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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 12
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), We're going to Las Venturas!
Saturday morning cartoons and crimes on dem Los Santo Stories…
A knock on the door got Bleiss to look at the door crankily as she was drinking her coffee. Clad only in a pair of panties, most would think she would put on a robe before answering the door. She did not.
"Kon?" Bleiss asked drinking her coffee.
"Oh…did I interrupt something?" Kon asked trying not to look.
His pigeon, Betty Swoops, simply just gave Bleiss a dirty look.
"No, what do you want?" Bleiss asked.
"I need to see Weiss, it's important." Kon said as Bleiss went to the bedroom.
She threw Weiss off of the bed to wake her up.
"Kon is at the door." She said.
"And you answered in just your panties…" Weiss said as Bleiss shrugged.
"I need coffee to give a shit from about anything." Bleiss said as Weiss came to the door to let him in.
"So, what's with you being here early?" Weiss asked.
"Your brother needs your help." Kon said as both Schnee sisters went silent. "Yes, Whitley has been here on the planet as is your parents. I don't know where your mother is, all I know is your brother's an information broker and your father runs Caligula's Casino."
"How come you don't know where our mom is?" Bleiss asked.
"Divorced according to Whitley, he's only staying with his dad because Willow apparently decided to promptly be single and without responsibilities. At least that's what Whitley says." He remarked.
"What about Winter?" Bleiss asked.
"Not sure, he was pretty quiet on that." Kon remarked pulling out a plane ticket. "But I need you to come with me to Las Venturas to help Whitley with a few things for a few days. I got a plane ticket for you, and you'll be paid."
Weiss thought about it and realized that for a few days she'd be free from Ivory. To be off her leash without having to answer to her beck and call.
"I'm in. Let me pack my…wait if I get a safehouse….my clothes will just come over to that closet. So, I guess I'll just get dressed. I just need to the salon to get my hair redone." Weiss said going into her room to clean herself up.
"By the way, I ordered some clothes online. The system allows us for ordering stuff online, including clothes. So, I bought some…it should be in the closet. I figured I'd buy for you since you're about the same size." Bleiss said lazily from the couch.
Weiss went to the closet and chose to wear a Spyde track top in navy, track pants in navy & black, blue skate sneakers, and a pair of blue aviator glasses. She got her phone and vitals before leaving out the door with Kon. In the parking lot was a BF Bifta, a dune buggy, which she jacked before Kon got in. The first stop before the airport was that same hair place, she visited all those days ago. She was surprised to see there were new style available and took her seat. She looked through the System's menu and settled on getting her hair back to being long two only it was styled to have a ponytail. She even got bangs to frame her face. She paid for the cut not caring about the price and left with Kon for the airport.
[~GTA:LSS~]
Trevor had called up Marylin to inform her of a job he had for the team. What the new protags realized was Estelle tagging along and survived allowed her to 'toughen up' which was a decent trade off on having her around.
"Ok, normally…I don't fancy myself sending you and your team to do gimp work for someone else, but I need you to go pay Martin Madrazo a visit. 2884 Hillcrest Avenue, Vinewood Hills." Trevor said.
"Understood." She said stoically.
"Not going to ask why?" Trevor asked.
"Not really. If it pays well then, the why is irrelevant." Marylin said.
"Ugh, you really suck the fun out of this. I should have called the newbies. Making them squirm was apart of the fun." Trevor whined. "But you…you're cold blooded."
"I'll see to this Madrazo. Goodbye." Marylin said before hanging up.
She finished her shower before coming up to get dressed. She wore one of her father's trademark bomber jackets under a marron Spyde track top, green fatigues, a pair of red skate shoes, and a pair of Rimmers azure aviators. She gently applied a bit of makeup to her face before getting her things in order. She exited her motel room before knocking on Nora's door.
Out from the door came her slightly disheveled brother.
"Seriously?" She said dryly.
"Should I ask about Oscar?" He snarked back as she twitched.
