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The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/Slight NSFW

Pairs: Undecided

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Presume that Team RWBY ends up there because Remnant blew up or they got killed by Salem, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence and all that Jazz, Los Santos Do or Die, GTA V C-Ending Happened with Ivory's aid, Some Elements of GTA San Andreas (and the other games in the 3D Universe), Sage of Some Trade's Ronl is the GTA Assistant, Blake being the rational, Ruby is too pure for GTA,

Note: For when this is placed, right around the start of the GTA Online: Further Adventures in Finance and Felony updates, so post-Main Story GTA V. Also, the map is going to be a mix of GTA V and GTA SA.

You would think being dumped into a world without Grimm would be a paradise. Not exactly, as Team RWBY would come to realize. No money and no identification made for a rough start. The realization led them to realize that they had get work illegally. So, they attacked a random guy stealing his cash and his car. They felt bad at first, but the food they got from Cluckin' Bell was worth it for the time being. The next day, the team debated on what to do.

"Look, we need to get rid of the car." Blake remarked.

"Ah come on, this car is pretty cozy." Yang said revving the engine.

It was rather luxurious Windsor Drop, painted black with a white flooring. They had to sleep in the car given they had no cash for a motel room. The four were eating fast food again from another restaurant in some parking lot on Low Power Street the following night.

"We need a plan!" Blake snapped. "And what exactly do you plan we do once we run out of money?"

"I see some ladies standing around on corners. They go into cars that come by them and come out a while later with money in their hands." Ruby said innocently. "If we figure out what exactly they do, we can do it and make money."

Weiss, Blake, and Yang gagged on their food.

"Absolutely not." Yang said.

"I mean…it's not a bad idea." Blake said rationally.

"Blake, what the fuck?" Weiss snapped.

"Weiss! We are literally in a world we don't belong in with no means to go back. If I have to put up with sucking a bit of dick to ensure I can eat, then fine. Not like we can keep stealing…we can't use our semblances without drawing attention. Using your semblances was a bad idea!" Blake said fuming.

"Blake, calm down. What's the chance that he's going to find us?" Yang said smugly.

"I don't know, I'd say it's pretty good." Ronl said standing right in front of them.

Yang choked on her food as they found themselves surrounded by men in green, the Families. They were all armed saved for Ronl who did nothing but glare at them under his glasses. He still wore his black suit only this time, he came with black combat boots.

"Thanks for the help." Ronl said.

"My nigga, don't mention it." Lamar said. "Sorry, Frank couldn't make it. He had business to deal with."

"It's fine. Is the SUV ready to transport them?" Ronl asked.

"Yeah, about that. We were only able to get a Stratrum. Hope that works." Lamar said as one of the Families members rolled up in it.

"That's fine. Just load them up to go…and make sure they don't take their weapons with them." Ronl said as the men descended on the team dragging them out of the car. "Use the handcuffs to cuff them."

"Man, this feels weird doing the cuffing." One gangbanger said. "But this one got a nice ass."

"Watch the hair, asshole." Yang said only to get punched in the face for that.

Once they were cuffed and shoved in the van, Lamar got inside taking the wheel as Ronl got back into his car.

"Ok, Lamar. You know where to take them. The rest of you can go, we can handle it from here." Ronl said.

The other Families members took their leave.

"I'll have the cheque given to Lamar to split amongst you. $3,000 each for the lot of you." Ronl said starting the engine.

"Make sure you give that to Franklin to cash." The member in the passenger van of the Statrum said.

"I can cash it, nigga!" Lamar snapped.

"What's a nigga?" Ruby said innocently.

Both Lamar and the member looked at Ruby with confusion.

"Um…it's a black people thing. You shouldn't be saying it…because you'll probably get shot for it." The member said awkwardly. "Now Lamar, let's go."

Lamar followed after Ronl as Team RWBY could only sit and stew thinking of how to escape. They did not exactly have enough time as they were in the neighborhood of Pillbox Hill. The four were taken to a massive skyscraper, one that seemingly pierced the night sky. One that screamed that the owner had cash to burn on making that building shine. The Maze Tower. Their hearts sank. Whoever they had messed with was loaded…Weiss had guessed as this person was as rich as her former family. Once inside the building garage, the four were shoved into an elevator and taken up to the upper floors. The doors opened to reveal an executive styled office that boasted modern style. Team RWBY were shoved in as Ronl carried their weapons through the doors.

"Ruby, couldn't you use your super speed?" Yang snapped.

"And risk getting shot? Yang, I suppose you think Blake and Weiss are bulletproof. And if I bolted, one of them would have shot." Ruby snapped.

Ronl came back out with the cheque that he gave to Lamar along with $3,000 cash to directly pay him.

"Make sure it's cashed." Ronl said. "You two can make your leave. And remember that Twilight Company values our alliance."

"Keeping up that professional, jive. Tell the lady boss, we cool." Lamar said taking his leave with his buddy.

