Snippet 199

Dates with Destiny 8

Genre: Humor/NSFW

Pairs: Various/Minor Aqua Arc (Lapis/Jaune)

AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows (Season 3 AU)

Note: This means the Grimm King and Queen were not revived at the end of Season 3, leaving Team YUKI and the world an air of reprieve. Also, the Vytal Festival was canceled earlier thus The Church of Salem could not make their attack. Adam and Cinder still dead, though.

Tags: Dating shows, Multi-Massive Crossover, Hosts are going to be Meta, Yuki's in for it deep, Inspired by The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, Rick and Morty are the hosts, Jaune cameo, Lemons are possible

Interplay of Family and Violence

"And we're back and only after experiencing a minor delay." Morty said as the crowd cheered.

"Yuki's been getting too much content lately. Not that I bring exec, hard to deal with souring main leads." Rick muttered before announcing. "And now, it's Jade's turn."

"You're certainly in for it." Jade said Rick smirked opening the gate to the Dating Zone.

"Oh man, I bet they're going to fighting ninjas!" Morty said excitedly.

Rick said nothing but had smirk that turned sinister. Yuki and Jade walked into the Dating Zone portal ready for anything.

O=[Entering the Dating Zone]=O

When the light faded, Yuki found himself in someone' s dining room. Judging from the reaction, this was not expected.

"Um, Jade?" Yuki asked his date for the night.

"You have got to be kidding me." Jade said dryly.

"Says you. You just appeared in the room! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" Paula snapped.

"No, mom." Jade said tiredly.

"And why are you even here?" Paula asked.

"I was on that dating show…and they sent us out on that date. And now we're here for some reason." Jade said.

"Oh, that's ironic. The family's meeting for dinner right about now." Paula said as Jade's eyes went wide.

"Oh, hell no! C'mon, Yuki, we're leaving." Jade said dragging Yuki out of the kitchen.

"What…is your family full of assholes or something?" Yuki asked.

"Both." Jade said going to the door.

She opened it and her looked slumped to an annoyed. There was her sister, her father, and…

"Hi mom." A little girl said sweetly.

"Wait, you're a mom?" Yuki asked only to shoved back on his butt.

"This is what the showrunners thought was a good idea. You got to be kidding me. I guess we're doing a family dinner. Come on, Yuki." Jade said as Yuki got up.

"So, Cheshire's a MILF? Bonus." Ivory commented.

They all sat around at the table and mostly everyone was eyeing Yuki.

"You didn't answer my question?" Paula said.

"About him or teleporting into the house?" Jade remarked.

"Both." Paula said.

"My name's Yuki. Yuki Azure. I'm actually Jade's date." Yuki said as Jade's father was laughing.

Then he stopped, realizing he was serious.

"Does that mean I get a third Daddy?" Lian said as Jade looked like she wanted to be anywhere else.

"Do I even want to ask for an explanation or…" Yuki said only to be cut off by Jade.

"Can we get something heavy to drink?" Jade asked.

"Now Jade, you've never brought a boy home before. I want celebrate this…" Paula said with a supportive smile. "A rare moment where the family is all together."

"Kinda awkward being that the ex-husband didn't make it. Lucky on your end though." Sportsmaster said as Yuki raised an eyebrow. "You didn't know…"

"Can something just attack this place right now?" Jade said clearly wanting to leave.

It was a rather awkward few minutes, but Yuki spoke up after being quiet for a bit.

"This is fine. I don't really mind this for a date…I've never been to a family dinner in a long time. I don't have parents anymore and most of my team doesn't have them in their lives for reasons." Yuki mused mirthfully. "Besides, your family doesn't seem that bad."

"Trust me, it is." Jade groaned. "Ever try having former supervillain for a mother, a villain for a father, and a goody-two-shoes hero for a sister?"

"I mean…both my parents were heroes before they ended up being killed. Then I was practically a chaotic neutral at my worst with the whole mass murdering members of the group my parent's killer worked for while just tearing through corruption, human experimentation, and the trafficking. But that was years ago, and I slid into firm anti-hero territory. I mean I did have to murder the man who axed my parents and make sure he did not spend any more time living breathing the same air as me." Yuki said darkly stunning everyone. "And that's why I have his sword as my trophy."

"Impressive." Sportsmaster admitted.

"Didn't you get in trouble for that?" Artemis asked.

"No. Pretty sure, the kingdom never did realize I was the Crossroad Killer because the organization that bastard worked for was seen as a terrorist group. Obviously, no one cared to investigate seeing their interests were being protected." Yuki said with a shrug. "Not that it matters, politics be messy."

Sportsmaster laughed at that as Artemis glared at Yuki.

"Of course, Jade would bring home an unrepentant murderer." Artemis said glaring at Yuki.