He walked off and she went in to find Nora on her bed lazily asleep with sperm on her cheek and on her stomach. A bit of cash was on the nightstand with a note from Durand.
'Thanks for the good time'
She promptly dragged Nora off the bed abruptly waking her up.
"We have work. Clean yourself up." Marylin said before leaving Nora's room.
Marylin arrived at Ren's door to see he was coming out of the door. He was decked out in a white Heat Classic t-shirt under an unzipped green Rearwall gilet, woodland camo pants, black low-top sneakers, a black du-rag tied around his neck to be lifted over his mouth, and red fingerless gloves.
"You ok?" Marylin asked.
"Yeah, just coming to terms with things…" Ren said rather reflective. "We got work?"
"We do. Go check on Nora, I need her awake." She remarked going off to see Jaune and Estelle.
Jaune was already outside in the parking lot doing some stretches. He, like Bleiss, had inadvertently discovered ordering clothes online. He wore a mustard-colored polo shirt under his biker jacket, a pair of beige khakis, brown hiking boots, and a gold Zip wristwatch.
"Nice to see someone is up and at it. We got work." She said as Jaune nodded. "And bring Estelle. If she's going to be living with us, she got to work."
Jaune went inside to his suite to see Estelle having coffee.
"Get ready, Estelle. We got work." Jaune remarked kissing her cheek.
"Right, babe." Estelle said before going to their room to get dressed.
She soon settled on a black Ride Free t-shirt under her biker jacket, midnight blue road worn jeans, tan calf boots, dog tags around her neck, a pair of Broker beige shades, and a worn US Flag bandana around her head. The bandana was stained partly.
"About that bandana…" Jaune said.
"It belonged to my dad. I never did find out the person they sent to kill him, apparently some hitman hired by the mafia. Yeah, the mafia did not even have the decency to send one of their own guys to kill him." Estelle said with a sigh. "Ironically, apparently that same hitman ended up killing the guy who ordered the hit on my dad, so all's forgiven. I guess."
"You ever found out his name?" He asked as she got on a white Heat Classic backpack with her weapons.
"No, and I don't care to. It won't bring closure and I left Liberty City to crave my own path." Estelle said. "Come on, we got work to do."
Ren wondered if Nora was dressing so differently for attention. Not that she could not already, but I supposed it was different. Nora could pull off cute, but she wanted to a bombshell. She too had ordered some new clothes online now wearing a revealing pink and white bikini halter top under an opened black flight jacket, tight black low-rider jean shorts that exposed the lines for the matching bikini bottom, a pair of tan calf boots, silver hoop earrings, dark pink lipstick, a pair of orange Broker wraparounds, and electric blue eyeshadow.
Ren simply tried not to look at her too hard. The group had gathered and went to Danica's to stock up on weapons and get body armor. The system basically made it, so the armor did not visibly appear on a protag unless they choose to have it visible.
"Anything else? I got new weapons in stock. I call it the Liberation set." Danica said unveiling it.
"An Automatic Shotgun, hot damn." Estelle said taking it up. "You even got the explosive rounds?"
"Sold." Nora said taking it. "I'll take it and plenty of explosive rounds."
Ren settled to get his Desert Eagle replaced with an Automatic 9mm. Oscar shelled out to replace his pistol and rifle with a Pistol .44 and a Combat MG (Advanced MG for those Liberty City folk), a costly purchase. Jaune just got ammo, but Marylin shelled out for the Automatic Shotgun (with explosive rounds), Combat MG to replace her old rifle, a proper SMG to replace the Micro SMG, plenty of Sticky Bombs, and shotgun ammo.
"Pleasure doing business." Danica said closing the trunk. "You have a good day now."
She got in the car and drove off.
"So, we taking our bikes or…" Estelle asked Marylin.
"Just in case, we're jacking wheels." Marylin said.
It was a tenuous drive to the lovely home where the nervous cartel waited right outside for them.
