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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 10
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all)
We are off to the races with our 'protagonists' in our Los Santo Stories…
Ruby needed new clothes and the System gave her options. She got down in her Rose Racer heading to Del Perro, namely its outdoor mall. She had some time before meeting with Yang to go to Harmony and she wanted to use. First stop was Suburban, the home to modern and grudge wear. She walked into it being robbed by the Lost MC.
"I'm not in the mood for this shit!" Ruby snarled getting her Endsville Slugger out.
Using her semblance on her arm, she swung clashing her bat with the skull of the Lost MC member guarding the getaway van. Seeing the guns inside, she tossed her old sniper for a Heavy Sniper and was drooling over the System allowing her access to its multiple types of rounds.
"Thank you, love of weapons!" Ruby thought before taking the Assault Rifle and Brass Knuckles.
She even replaced her Pump Shotgun with a Sawed-Off Shotgun upon the tidbit that she could dual wield them. Seeing the Lost members were coming to their van, she swapped for Micro SMG for an MG opening fire on them.
"I just wanted to shop today, damn it!" Ruby roared as two were taken down.
The other ducked down for cover as Ruby swapped her sniper.
"Come on, I'm just one girl. You bikers claim you're real hard." Ruby taunted.
"Fuc-GACK!"
She sniped the one dumb enough to retort as her radar told her that there was one left. She dodged a shotgun blast before running to tackle the last one. She simply beat him to death with her brass knuckled punches. With him dead, she walked up to the counter returning the stolen money. The panicked redhead, Vicky, looked wide-mouthed.
"So, I'd like to buy some clothes. Anything on sale?" Ruby asked.
"We have some of our 90s stock. But as thanks, half off on your purchases." Vicky said stunned.
"Cool, don't call the cops. I want the van…" Ruby said before going to her shopping.
She did call Spirit up to let him know about the Slamvan full of weapons she liberated and that he could have it for $20,000. He accepted it even transferring the money other before having one of his girls pick it up. Ruby decided to splurge a bit.
"Mercury Hood, Base 5 Hood, a pair of red jeans, White Heat T, Red Bobo T, Red classic LS Hi-Tops, Red Tint Shades, R-Star Jacket, ProLaps Black T, Red Track Pants, and our classic Stop Watch Chain. You just really like our 90s stock." Vicky said making purchases. "That'll be 488 dollars."
Ruby paid up for it before taking up an LS Red Fitted Cap.
"How…"
"On the house! You should go…I do have to call to get the bodies cleaned up…and close the store." Vicky said nervously.
"Oh, thanks!" Ruby said putting the hat on her head before leaving.
Vicky decided to hurry up and close…she wanted a drink. Ruby had quickly got to her car and went home to change. She settled on the R-Star letterman jacket over her ProLaps Black T, her Basic Freshman Skirt, plain black socks in her red LS Hi-Tops, and her Stop Watch chain. She kept the hat on before getting her bunny backpack. She had texted Yang she was ready and got a response to meet her at her motel room.
[~GTR~]
Like Ruby, Yang went shopping. She had bought a few clothes at that nearby Binco. She settled on her a camo tank top, a pair of Broker gradient shades, and her Bad Max Motorcycle Pants and Boots. The jacket was tied around her waist. She left the motel room before seeing Ruby was waiting.
"All right, let's go." Yang said closing the door behind her.
She got to Bumblebee, slipping on her jacket as her helmet materialized on her head. The two sisters were all on their way to Harmony taking them out of LS into the wild countryside again. On the way, they'd see Franklin, Lamar, and the De Santas on their way as well. Meanwhile, at the Motor Motel, Team Manor was readying for tonight.
Jaune looked in the mirror at his choices: His biker jacket, a mustard colored LS hoodie, coffee-colored jeans, his black bandana around his head, an LS chain, Fuque yellow shades, and a pair of two-tone skate shoes. He had chosen not to have Crocea Mors to appear on his side (but it was still in his weapon wheel).
"Yup, looking good for tonight." Jaune said confidently before hearing a knock on the door.
