Snippet 200

Reverse Isekai: Target Earth 2

Genre: Humor | [Possible Dark Humor/NSFW]

Pairs: Undecided

Parody: RWBY/Various

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU | Semi-Real World (Animeesque) AU

Tags: Reverse Isekai, Crack Miniseries, Things Get Weird, Inspired by Jared's Journal, Yuki's Serena doesn't need the Projection Sphere, TW: Satire, TW: The 2020s, Elements from 'Conformity, You Wish!'

Italicized text – E-Journal

Waking up with a woman in my bed was not how I expected my morning to start. Not that I was complaining. Sadly, today was Monday. I had work from my online job and college classes to deal with it. Of course, I can sic Serena on the programming stuff. I see no reason not to...because I don't want to wake up.

"Wait, is she na-oh, no she isn't. She's topless at least so that's a plus. Well...I can't stay here." Yuki said to himself untangling from her.

Boobs were nice and all, but having her awoke to her snuggling him was going to be a mess. Yuki looked to the time seeing it was nine in the morning and groaned internally, he had classes to worry about.

'Why the hell did I decide to get an English minor again?' Yuki thought as he took out some clothes before remembering those classes were at night. 'At least I have the day to myself...maybe I can use Blake's semblance to make clones to my work for me.'

He hastily got on his black hoodies, jeans, and sneakers before sneaking out of the house with his things. He had some shopping to do. He strode over to his car, the one luxury that his parents let him have when they were hiding their wealth. A sports car, a customized Dodge Charger STR8, which had painted ice blue with his emblem on the hood.

He started it up as Serena just pinged into the passenger seat.

"Status report," Yuki asked.

"Twitter is in a frenzy right now because of what you've done. Blame is being put on the political extremists and about your online job, I have already taken care to finish the rest of it. Your coding is well done, but I just sped it along so you can focus on developing your abilities." Serena remarked. "You can send it to your boss when you come back."

"Well, I need more money to have to get things for Pyrrha. I assume you have her sizes." Yuki said as she beamed them to his phone. "Excellent. Now I want you to steal let's say 50,000 dollars. May as well take some of that China money every company is lusting for."

Serena vanished and Yuki drove on over to K-Mart. It was...basically awkward shopping for women's clothing. However, as he entered getting to the women's section, he bumped into an old friend.

"Yuki?"

"Jason? Wait, you work here?"

"Yeah, it's been a while since I saw you," Jason said.

"Well, now you're as tall as your sisters," Yuki said high-fiving his old friend. "How have you been?"

"Better. I had to move out of that old apartment. The building was finally condemned." Jason said as Yuki had an eye roll. "Yeah, I know."

"So...you ever reunited with your sisters?" Yuki asked. "Because…"

"Still little contact with my mother. I refuse to tell her where I live. As for my sisters, all I know is Jane moved out and she's in little contact with her mother too. Oh, we also split an apartment together," Jason said with a sigh. "But why are you here?"

"Shopping for clothes…"

"In the women's section?"

"Look, Jase. I trust you, but I can't explain it here. I'll call you later...just walk away and pretend this is normal." Yuki insisted.

Jason gave him a look and walked away. Getting bras and panties was not too hard given he knew her sizes. He got sleepwear, some clothes for lounging, outing clothes, and a string bikini. He'd be damned if he was not going to get her in a bikini! Serena advised him to get feminine products and in the end, it had cost nearly 2,000 dollars. He snickered thinking, "Oh thank you China.", as he paid with a card.

He returned home piling those new clothes in the laundry room to quickly wash them. Being a technopath just made life easier, but he thought of the fact that there was another network in the house. He knew he would have to look into it. With the laundry nearly done, he heard Pyrrha yawn. She walked out just in a pair of panties, hair down, and one of his oversized shirts. He was eyeing her but snapped out of that.

"Morning. I did some shopping for you. Pads, lady stuff, and a bunch of clothes for you. It's in the wash, so go ahead and take a shower. They'll be ready. I'll put breakfast on." Yuki said going to the kitchen.

"I hope you didn't have to spend a lot on me," Pyrrha said worriedly.

"I can make 2,000 dollars easily…" Yuki said, assuring her.

"Two-thou...Yuki, I...there has to be a way to pay you back." Pyrrha insisted.

"Pyrrha, I…." Yuki said quietly. "Just go ahead and shower."

I could have taken advantage, but she had a way of making my heart warm with those eyes. Pyrrha had left to take her shower and I readied breakfast. Considering it is an island with a humid climate, I have that one joy.

"This is delicious," Pyrrha said between bites.

"Yeah, well. I figured I'd go a bit all out." Yuki said, trying not to eye her up.

It was just a pair of shorts and a tank top, but Yuki eyed the smaller details. However, he focused on eating. He would get his laptop connected to his television once he was done.

"So, Yuki? What exactly are you doing?" Pyrrha asked.

"Getting in contact with my group on Discord. Honestly, I trust these peeps to aid in this situation. Less likely to think I'm nuts." Yuki said, starting his computer up. "Kenjiro is probably going to hate me."

"Why?" The spartan asks.

"He and I are polar opposites in ideals. I am a pragmatist where he is the idealist. We clash on many things, namely RWBY. He's a bit of a Jaune fan, and I only see Jaune is a tool for the writer. He's also a fan of the Arkos ship...with is you and Jaune. So seeing that you're here with me…." Yuki said as Pyrrha giggled.