"Trevor sent you?" He asked frightened. "He's not here, is he? Neither is Ivory, right?"
"No." Marylin said as Martin calmed down.
"Yes, I am Martin Madarzo. I've been hearing about the moves you're making in Los Santos." Martin said.
"You may be mistaking us for the other girls, we're based out in the countryside." Nora remarked.
"Never mind then. I do have a job for you. I got a list with six names on it. I need them killed. Get to it." Martin said giving Marylin the list.
"Minimum is 3,000 each." She stated.
"Just make sure the job is done." Martin said as the group left to get to work.
[~GTA:LSS~]
Las Venturas, the city of vice and gambling. The two were off the plane and Kon got a text back from Whitley.
"Ok, he left us a car in front of the airport. A pearl white Infernus with a loop spoiler, one from the 1980s." Kon said before spying it. "And there it is."
Weiss and Kon hurried to it to get it finding keys and a note with a location. Weiss drove the car out as he called Whitley up.
"Whitley, we got the car and we're on our way to the spot." Kon said. "What? Don't go there…oh I see. The location was a trap. All right, where to meet them. Ok, see you there."
He hung up.
"There's cash under the driver's seat. Get the car resprayed, the rims changed, and the spoiler changed. There's a Transfender at the east end of Come-A-Lot. Once done, we're going over to the The Emerald Isle…there's a parking structure we'll be meeting in." Kon explained as Weiss nodded.
It was a brief drive, and she used the money to change the car's color to a pearlescent dark blue, got LozSpeed Ten rims, and got a GT wing spoiler. She raced on other to the parking garage to find her brother sitting on the hood of a fancy grey Dinka Jester RR. He was as Weiss remembered, but a little rougher. He wore a three-piece white suit with a grey tie, black boots, fingerless gloves, a pair of Vankhov diamond studs, and an older model silver Crowex watch. Kon came out first.
"Good, you got the car. Sorry about the message on it, we're still with an issue." Whitley said as Weiss came out. "Good to see you sister."
The siblings shared a brief hug. Weiss was happy to see Whitley doing fairly well.
"So, what is the problem?" Kon asked.
"Old mafia people wanting what they lost a long time ago. The Sindacco family. One of the three major crime family of an older era. Still around here trying to cause trouble. They wouldn't dare move on the Four Dragons, but they'll harass my father." Whitley said. "And they've been keeping an eye on me to find a weakness. Thus, the trap I lay. I have a decoy going to the 'location' and I got a text that a car of those fools is following it. Go put them out of business."
Kon and Weiss nodded before getting in the car as they got the location on their mini-maps. Kon loaded his SMG as Weiss smirked putting on the radio.
[Cues: K-DST – America – A Horse With No Name]
K-DST was a station of classic rock as the band played, Kon hummed the lyrics. Weiss made a mental note to really check out the music scene more. Weiss was bopping to it as they were slowly catching up to the decoy and the Sindaccos' after them. Out on the desert of Bone County on the Las Venturas Highway, their target was made clear.
[Cues: K-DST – Foghat – Slow Ride]
The Sindaccos in their beat up Sindacco Agrento received more damage from bullets from Kon's SMG and Weiss's Pistol.
"What the hell?" The driver said looking back to see an Infernus behind them.
The decoy made a sharp u-turn giving Weiss an opening.
"Kon, hold the wheel." Weiss said getting a Molotov Cocktail in hand.
Forming a glyph around her hand, she launched the Molotov Cocktail at the car like a mini missile right at their tire getting it both on fire and popped. The mobsters were losing control putting their aim off in shooting back at Kon and Weiss. Kon swapped to a sticky bomb before throwing it on the roof of the car.
"Hit in the brakes!" Kon said revealing a detonator.
Weiss slammed on the brake as Kon clicked it blowing the car up killing those four mobsters. With the police on the way, Weiss turned off the radio.
[Music Ends]
Escaping the police, they wound up getting a respray before checking out into a hotel room in The Clown's Pocket to take a breather.