"Lady boss?" Yang said as Ronl's face showed a dark look.

"Yes, I've just the assistant to the boss. And she's not too happy with you…" Ronl said leading them into her living quarters.

The living space was a fancy one and the woman in question sat on a confronter. She stood to tower over Team RWBY with her height beyond six feet. Her skin had a slight tan with her hair being ivory black with brown ends that she wore in a unique hairstyle, with a partially shaved side, tufts of hair that resemble horns, and messy twin-tails tied with red ribbons. Her bangs are also on her right side and partially cover her eye. Her eyes were a piercing viridian yellow. She wore an off-white skirt suit with wedges having her nails and lips painted red. The sleeves were rolled up to show rather muscled arms that Yang inwardly admitted put her to shame. This boss looked like she could bench all four of them with each. Weiss felt tiny compared to her.

"Do you know how deep in shit are you?" She asked them.

"Drowning in it." Weiss admitted. "We just to apologize for assaulting your assisting. We had no idea he was employed to a beautiful strong independent wom-"

"Brownnosing? Really? The flattery is nice…but if I wanted ass-kissing…it'd be on that bed there." She remarked. "Ironic, that the well former Schnee heiress is desperately trying to appeal to my good graces."

"How did you…" Yang said only see to a flash of aura on her. "You're from Remnant too?!"

"Not exactly. My grandmother was…she ended here due to her semblance and met my grandfather. My parents opted to go to Remnant, but when…big shock Salem's antics nearly got them killed, they came here…and I was born not long after. I am well aware you four come from Remnant…but this doesn't change that what you have done. Just that, I have you by your tits." She said with a laugh. "I am Ivory Viridian, the CEO of Twilight Company. An organization of questionable legality."

"So, you're criminals." Yang said only to backhanded by Ronl.

"Anti-heroes at best, anti-villains at worst." Ronl said dusting off his hands.

"This is a world where there are no Grimm and people fight people on a daily basis. This is not a world of heroes vs villains. I actually have saved the city from a serious drug problem in my past, so has my mother, and my grandmother." Ivory affirmed. "Things are shitty because the system can never truly be fixed. But enough of that, there comes the matter of what to do with the four of you."

"Can't you just send us back?" Yang asked.

"Can't. Even if I wanted to, my grandmother refuses to risk her health to go back there." Ivory remarked before getting out a Desert Eagle. "So, for all intents and purposes, you're stuck here with me and Ronl. So, let's play a game. Convince me why I shouldn't kill you for what you did."

"Because you're really pretty." Weiss said as Ivory cocked the gun leaving Weiss to get desperate. "I mean drop dead gorgeous. Please crush me with your thick thighs!"

"Because you're going to have your hands full fighting all of us!" Yang said trying to trigger her semblance only for Ronl to use a pressure point to have Yang fall to the ground. "Damn it!"

Ruby was a whimpering mess not sure what to say.

"Because we can be useful to you. We only stole because we had no options…but even though we don't have anything to offer…we can offer our services." Blake said as Ivory blinked.

"Willing to join the criminal underground?" Ronl remarked.

"Not like we have other options." Blake said as Ruby found her nerves.

"You also don't have stain the carpets with our blood." Ruby said as Ivory put the gun away. "Whew."

"Well then, I suppose I can accept that." Ivory remarked. "Your old lives end here, and your new ones begin. I'll help you to get citizenship and the means to settle on this city. Of course, that will put you all in deep debt to me."

"How much are we talking? 50,000?" Ruby said as Weiss sighed.

"No, doing this is probably going to cost serious money." Weiss remarked.

"A rough price would be half the price of this building. 2 billion easy for all four of you." Ivory said as Yang protested.

"That's not fair!" Yang said as Ronl helped her up.

"You think I can just give you stuff for FREE. You're lucky you're not dead." Ivory said icily. "Now any more protests? No. Good. I'll get your means of citizenship. I already got your names and information. Don't even ask how. You will be put into the network where you can seek jobs from all sorts of elements in the city. All you have to do is don't work for any of mine or my allies' enemies like the Vagos or the Lost MC or the Aztecas. Other than that, you have free rein to choose who you work for. If you want to carjack, go on a killing spree, or whatever…go nuts. Just know I could call you for 'personal favors' once in a while. You'll need a living space and an allowance."

"Oh my god, you're basically having us as your sugar babies." Weiss said as Ivory gave a crooked smile.

"And as your sugar mommy, I need to discipline a rude brat." Ivory said getting up as tendrils of darkness came out of her ensnaring Yang. "You burned my carpet, and you're going to be very sorry."

"Let me go, you bitch!" Yang snarled as Blake facepalmed.

"Ugh, you need an attitude adjustment." Ivory said as she used her tendrils to force down on the desk with her ass up in the air.

"What are you doing?!" Yang said as the tendrils tied her down.