He strode to the door to open it to see Estelle and he was glad to be wearing shades to hide his wandering eyes. Estelle still wore her black jacket but had worn a Santos 13 cropped tank under it, brown skinny jeans, LS Classic white hi-tops, and her black bandana around her neck. She still had her piercings but had a touch of black lipstick.
"Always looking good in whatever you wear." Jaune said smoothly.
"Trying to get into my pants already?" Estelle teased. "Just teasing, though. It's nice to be complimented."
"You taking part in the races?" Jaune asked.
"I don't really have cash to be wagering and I don't want to wager my bike." Estelle remarked thoughtfully. "But if I can risk things, I'll see what happens."
The two left the suite. Nora looked herself over in the mirror, smirking. She wore her biker jacket, an orange striped bikini top, matching bikini bottoms under a pair of black skinny jeans, a black Feud fitted cap, and copper round-toe boots. She had a touch of electric blue lipstick. Estelle had even helped her pierce her ears hooking her up with a pair of electric blue studs.
"Nora's getting laid tonight." Nora said confident.
Ren went for a simple approach in wearing his biker jacket over a green Spyde track top, blue-green baggy jeans, a pink Binco brand watch, a green bandana tied around his head, a 24/7 baseball cap, and all-white athletic shoes.
Marylin went with her red initial jacket, a Mercury hoodie, Broker gray cargo shorts, her initial boots, red fingerless gloves, and her initial shades. She put up a spot of make up before putting on her earrings. She put her hands in her hoodie's pockets and left her motel room.
Oscar settled for a grey flight jacket under a green hoodie, beige Bermuda shorts, silver Cuban chain, Feud classic sneakers, a yellow Binco brand watch, Rimmers smoke aviators, and a Taco Bomb baseball cap flipped back. He left to see Marylin who shot her a small little smirk.
"Good to see my money did not go to waste, you look good." Marylin said as Oscar blushed.
They all came down to get to their wheels.
"Nora, what's with the outfit?" Ren sputtered.
"Mama's hoping to turn some heads." Nora said confidently as she got on her Akuma.
Ren just sighed and got on his bike. Oscar got on his and Jaune settled to race with his bike tonight. Estelle got on the back of Jaune's bike giving him plenty confidence as Marylin got in her car before they headed out to Los Santos Customs. There were already a gathering of bikers and racers. Trevor and Durand were there themselves. Trevor wore his usual clothes with an addition of an overlooked red blouson and shades. Durand opted for a blue leisure suit with a yellow shirt, coffee round-toe boots, a brown trench coat, and a pair of gold t-bone shades.
"I need to know where you get your clothes. I like the suit." Trevor said with a smirk.
"I can order it online for you if you want it." Durand remarked. "I can do it tomorrow if you want."
"I'll think about it." Trevor said as Team Manor arrived. "And here they are."
"Damn, you boys are looking good." Nora said clearly thirsting.
"Are you and Mister Ninja over there a thing or something?" Durand asked.
"No, we're not." Ren said as Durand had a smirk.
"Looking forward to the races, but I see we have some Lost bitches over there." Nora said gesturing to the Lost members not too far away. "I can…"
"It's neutral ground, tonight. Keep your guns in your pants." Erick said walking up. "Franklin's on his way with his friends. So, have a drink or two."
Tables were set up, coolers had drinks, and music was blaring. Nora took up a Patriot beer only for Ren to point out maybe she should not drink tonight.
"Ren, stop being a killjoy." Nora said cracking it open drinking it.
"You're not going to get laid that way." Estelle joked as Ren glared at her.
"Oh, go choke on a dick." Ren grumbled.
The party really got started when more arrived with a rep from the major gangs of Los Santos. Amanda arrived in her leather jacket and motorcycle racing suit with the zipper down to her navel to show off her lean body making herself pop on her NRG 900RR. Michael had arrived in a customized convertible Rapid GT but had not made his presence known. He spied his wife, and he was thinking…of surprising her. However, Tracey arrived in her car with Franklin not far behind. Lamar rolled in a Tornado Custom customized and repping the Families with its green color. Michael wheeled in his car before coming out of the car fluffing his suit.
"Well well, we got ourselves a new challenger with money to spend." A Ballas biker snarked.