Yuki logged in, got onto his Discord, and called a private group DM with a few users with who he was good friends. They were Master-of-the-Afro, TheWiseOz, Skel Knight, KenjirotheSIMPKing, and HelioHalo.

He got them on voice chat.

"Guys, I got you all here to talk about something that happened to me. Something extremely unusual...that happened to me." Oracle's Inferno remarked.

"Did you finally come out of the closet?" Master-of-the-Afro joked, earning laughter all around.

"Yeah, no. Remember my aunt? I inherited the place. Well, I woke up to two things. Powers and Pyrrha freakin' Nikos in my house!" Oracle's Inferno said a bit freaked.

"Ok, so what I'm hearing is you came out of the closet drunk, is that what I'm hearing?" Master-of-the-Afro said earning snickers from the others and Pyrrha while Oracle deadpanned.

"Pics or it didn't happen?" Kenjiro said.

Yuki flipped on the video and used Glynda's semblance to pull his coffee cup to his hand before sipping it.

"Blasphemy!" Master-of-the-Afro exclaimed, almost falling out of his chair in shock.

"So while I'm living with a beautiful woman only possible in fiction and I got a semblance that would make me this world's Rick, you're making jokes. I can literally use it to get us Nitro. Speaking of..."

The users all found themselves with a notification of a year's worth of Nitro service courtesy of a Serena.

"Ok, let me get this straight...you got Pyrrha in your house and powers. What powers exactly?" TheWizeOz asked.

"I'm a technopath. I can control all forms of tech and copy stuff. Like every semblance in RWBY for example." Oracle said before demonstrating the main four.

"Wait, if you can hack shit...don't tell me you were behind the Twitter bl-You crazy bastard, that was awesome," HeliosHalo remarked.

"Forget that, he's got Pyrrha in his house! You lucky bastard!" Kenjiro barked. "Is the rest of JPNR coming?"

"Kenjiro, why would he even want that? Oracle, please tell me you already got to bang her." Skel Knight remarked.

It was Pyrrha's turn to troll.

"Not yet," Pyrrha said as Oracle spat out his drink.

This time Master-of-the-Afro did fall out of his chair, laughing like a maniac while everyone else either joined in or just looked gobsmacked.

"It's not fair! Pyrrha's not even your favorite character!" Kenjiro said.

"To be honest, Pyrrha's giving me a few reasons to reconsider…" Oracle said.

"Simp." HeliosHalo jokes.

"Helios, he has the real deal in front of him. Pretty sure, all porn images of Pyrrha lost all meaning for him...and technically us?" TheWiseOz said.

"Maybe RWBY characters will appear in our living rooms." Master-of-the-Afro jokes.

"You can have Jaune, Kenjiro." Oracle joked. "

"Actually that does bring up a good question...are we to be expecting RWBY characters to fall into our lives like Pyrrha here?" Master-of-the-Afro asks. "Because if I find fucking Cunter Floozey in my house she's getting shot in the face."

"I need to investigate this. My aunt's place has a computer system I have never seen and I literally have not looked through the whole place. It's fucking huge." Oracle said. "Plus, there's another matter. Cash. I can't keep stealing it from China to bankroll Pyrrha."

"Why the hell not? Screw them." Kenjiro remarked.

"Oi! Don't say shit like that, there are still innocent people over there that are suffering just like us last time I checked," Master-of-the-Afro scolded.

"And don't worry, I had Serena, my A.I. ensure this line is secure. What we talk and share here won't be seen by a soul. Not China, Not Russia, not North Korea….no one." Oracle mused. "And I was ensuring to steal from the politicians."

"Wait, you were stealing…" Pyrrha said.

"From the corrupting politicians screwing poor people over. I figured I'd use my powers to be a Robin Hood. Exposing the corrupt and taking some of the money they got from stealing from the poor to make sure you had what you needed. I didn't want to spend any of my money to raise eyebrows." Yuki explained tenderly brushing her cheek.

"How much did you swipe?" Skel Knight asked.

"50k," Oracle said. "And that will be enough for now."

"Smart move," TheWiseOz remarked. "Seeing we're dealing with an isekai. Who knows if any more will show up?"

"Maybe you can start an onlyFans account for her and rake in the money?" Skel suggested. "People would pay a fortune for a 'perfect Pyrrha cosplay' who can pull off the voice."

"And have RT on his ass…yeah no," Kenjiro remarked.

"I agree. I'm keeping this to myself." Oracle said with a grin.

"But maybe some pics here would-"

"Dude, maybe if one of you gets a RWBY girl of your own, I'll trade pics," Oracle said. "But I need to end this call. I need to try out more of my semblance. I'm going to see if I can copy people. Learn how they draw."

"Wait, if you can copy anyone's art style...you could have a mint out of being an artist!" Kenjro said excitedly.

"And I'll take requests from my friends once I get my supplies. Later guys," Oracle said, ending the call. "Pyrrha, did you had to mess with my friends like that?"

"Well, I wasn't exactly lying," Pyrrha said with a chuckle. "But I'm curious about the 'Pyrrha porn'."

And Yuki realized his friends walked him into a landmine.

(A/N: Happy 200th everyone! I want to thank everyone, but namely my actual friends from Discord who were the reason I did this: Sage-of-Some-Trades, UnitedOsprey1991, KenchiDojima, Skeletor, Helioson, and NoVigilance (who I forget to add in the story...next time bro.) Thank you, my writers. As for what is next? You demanded it so the GTA Isekai will be a miniseries: Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories is coming next!)