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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 7

'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW

Pairs: [Jaune/Estelle], ?

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), JPNR shows up, No Renora or Pyrrha

Their first day was already hectic for Team Manor, while Jaune and Estelle were brawling, we see what the others were doing in their Los Santos Stories…

Marylin was rather quiet as she took Oscar to her car. Oscar was a bit scared, but, in reality, Marylin was a bit nervous. Marylin knew how to fight, pilot vehicles, shoot, and be a quiet force of nature. Asking a boy out on a date? It was basically advanced physics for her. She thought of advice from Aunt Maria…only to blush bright red. She was not ready for that, she just wanted to ask him out.

"Marylin, is something wrong?" Oscar asked. "You haven't started the car."

"I want to ask you out, but I don't know how…" Marylin groaned out.

"Oh…OH! You were quiet because of that…I thought you were…I mean I've never been on a date before. You?" Oscar said.

"Considering my abnormal childhood, no." Marylin said looking up only to realize that they were in a strip mall. "And here I was about to drive away when we're already in a place we can shop around."

The two got out of the car walking towards the mall leaving Ren and Nora behind.

"I'm going." Nora said walking towards her bike.

"You want me to-"

"Nope. I don't really need you to follow. This new chance we've given is perfect to explore ourselves." Nora said revving her Akuma. "Anyway, I'm going to Los Santos Custom to get my bike painted."

She sped away as Ren looked his phone. He would go shopping in a bit, he wanted to look up some things. Marylin took Oscar over to Sub Urban, the modern outfit.

"Welcome kids to Suburban, try anything you like."

"Oscar, I'll cover you for an outfit here. Consider it a gift…I need to do some shopping myself." Marylin said giving him $1,000 dollars. "And any clothes you buy or remove will end up in your wardrobe."

He nodded and moved towards shopping for an outfit. He settled for a citrus Hawaiian shirt, faded casual jeans, and black skate shoes. He wound up feeling confident in his new duds that he bought before Marylin came along. She giggled at the choice in shirt and the two modeled different choices together. As for Nora, she was in the local Los Santos Customs for her Akuma. She focused on getting the Armor Upgrade 40%, Side Mounted Carbon Can, Xenon Lights, and Turbo Tuning.

"That'll be $4,225 dollars." The garage worker said as Nora payed.

The idea of flirting for a free paintjob came up in Nora's head, but she did not want to take chances. At least not yet. Nora reved her wheels out of the garage before heading to the nearest clothing shop, the Discount Store, home for cheap clothes.

"Welcome to the Discount Store, home for easy and comfy stores for low, low prices." The cashier said lazily. "Today, we got a special on import clothes from Liberty City's Russian clothing shops."

"Basically, shit no one else wants except for poor scrubs." Another employee snarked.

Nora was just glad the System had the underwear cheap to buy or maybe the quality was not so good, Nora thought.

"Beggars can't be choosers. Now let's see about getting an outfit…I could come back later to buy more clothes when I got more money." Nora thought.

Nora went towards the dressing room and got the menu from the System. Ultimately, she settled on a black flight jacket, pink t-shirt, camo fatigues, Hinterland boots, an army cap, and a pair of sepia aviator glasses.

"160." The cashier said as Nora paid up.

She adjusted her new clothes and worked out right as Ren was heading in.

"Nora, mind if you wait for me?" Ren asked.

"Sure." Nora said sitting on her back. "I need to see something out on my phone."

Among the IDs was a bit of information on their 'nationality'. Jaune apparently was French-American, Ren was Chinese-American, Oscar was Hispanic, and Nora was Swedish. Ren went in and looked through before making a purchase. He came out in a plain white tank under a green Spyde track top, olive and black track pants, and Feud Classic sneakers.

"No sunglasses?" She asked. "Or a hat?"

"I just needed an outfit…I didn't want to go overboard." Ren said as Nora got up.

"Well, I'm going into that convience store over there to fucking rob it." Nora said bluntly. "Help me, and I'll split the money."

Ren was too stunned that Nora was just willing to do that and watched her walk away towards that 24/7. The pimple faced teenager on duty was minding his own business only to see the barrel of a minigun in his face!

"Empty the register and if you scream or call the cops…I'll use this on your ass." Nora said showing that her other hand had the chainsaw.

The cashier pretty much complied getting a paper bag and emptying the register for her. Nora noticed a 24/7 novelty backpack. She 'stored' away her weapons to take the backpack and load up on a few items. The clerk tried to use his cell to call for the police, but his phone rang forcing Nora to put her AP Pistol aimed at his head.

