Snippet 210

Bad Mothers Club

Genre: Humor

Pairs: Not important

Parody: RWBY/Various

AU-Type: Meta AU

Tags: Shitty parents really suck, Chronoa is just here for setup, Multiversial shenanagains, Shout out to Multiversal-writer for the idea

"Welcome, I've set up this void in time and space for a therapy session. You all are horrible mothers, and we are here to work on it." Chronoa said.

The void in space time was a white room set up clearly for a session, plastic chairs, tables with snacks and drinks, and a big office chair for the Time Goddess. There were three women 'trapped' here on these chairs.

"So, introduce yourselves." Chronoa said. "And why you're here?"

"Look, I know I'm considered a piece of shit parent. But I never wanted to be a parent, you think I want to a kid in the world with Queen Shit for Brains over there!" Raven said pointing to Salem who glared at her. "At least I don't drink like Lady Drunk over there."

Willow was passed out in her chair after one too many shots of tequila and fell to the floor. Chronoa sighed.

"Raven, this response interests me. Alternate yous need to be mostly absent parents and when they are around it varies from ok to unpleasant. I want to ask you that if you were not in a world of Grimm and Salem, would you want to be a parent?" Chronoa asked.

"Honestly, I do not even know. Maybe. In my case, Yang was an accident…but maybe I wouldn't have left." Raven said unsure before Chronoa turned to Willow.

Chronoa reversed time on her to have her sober and alive.

"I will not have you passed out drunk. Your drinking is a problem." Chronoa said in a matter of fact tone.

"Try being married to my husband." Willow said reaching for a donut.

"Then divorce him. Quit using him as an excuse to drink yourself stupid. I'm rather fed up your counterparts get more sympathy considering you just drink yourself to sleep and fail to raise Whitley." Chronoa said annoyed. "I understand Raven is morally bankrupt compared to you, but…you don't warrant much in sympathy. There's nothing stopping you from asking for a separation."

And then Chronoa turned to Salem.

"Honestly, seeing you and Ozpin killed your kids, you don't have a reason to be here. But I figured reminding you of how much of an awful person is punishment enough." Chronoa said with a smirk. "Especially…since you're powerless here."

Salem looked completely depressed.

"Please, just send me home." Salem pleaded.

"But you didn't look like the scrapbook in your lap!" Chronoa said with faux-sweetness.

"I did! It has pictures of my children, dead!" Salem wailed as both other mothers looked mortified. "How is this supposed to help me?!"

"It isn't? This visit is my way of torturing you every month. If I could, I'd erase you, but my brothers and their curse is preventing me from that. However, your immortality had the nice benefit for letting me to do these therapy sessions." Chronoa said with a sneer. "So, I'm going to need you to come back…as for Raven and Willow."

She cleared her throat.

"Raven, you should confront Yang and be honest with her. At the very least, she'll stop chasing her and save you both heartache later. Willow, just get that separation and sort your shit so you can save some pieces of your broken family." Chronoa said with a sigh. "This session is over."

(A/N: This is purposefully written short to keep the punches compact. Frankly, the more I think on Raven…the more I realize she gets way more hate than she deserves. As shitty as she is, a lot of her major problem stem from writing decisions than her personality. If we're comparing on a maternal sense, Willow is technically worse and she gets mostly coddled for her drinking and not called out. Just a few thoughts I had…and to note…Snippet 208 and 209 got a small touch up to fix some errors.)