"Firstly, different universes have different circumstances. Secondly, try watching your parents be killed in front of you as a child along with your village…and raise yourself for five or so years. Then you can judge me as you want, you overbaked tart." Yuki said as Jade was snickering.

"But aren't tarts yummy?" Lian asked.

"Some happen to have hair in it." Yuki said as Jade was full on laughing. "Or just taste awfully sour."

Sportsmaster was now just struggling not to laugh as the audience were all stifling, especially Ivory.

"I don't get it." Lian said innocently.

"You don't have to at the moment. When you are older." Yuki said giving the gesture to Jade to change the subject.

"So, about that dessert, mom?" Jade asked.

"Oh, I would have gotten some ice cream, but the wheelchair…" Paula said as Jade got up saying she'd go get it.

She dragged Yuki out with her as the two walked out the apartment building.

"Make sure, she comes back." Paula said to Artemis.

Outside the apartment building, Jade had dragged him out.

"Are you actually planning on getting the ice cream or are you going to ditch them?" Yuki asked.

"I want to run, but…I don't want to disappoint Lian so…"

"Fine with me. Let's go find us a shop." Yuki said freeing Inferno from it's microcube. "Our ride awaits."

As they got on, Artemis only caught the sight of them speeding away and gave chase.

"Yuki, I've located a convenience store up ahead." Serena said telepathically.

Yuki found it and came to a stop there right as the place was in the middle of getting robbed. Yuki did not even care as he walked in.

"Hey, I'm in the middle of rob-" BLAM! Yuki simply used telekinesis to throw the guy into the wall.

Cheshire showed the glint of a sword, and the other guy promptly grabbed his friend before leaving. Yuki casually went and got the ice cream, two bottles of vodka, and some orange juice.

"Mind if it's on the house seeing I just saved your behind?" Yuki asked the clerk.

"Um…sure! Let me bag it for you."

He got his things bagged and the pair departed only to see Artemis standing near Yuki's bike.

"I thought you would have tried ditching." Artemis said before looking up at her sister. "But I was wrong, and I'm glad you did. Also, thanks for not killing that guy."

"Why would I kill him? He's just a common crook. Show a bit of power and they'll flee. Plus, it's not my place to kill people in a world that isn't mine." Yuki said plainly using his semblance on his bike to materialize a sidecar. "Get in. I want to hurry back."

As the trio went off, Yuki had a thoughtful look.

"My world has the issue of the Grimm choking the life out of the people there. Yours doesn't seem to have that…" Yuki said. "Thought from my information gathering, you seem to plenty of problems already. Supervillains, aliens, and plenty of rich douches."

"How?" Artemis asked.

"I have my ways. A pragmatist doesn't show his hand." Yuki said speeding up. "He just builds skills and lets every person underestimate him until he has the drop on them."

"Spoken like a true ninja." Jade said as they pulled up.

They walked up with Yuki serving the ice cream and making the piledriver drinks for the adults. Jade opted to straight up drink the second bottle of vodka wanting to get hammered to put up with her family. Though ironically the date would end as quick as they arrived…via teleportation.

O=[T-T]=O

"And we're back." Rick remarked.

"What the hell was that?" Jade said slurring her words. "I wanted a date, not awkward niceties with my family!"

"And what's our score, Morty?" Rick said ignoring her.

On the scoreboard flashed the score: Cheshire - 40% - (10% First meeting bonus)

"Pretty lackluster." Morty said opening the door for Cheshire.

"A shame." Rick said before throwing her through it.

"She wasn't that bad." Yuki mused.

"Yeah, but we have a show to do. Mileena, you're going…right now." Rick said as Mileena twirled her sai.

"I want a fight with him." She said icily. "Kombat is the best way to see if he's husband material for offspring."

"Save that for the second date." Lapis snarled as Yuki cracked his knuckles.

"Fine, but no fatalities." Rick said as opening the gate for the arena.

"I won't break him…hard." Mileena said as they entered the arena.

O=[T-T]=O

Yuki found himself in a grand arena with spectators all around calling out for battle. A fearsome giant of a man sat at the table glaring down Yuki as if he was nothing.

"Ignore him, Yuki. You're here to face me." Mileena said taking the over side of the arena. "Call the match!"

"Round 1, FIGHT!" Shao Khan declared.

Mileena pulls off the splits before launching her sai at Yuki's shins only for his magnetism to stop them dead in the air. She lunged forward before grabbing them and teleporting right in his face before stabbing his shoulder with one only for Yuki to in turn headbutt her with an Armis coated forehand. Her skull rattled and she was sure she had a concussion as Yuki used Jaune's semblance to heal himself best he could even if it still hurt. He moved clashing blows with the warrior before she sinks her sai into him. What she hit was a dust clone that froze her body, but she tore out of the ice.