"And I'll probably be leaving with your paycheck in my wallet." Michael snarked back.
That got some laugh as Trevor greeted his brothers-in-arms.
"You should meet my assistant and fellow protag, Durand Speed." Trevor said as Durand shook hands.
"Mr. De Santa, Mr. Clinton, a pleasure to meet my fellow protags." Durand remarked politely.
"And I finally got some Remnant bastards of my own. These guys." Trevor said excitedly. "Now all Franklin needs is some in his gang, and we got a complete set."
Ruby and Yang were the last to arrive.
"Ruby, Yang!" Nora said hugging them both are they got out of their rides.
"Nora! Is the whole gang here?" Ruby asked excited. "Pyrr-"
"Yeah, she's not with us." Nora said before explaining why.
"Ivory owes us a fucking explanation." Yang said under her breath.
"At least we have Oscar." Ruby said trying to look on the bright side. "I'm sure Jaune is devastated."
"Not really. He's got a girl on his bike." Nora said pointing out Estelle.
"Shit, he works fast. Guess he has become a lady killer." Yang said as she and Ruby walked up.
Reuniting was a fun affair, but the races were soon to start. First race of the night was a bike one with Amanda, Yang, the mouthy Ballas biker, a Lost MC member, and Jaune were up to race.
"Cash or pink slip?"
That was asked. Amanda, Yang, and Jaune put $1000 whereas the other two put up pink slips. The race was soon on, a simple one going out north of the city and curving west around back it twice. Yang realized she really needed those upgrades (maybe a better bike) given that Amanda got far ahead of her. Only Jaune was neck and neck with her…forcing Yang to resort to an old trick she had seen. She had nicked a beer from the party earlier to drink but shoved it in her jacket when they called for a race. Using it and a bit of oxygen, she dumped it in the fuel tank for a makeshift nitro boost giving her the edge to blow past the two and win the race to the cheering crowd.
Yang wisely hid the can in her jacket as she got props from the crowd.
"Good work, dragon!" Lamar said high-fiving her.
Jaune and Amanda tied for second with the Ballas biker coming in last behind the Lost biker.
"Ai'right. Seems we got a winner. As the winner, you get $2000 and the pink slips for the Nemesis and the Hexer." Erick said handing her the winnings before giving the tied second placers cash. "As for you two, $500 each."
Yang was given a choice was whether she wanted to replace her Personal Bike with either one. She decided on the Nemesis.
"Yo, I got to ask. Would it be cool to sell my bike and the Hexer? I want to keep the Nemesis and customize it up?" Yang asked Erick.
Erick looked to Franklin who gave the thumbs up. Workers came for her old biker and the Hexer as the Balla and Lost member gave Yang daggers. She did not care as she wheeled her new biker in the garage for customizations. Selling the bikes got her $25,000 to use.
"Ok, I'll take a Level 4 EMS Upgrade, Street Brakes, 40% Armor Upgrade, Xenon Lights, yellow on black license plates with them saying 'BURN', Turbo Tuning, Street Transmissions, Metallic Race Yellow paintjob, want my emblem on the sides, nitrous, and lastly Stilleto tires with gold-colored rims, bulletproofed, and with yellow tire smoke." Yang said making her selection.
21,730 dollars well spent. Yang was at least glad to make a 3,270-dollar profit as her finished bike was ready.
"Bumblethree." Yang said before revving the bike up.
Yang opted not to get into the racing her new prize and in time the race for cars had began. Ruby, Tracey, Lamar, Michael, and a Vago in a Peyote. All cash with the race being on Route 68 for two miles out of town and back.
"C'mon, Trace. You got this!" Franklin said.
"Mikey, don't make your daughter kick your ass." Trevor joked.
"Ruby! Show them who's the fastest!" Yang and Nora roared.
The Vago said something in Spanish. Ruby did not know what he said, but she just revved her engine to intimidate her opponents. If anything, her real challenge was Michael. The race was an intense maelstrom. Lamar and the Vago were basically throwing insults at each other keeping at an even speed at each other. Ruby and Michael were basically trying to overtake the other. Everyone seems to forget about Tracey who kept silent. Tires tore up the street.
