at RTX." Weiss snapped.

"Don't hate me because your mother fucks around, Schnee. Maybe if you grew a bigger pair of tits and got that icicle out of your ass, you'd get some dicking. Maybe your sugar daddy will actually give you a call if he stops fucking with your big sis, Winter." Mercury said before facing her. "Best bitch says what?"

"What?!" Weiss snapped only realize she'd been duped. "Oh, you piece of shit!"

"Dueces!" Mercury said before flipping her off.

~Blake~

Mercury did not even roast Blake because he refused to ride in the same car with her.

~Yang~

Mercury had to be the one to drop Yang back as the two got the car walking towards Beacon.

"So about paying for the damages to my car?" Mercury asked.

"Man, screw you. I'll see you in class." Yang said.

"You ungrateful…this shit is exactly why your daddy kept you away from your bio mom, but I guess he screwed up seeing you're Ungrateful Shit the Second. Maybe Summer should come back from the dead to tell you how much of a shit you become." Mercury said before walking off towards his dorm. "Maybe your mother will call if she stops getting fucked by the writers!"

"WHAT?!"

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(A/N: This was silly.)