"Not bad, but you won't be beating me." Mileena said.

"Just one issue, sweetcheeks. There's something on your face. No, not on your mask." Yuki said.

"Wha-GYAH!" Mileena said as Yuki used Ruby's speed to surprise karate chop her face. "You…"

She got him between the legs which got him on his knees before she kicked him away into the dirt. She flung a sai into his arm.

"You talk a lot of shit for a warrior." Mileena said cracking her neck.

"Is that your best?" Shao Khan boomed. "Don't make me laugh."

Yuki got up tearing out the sai before cracking his own neck.

"And you're good. But it's high time…" Yuki said twirling the sai. "for Round 2."

Mileena teleported with intent to get her sai back only to punched across the arena and have her sai flung into her shin eliciting a hiss of pain. She tore it out before her sai away in favor of nails. He took off her face revealed the twisted visage before putting those nails in her mouth and making herself a human machine gun. Yuki smirked before saying, "Arkos". With enhanced magnetism, he dipped and dodged before putting all the nails she spit under his control. With his power, he slashed at her with him but seemingly did not leave a mark on her body.

"Ha! You missed!" Mileena taunted.

"Did I?" Yuki teased. "Because I was not aiming to kill you."

Mileena was control only to feel her clothing feel light before fell to pieces. Her kunoichi dress was in tatters, her sai shattered along with her steel gauntlets leaving Mileena naked save for her gloves, boots, and her mask.

Rick slow clapped, Morty snapped photos, Ivory cheered for her teammates, Karai flushed hot pink, and everyone else was agape.

"Yuki, you madlad!" Peach said laughing.

Qrow raised a thumbs up with a bloody nose.

"By the way, I noticed you were iffy on the mask, so I didn't ruin it. You're welcome." Yuki said as the crowd cheered.

Shao Khan facepalmed as Mileena put back on her mask.

"You think this will stop me. I have no shame in my body!" Mileena touted. "I'll fight you naked if I have to."

Yuki chuckled before using the nails to mold into bands to restrain her. Mileena was able to dodge most repeatedly even teleporting to get a kick in which gave Yuki an eyeful of her chiseled body before he crashed into the pile of ice. The metal dropped to the ground with a clang.

"I will admit that was impressive, but you're not taking it seriously." Mileena said shedding the mask. "I may just have to eat you for this."

Yuki smirked controlling the ice turning it into mist as she rushed at him to bite him only for her to bite the air. Then she started to wear wet before the mist suddenly turned to water. She felt a hand lain on her shoulder. Before she could speak, electricity coursed through her body eliciting screams given she was both naked and soaked with cold water before a final strike to the back of her head. She coughed, managing to swing around and slug Yuki in the jaw before she collapsed from the damage.

He panted and rubbed his sore jaw stepping back.

"It's a good thing I destroyed her sais. I would have been certainly stabbed." Yuki said as Shao Khan declare him the winner. "Yeah, thanks."

O=[T-T]=O

When Yuki was returned to the stage with thunderous cheers, and Mileena was brought up fully dressed and recovered but not wearing her mask. She greeted Yuki with a punch to the shoulder.

"I will admit that I am impressed. I underestimated you…and saying that consider I just watched your last dates makes me feel foolish." Mileena said. "I'm surprised you didn't even react to my true face."

Yuki waved it off citing it as no big deal but asked if she meant her words in that she wanted to eat him. It was then Mileena's turn to wave that off as heat of the moment.

"What's our score?" Rick asked.

Mileena Kakhum - 75% - (15% First meeting bonus, 30% successful combat encounter)

"Not bad." Morty said before Mileena asked if anyone took pictures of her.

Rick opened the door and threw her through him with her screaming.

"And let's go on break before the end of the last round with Karai!" Rick said excitedly. "Cut to commercial!"

Current Contestants: Karai (TMNT 2k12)

Compatibility Ratio Scores- 200% being maximum limit.

Jeanne Arc - 80% - (Initial R63 adaptivity, familiarity, plus performance bonus)

Reese Chloris - 55% - (30% performance bonus)

Ciel Soliei - 35% - (25% performance bonus)

Coco Adel - 75% - (35% Familiarity and performance bonus)

Neo - 100% - (60% Familiarity and performance bonus)

Summer Rose - 85% - (35% performance bonus)

Penny Polendina - 63% - (40% Familiarity and performance bonus)

Tenten - 71% - (30% First meeting bonus)

Mileena Kakhum - 75% - (15% First meeting bonus, 30% successful combat encounter)

Cheshire - 40% - (10% First meeting bonus)

(A/N: Karai is last up. As for the next round, we return to our main RWBY girls, but something is different about them. For what's up for snippet number 200, a return to Project Reverse Isekai! A special long one to celebrate 200 shorts.)