"Yeah, well your mama can suck my…huh…" Lamar said as Tracey zipped past everyone to make it to the halfway point.
"The hell?!" Michael said.
"Be seeing you bitches later!" Tracey said flipping on her nitrous after drifting around the barrel in the middle of the road.
She raced down the road leaving nothing but pink tire smoke. All of the sudden, the focus was on all getting past Tracey, who managed to keep a decent lead. She kept cutting her father's attempts to pass her which was the opening Ruby and Lamar need to pass her. All and all, it was a tight race that ended with Ruby being edged out of first by Lamar.
"Damn it!" Ruby said slamming her fist on the dash as she drifted to a stop.
Sure, Ruby got 2,000 for coming in second but that was not a profit considering she bet 2,000 in the first place. Of course, the night was young and there were more races to be had.
[~GTRLSS~]
Back in Los Santos, Blake and Sun were leaving the Dragon Lanes after a game of bowling.
"I needed that…a break from the craziness. From the fact I'm back to being a criminal." Blake said with a relived look.
"At least we're not on Remnant…really stopped complaining after some time living here." Sun said looking on the bright side. "Considering, Michael got my team each a nice place not far from his home to stay at and he pays well…I'm not complaining."
"Says you, I'm the one stuck with a safehouse all the way in Whetstone." Blake remarked as they got to her car.
"You know, there's a website to search up real estate." Sun remarked. "But that depends on your budget."
"It's not enough to afford anything." Blake remarked. "I…wait, I got an idea. I just need to ask the right person for help."
"Got someone in mind?" Sun asked.
"I do." Blake said opening her car door. "Thanks again, Sun. Let's hang out again."
Sun wanted to ask Blake something, but he paused on that. He would give her some more time. To be frank, he could use it himself. He watched her go only to realize she was his ride.
"Shit." Sun said before seeing a few cars in the parking lot. "Guess I'll carjack."
7611 Goma Street. She arrived at the apartment building to see Octavia talking a fuming Spirit. Blake got out of the car and walked up to them to hear them talk.
"Blake? What are you…never mind, I could use you. Some piece of shit stalker has been stalking NDGO when they go to work around Strawberry. I was going to go ice him, but…I figured I could pay you to do it while I deal with Octavia." Spirit said as Octavia looked stressed. "You down?"
"How much am I getting paid for the mission?" Blake asked. "Because I'm looking to seek out a place to stay in Los Santos."
"$10,000. I can't have this idiot there…considering these girls also do shifts at the nearby strip club." Spirit explained as Blake accepted. "Great."
Spirit's phone rang and he accepted.
"Yo. Nebula, I thought you were heading back. You followed him and found out where he lives. Well shit, Blake's on the way." Spirit said before hanging up. "Well shit, it seems Nebula's earned herself a bit of spoiling. She found the prick…he's at the Casa Cristina."
Blake left for Strawberry wasting no time getting there and found the wannabe in an argument with someone. That wannabe whipped out a gun and she shot him with her shotgun. Headshot.
"You're welcome." Blake said walking up.
The man Blake saved was an African-American man of an average size, and is slightly overweight. He wore a white fedora hat, sunglasses, a black & silver "LS" necklace, a black t-shirt under a dark green jacket, blue jeans, and white hi-tops.
"Yeah, thanks." He remarked as Blake searched the dead body. "Paid job?"
"Oh yeah. He harassed the wrong girl." Blake said finding a few keys. "Ok, a car key and a house key."
"That's for his apartment." He said quietly. "He was my neighbor."
"And I guess you got a new one. Blake." Blake remarked.
"Call me G. Garage block is in the North." G remarked before leaving.
G left her there as Blake had to dispose of the body. She snapped the photo and sent it to Spirit.
'Good, I'll have your money for you to pick up.' Spirit texted back.
She drove back to get paid. Upon getting paid there was a little chime signaling a complete mission and a message that the stalker's apartment was hers and G could be important for later. Blake bid the group goodbye as she headed to her new Los Santos base of operations. The apartment…was on the low end of things. Blake found there was at least decent Wi-Fi and a flatscreen television. The furnishing was basic, but Blake was just glad for a garage and a place to sleep in.