"Who's calling?" Nora asked.

"My mother." The clerk said nervously as Nora took the cash.

"Good, you didn't see me, my face, or even heard a damn thing." Nora said before pistol whipping the kid to knock him out.

While Nora made $1,500 dollars, a cop walked in on the unconscious kid and Nora holding a gun. She cursed as the wanted star came up as the officer commanded her to freeze. Swapping to her fists, electricity sparked around her brass knuckles as she punched the cop in the stomach before smashing his head on the counter staining it with blood.

"What a dipshit." Nora said taking the pistol ammo and $100 in the wallet. "And he wasn't alone."

She ran out hurling a Molotov Cocktail at an incoming police car.

"Having fun?!" Nora asked before seeing her wanted star rise up to two. "Shit!"

She jumped on her bike and raced away as several cops gave chase. Ren stood there dumbfounded as Oscar and Marylin came out of Suburban laughing.

"That was fun." Marylin admitted.

"I still want to check out the Discount place. I'm kinda curious…" Oscar mused. "And it looks like it's having a special."

Marylin noticed the advert and smirked.

"Spyde track tops? I'm dow-Ren, why is my radar saying Nora has two stars?" Marylin said.

"Nora robbed a place, and a cop came in. She beat him, blow up a police car, and is on a police chase." Ren said numbly.

"Well…she'll be fine, hopefully." Marylin said going in the Discount shop with Oscar. "You can go after her, we got shopping to do."

Ren got to his Innovation and raced off to find her.

~[~GTA~]~

All the way in Los Santos, Weiss had hosted lunch for the team and used it to introduce everyone to her twin.

"Shit, Weiss. She can't be your twin, she got all the tits." Yang said crassly as Weiss rolled her eyes.

"By the way, where did you get the pizza and snacks?" Blake asked.

"24/7 that I robbed. Easiest 3,000 I ever made because the clerk went in the bathroom." Yang said with a snicker. "I even ran down a few Vagos on the way."

The television was on Weasel News with Jim Harrison.

"Breaking news, a dramatic police chase on the streets of Route 68 as a mad Swedish woman apparently robbed a 24/7 with a chainsaw and a minigun in each hand."

"That is hardcore!" Yang said watching. "Wait, holy shit, it's Nora!"

That got their attention as the footage of the chase showed Nora racing on her bike and using her shotgun to shoot tires of cop cars out for them to crash before raising at the police chopper to shoot through the glass, killing the pilot. The chopper crashed killing the feed as the team looked on in shock.

"About time…" Bleiss said.

"You knew?" Ruby asked.

"You think Pyrrha's with them?" Weiss asked.

"Doubt it. If she was, she'd be shredding cops left and right." Bleiss said as the others nodded. "Looking forward to see Jaune…what a stud that one."

"Eww…" Weiss said. "Really…Jaune?"

"His semblance can enhance his aura and his body. He definitely could use it on his dick…picture it!" Bleiss bellowed as Yang balked.

The rest of the team's minds were running wild for a moment only for Ruby to say, "If Jaune has such a broken semblance, why did he suck so much in Beacon?!"

Current Status -

Ruby - $100,480 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Flamethrower, Sniper Rifle, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais

Weiss - $16,375 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Pistol, Micro SMG, Luxury Rifle, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais

Blake - $28,285 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, Pistol, SMG, Sawn-Off Shotgun, AK-47, Minigun, Grenades

Yang - $16,282 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: PCJ-600] – Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, Caliente Bombs

Bleiss - $50,000 - [PV: -, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machette, AP Pistol, Micro SMG, Combat Shotgun, Grenades

Durand - $354,000 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Sniper, RPG, Sticky Bombs

Marylin - $512,058 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Combat Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, Carbine Rifle, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails

Jaune - $41,260 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Pistol .50, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher

Ren - $20,102 - [PV: , PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Li Ren's Knife, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Molotov Cocktails

Nora - $19,485 - [PV: , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Assault SMG, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails

Oscar - $18,290 - [PV: , PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails

(A/N: Nora's really taking to be a criminal with stride, Ren has to watch this and figure things out for himself. Oscar and Marylin are a cute thing to write as they play off each other well, I'll consider making them a pair, but I'm slowburning that. Next part completes this party.)

[Fun Fact: Yes, you can picture Estelle with Ashley Butler's voice only with a firmer tint to it.]