Ivory simply pulled down Yang's shorts along with her underwear before giving her bare booty a hard slap. As Ivory spoke, she repeatedly smacked Yang's bare bottom. Ruby looked scandalized, Weiss was blushing, and Blake was inwardly kicking herself for thinking this was kind of twistedly hot. Ronl, who was used to this, was on his phone.

"Now Yang, I can do a lot worse to you. Because I see a hymen in that…and I can make a big tendril to tear it. So, Yang, I believe you have something to say to me." Ivory said as Yang mewled out.

"I'm sorry…for my rudeness." Yang said before Ivory stopped to give it a squeeze. "What are you doing?!"

"Sweetheart, I own you four. I own your cute little asses. Do I make myself clear to all four of you?" Ivory said as she pulled Yang's shorts up before giving Yang's behind another slap.

"Yes." They all said.

"Ok, we'll have the 'starter package' arriving to you in the morning. For now, I will escort you to your starting base of operations." Ronl said as he released them from their handcuffs.

Ivory strode over to Weiss while she reveled in using her height over her to have the former heiress squirm.

"I'm going to enjoy your company, Weiss. I do hope you're willing to be a good little ass-kisser." Ivory said lifting Weiss's chin to eye her up.

"Yes, m'am." Weiss said meekly.

"What about our weapons?" Ruby asked.

"You'll get them back when I feel like giving them back. You won't really need them. For one, they stand out. Two, dust isn't exactly abundant given this is Earth. Three, you're going to learn to use other weapons anyway." Ivory said giving Weiss a wink. "Now Ronl will escort you to…"

"Your first set of sleeping arrangement on my dime." Ronl said.

"At least one of you isn't an asshole." Yang thought.

"Oh, this I have to see." Ivory said getting up.

She was not disappointed when they all got out the building. What Team RWBY got a Journey motorhome, one that seen better days. The inside was a mess but there was a sink, stove, and a bed.

"Ugh…" Weiss said in disgust at the posters inside.

"Were you expecting an apartment or a hotel room? No, if you are to learn, you'll start from bottom like everyone else." Ronl said firmly finding the keys tossing them to Blake. "Some free advice, don't make that you're only way of getting ahead or your escape vehicle for obvious reasons. You'll each need your own car."

"And how ar-"

"Yang, we're basically going to have steal our cars…probably get them spray painted to dissuade any police." Blake affirmed.

"Once again, Blake proves to have a good head. Go ahead and take it, find a place to park that's not in this neighborhood. Don't worry about coming to us, we'll come to you." Ronl said as Team RWBY piled in. "I bid you good night."

"What about the money we stole from you?" Ruby asked.

"Keep it…not like I can't make it back. I get paid well…" Ronl said as Blake started the engine.

As Team RWBY left, the four took a sigh of relief that they were alive and at least had a place to sleep. Yang was still sour of being humiliated.

"Yang, in what way was mouthing to the woman who had us to dead to rights helping? She wouldn't have released us unless she knew she could deal with us." Ruby said as Yang protested. "Even then, you can't go acting hotheaded all the time like this. Especially now!"

"We don't know who's in power…you mouth off to wrong person and we could be in deep shit." Blake said in agreement.

"So, I'm just supposed to accept Ivory owns our asses!" Yang snapped slamming her fist on the counter.

"Yes, and stop damaging what we have to sleep in." Weiss said. "We need it in one piece until we earn enough for a hotel room or an apartment. Whatever…just anything that's not this. Blake, any idea of where you're going?"

"Somewhere outside the city limits." Blake said noting the signs. "I think I found a place."

Flint Range, right outside the city limits, was covered in farmland. It was easy to find a place to park before getting ready to sleep.

"We're going to need new clothes…" Blake remarked. "Dibs on the front seat."

"Dibs on the bed." Weiss said checking the sheets. "At least it's clean."

The four settled in as Ruby assured her team that things would get better, and things will pick up tomorrow.

"You do realize we're no longer the good guys, right?" Yang asked.

Ruby glared at her sister before looking to Blake.

"Blake, I don't know if I can really be the leader of the team…" Ruby admitted. "I really couldn't do anything and I'm pretty much not going to at my best to lead considering our change in career."

"Ruby, what are you talking about? You're a goo-" Yang said only for Ruby to snap.

"No, I'm not! Not in this case. We're in a new world with different rules. I don't know squat on how the criminal underworld works. Neither do you. Yang, your ideas nearly got us killed! Weiss can only be a kiss up, but we need a leader. And right now, Blake's the best bet for leader." Ruby said standing firm on her decision. "So as my final act as leader, I hand the reins to Blake."

Blake looked calm but was inwardly terrified of being the leader. She knew she was not leader material but given the circumstances…she was going to have to get her shit together.

(A/N: Will other RWBY characters show up? Maybe. Will you get a sequel? Depends on your reviews. You got your three isekai shots, now we go down the rabbit hole to what else was voted.)