Elsewhere, Weiss was leaving Neptune's condo at the Richards Majestic. She had to admit that Neptune was living well. She walked out onto the street only for her phone to ring.
"Hello…Bleiss? Where am I? Rockford Hills. Ok, I'm on my way home then." Weiss said before hanging up.
She saw a woman driving a topless Banshee and Weiss got in the front of her aiming her Micro SMG at her.
"Don't make me kill you." Weiss said taking aim. "Get out!"
"Fuck off, do you not know who my daddy is…I…"
Weiss simply went to to the door, opened it, and hit her with the butt of the gun before throwing the woman out.
"Then, he can get you a new one." Weiss said before driving away with it.
Weiss groaned thinking she used to be like that even if she hated her father. She looked to her gun and sighed. She needed more…and possibly better weapons. She raced back to the beach house to see Bleiss there with a black Boxburg van.
"Weiss, did you get me a gift?" Bleiss said with a wry look.
Weiss did not, but she figured why not.
"Yeah, sure." She said getting out and tossing Bleiss the keys. "You needed a personal vehicle, and I did not want to give up my Savanna."
"Right on!" Bleiss said before parking it in the garage before coming out. "Ok, you need to change clothes. Something dark. Since we're about the same size, I bought you some clothes. They're inside."
Weiss raised an eyebrow but went inside to change into them. Weiss came out in a Mercury Hoodie, urban camo pants, a white Pro-Laps backpack, and dark Hinterland boots.
"Ok, what are we doing?" Weiss said noticing Bleiss was similarly dressed save for the Base 5 hoodie.
"A side mission available to us. Burglary." Bleiss said as Weiss rolled her eyes. "No issue?"
"Oh please. I could use the money and frankly we're not good guys anymore." Weiss said as Bleiss gave her a balaclava. "So, it's just going to be us."
"Nah, we're getting backup. One of Velvet's employees, and here he is." Bleiss said as Kon came up.
Dressed in an Eris charcoal hoodie, gray cargo shorts, charcoal two-tone athletic shoes, a grey Eris one strap backpack, and black fingerless gloves; Kon looked ready to prove himself with Betty Swoops on his shoulder.
"The kid?" Weiss asked. "No offense, I'm more worried that if anything happens…Ronl will kill us."
"He won't because we'll succeed. Thank you, Bleiss…for asking me to come." Kon said as Bleiss gave him a balaclava. "And I'm about to be sixteen soon, I'd just baby-faced!"
"Oh…you just have that innocent vibe." Weiss said sheepishly.
"Actually, I wanted Megumi…but she just left to go race in Harmony screaming she was late." Bleiss admitted. "But hey, you'll do fine. Let's go."
Bleiss got in driver's seat, Kon in the back, and Weiss on passenger as their Burglary mission began.
Current Stats:
Ruby - $115,992 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Sawed-Off Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Cactus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
Weiss - $15,375 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Pistol, Micro SMG, Luxury Rifle, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais
Blake - $37,285 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, SMG, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Minigun, Grenades
Yang - $43,552 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, Caliente Bombs
Bleiss - $46,000 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, Micro SMG, Combat Shotgun, Grenades
Durand - $254,000 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Rocket Launcher, Sticky Bombs
Marylin - $421,650 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Combat Pistol, Combat Shotgun, Micro SMG, Carbine Rifle, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails
Jaune - $22,760 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Pistol .50, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher
Ren - $18,102 - [PV: - , PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Li Ren's Knife, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Molotov Cocktails
Nora - $18,485 - [PV: - , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Assault SMG, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails
Oscar - $20,290 - [PV: - , PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails
(A/N: I enjoy doing this miniseries way too much. Now, I did say I was not going to do Arkos for this miniseries. Now the matter is, about BlackSun and Iceberg? Frankly, I want to leave it open and ambiguous to possible hook ups, but no romantic stuff for now. On another note, I will take suggestions for other RWBY characters could show up. (No Salem or Ozpin, though.) As an aside, chapters 6, 21, 182, and 211-214 were edited for errors. Originally, this was going to be the season finale, but I decided to extend that to wrap it the race and the burglary plotline.)