[~GTA:LSS~]
Back at San Andreas, Marylin raced down the roads of Vinewood Hills in the dune buggy that belonged to the target as she called up her friends.
"Status update." She drawled out.
"It seems a guy working on a billboard fell off after their lighter broke." Ren said sarcastically.
"My guy had a really bad motorcycle accident." Oscar said.
"He's been shredded. Same old story, Vagos killing Ballas." Nora said with a cackle before they could hear a gunshot.
"Last target on our mini-maps. Seems to be on the water off La Puerta!" Marylin said. "We need a chopper."
"Me and Jaune are in the air!" Estelle said.
Estelle was flying a Buckingham Police Maverick he and Jaune had managed to steal form the Vespucci Canals police station.
"We're on it, meet us by the Puerto Del Sol Marina." Jaune said before hanging up.
Jaune readied his rocket launcher and asked how Estelle knew how to fly a chopper. She cited that 2008 was a crazy year to learn plenty of skills. Flying over the sea, she activated the chopper's loudspeaker.
"You're going down hard man." Estelle* said doing her best cop impression. "You! Stop or we will kill you!"
Jaune decided to get in the fun on the loudspeaker.
"Playtime's over, kid!" Jaune said.
"Oh, you're so domination." Estelle said playfully as the target and Khangpae members fired at the chopper.
"This is aerial support; we are about to open fire!" Jaune said before opening the door of the chopper and fired his rocket launcher.
He missed the first shot, but not the second.
"Target eliminated. Do I get a medal?" Jaune asked.
"You get two!" Estelle joked as they laughed.
She turned the chopper around and Jaune closed the door before texting Marylin they were coming in a chopper. It was a simple matter of picking up the rest of time from the marina.
"Take the chopper to Trevor's airfield. No doubt there's an APB out for this." Marylin said as Estelle nodded.
[~GTA:LSS~]
Yang was in driving back to the group's warehouse after a successful steal mission. She managed to steal a Zirconium Journey with three crates from the Lost MC after being given a tip on it from Fulani. She arrived at the warehouse wheeling the motorhome through the garage to find Ruby, Bleiss, and Blake waiting for her.
"How'd it go?" Blake asked.
"Nothing I couldn't handle." Yang said as they began to unload. "We got three crates."
"Good, and we got a burner car to deliver the crates for G." Blake said texting him. "I'll set up a meeting place. Open them up."
The first of the three crates had tobacco and alcohol…mostly Redwood Cigarette and Cherenkov Vodka. Bleiss took two bottles and packs of cigarettes for herself. She lit up a cigarette to put in her mouth to smoke up before exhaling out a plume of smoke.
"Good stuff." Bleiss said before opening the second crate. "It's gemstones."
Mostly rather small ones of rubies, emeralds, and sapphires. Nowhere near diamond value, but still enough for a good payday. The final crate was a payday of another kind, weapons and ammo.
"All of the guns are gold plated? Hell yeah. Dibs on the Gold SMG!" Bleiss said taking it leaving her old SMG in the crate.
Blake took a golden Carbine Rifle with a Yusuf Amir Luxury Finish, a box clip, and a grip attachment for herself to which she put her old Assault Rifle in the crate. Ruby snatched up the golden Pump Shotgun with a Yusuf Amir Luxury Finish and a flashlight attachment. Her old gun tossed in the crate as they closed it.
Blake's cell went off as she answered it.
"Blake, how's the team of rogues doing?" Ivory said as Blake stood at attention. "And put it on speaker."
"Just fine…another successful raid. Working to get Ronl his money." Blake said sheepishly complying.
"Well, I got some good news for you. Things have worked out for me and my friends putting us in an awfully good mood. Enough that my boss wants to celebrate with a party." Ivory said gleefully.
Team BRWY knew who Ivory was referring to…the mysterious head of XanTech.
"Boss?" Ruby asked.
"He's the leader. Was my team leader once upon a time when we are on Remnant." Ivory remarked. "He's planning a party, one on his yacht, the Brave Bird. A fairly fancy shindig. And I want the team to come…as entertainment."
It did not take long for Blake or Bleiss to realized what Ivory went.
"So, we're basically going to be fucked by different rich men and women all night?" Bleiss said bluntly.
"More like being escorts." Blake said as Yang and Ruby balked.
"You'll be provided with a dress to keep after the event, the drinks are on the house for you, a free cabin for each of you, and any tips you get are yours to keep." Ivory remarked. "It's next week Tuesday at 9 p.m."
"Well, I'm not going to refuse a party." Yang said.
"Sounds like fun." Ruby remarked. "Something to wear my suit to!"
Ivory laughed.
"You know what? Wear the suit, you'll look adorable in it." Ivory said. "I need to update the others on this. Ci-wait, one last thing. Yuki and Ronl has decided to each give you a boon to help in your endeavors. Ronl has gotten you an assistant. And Yuki, wants to give you a clubhouse the means to start a motorcycle club."
"Motorcycle club?! He's going to be at the party, right? Point me to him so I can thank him personally!" Yang said excitedly.
"I think you'd say that. Don't worry, I'll show you to him. Make sure you wear the package I'll send you on Tuesday to make a good impression. He's eager to meet you all." Ivory said playfully.
"Maybe I'll get a dress instead…I want a good impression." Ruby remarked.
"That's the ticket. Your assistant is waiting to meet you at her apartment at 0112 South Rockford Drive. Her name is May Zedong. As for how she's paid, she is paid accordingly to your group's successes and a base pay. Of course, you'll be kicking back 10% of future jobs to us to pay us for this service. Understood?" Ivory said seriously.
"Yes, Ms. Viridian." They all said in different tones.
"I'll leave it to one of you to tell Weiss. I have to inform the other team." Ivory said before hanging up.
They were all texted May's number, and Blake got the text from Gerald.
"Ok, we need to get the crates delivered. Put those three on the shelf and help me load the stuff for G in the van." Blake said as they got to work.
Once it was loaded, Blake took the driver's seat as the others piled in as she drove out.
[~GTA:LSS~]
"A party?" Weiss asked.
She was on the phone with Bleiss laying back on her hotel bed in a bathrobe after having a shower. Kon was in the bathroom having a bath himself and Weiss poured herself a glass of red wine.
"Yeah, sis. A party. Apparently, something real good happened with Ivory and her friends. Put them in a good mood to spoil us. We got an assistant and they've giving us the means to a clubhouse. A motorcycle clubhouse. This could allow us to make bank…and all we need to ensure it is show up as the 'entertainment' and 'eye candy'." Bleiss said. "We can even get tips for 'working' there if you catch the dick. Kon's going to be there."
Weiss blushed.
"When is it?" She asked.
"Tuesday night. It was planned for when you came back…so whatever it is you to go. You got until Monday night." Bleiss said. "We need to do something…so later."
She hung up as Kon came out of the shower in a robe too big for him. He checked his phone to see a message from Whitley.
"Weiss…it's Whitley. Papa Schnee wants us over for lunch." Kon said as Weiss squeaked.
(A/N: And here is the end of Season 1 of Grand Theft RWBY. SageTheEroKami had given me the idea for using May Zedong as BRWY's assistant, and I realized it was rather fitting. Taking to account how Remnant's Four Shadow has ended, this miniseries is ironically funny in hindsight. Yes, Ivory is referring to the events of the finale and the next entries in it and the AC series will reference it. This will also get referenced in the Animal Crossing story as that cast gets introduced to Lapis. I should clarify, I made a mistake back in the earlier GTA and Animal Crossing snippets about to refer to the universes, but I cleared it up: Universe A is the Animal Crossing one and Universe B is the GTA one. Some lines were fixed, but basically Yuki and Ivory live primarily in B, while Lapis and Kelly live in A.)