Snippet 224
Dates with Destiny 10
Genre: Humor/NSFW
Pairs: Various/Minor Aqua Arc (Lapis/Jaune)
AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows (AU)
Note: Rick and Morty are going to adjust Yuki's world to current events in R4S canon…sort of.
Tags: Dating shows, Multi-Massive Crossover, Hosts are going to be Meta, Yuki's in for it deep, Inspired by The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, Rick and Morty are the hosts, Jaune cameo, Lemons are possible
"And we're back for Round 3, and a lot has happened." Rick said. "For Yuki's mainline counterpart."
"Wait…wait, what?" Yuki said as the crowd cheered.
"To deal with development, we have invited back all eleven girls you dated to watch with us." Morty said as the stage light shone on a special set of stands that all Yuki's past dates.
Jeanne, Reese, Ciel, Coco, Neo, Summer, Penny, Tenten, Mileena, Cheshire, and Karai were there all surprised to have all been called back for an update.
"Either way, let us watch." Rick said as the screen came down.
To say what was seen left everyone speechless, Yuki especially. Jaws were thee ground. It was not enough that Yuki was revealed to have a pedigree…be royalty, Grimm King turning out to be his ancestor, lead a war charge across universes, but it was ascending to godhood and helping to kill the Brother Gods.
"Holy shit." Yuki said. "…I changed the family style's name to Shinkueikyo and took the title of grandmaster."
Reactions about the eleven were varying. Mileena eyed him excitedly.
"He is truly worthy of being called a Khan. A conqueror!" Milenna praised.
"Not many can they killed a god. Even in my world." Cheshire remarked impressed.
Tenten had eyes as wide as dinner plates. She was pretty sure he put Naruto to shame considering him and Sasuke had to seal Kaguya away. Yuki and company killed their problem instead. Karai was surprised to see that a version of Yuki crossed paths with her version of the Turtles…and others.
Those from Remnant in the stands except Neo, were still speechless. Cheshire was fairly surprised to see alternates of people she knew about those who fought. Then the footage showed Yuki and Zoey.
"You have abstained from sexual encounters for all this time…and I am here to give a grand offering." Zoey said shifting her robes for them to fall off her body revealing her bare body. "I know my body isn't exactly the most grown, but please. I place myself at your service! Touch the darkness within me and stain me with your silver seed!"
Yuki was not displeased with this as Mary rolled her eyes at this. Zoey was cute but came off as scrawny compared to her, of course.
"Though she is a cute snack." She thought.
"You want to do this?" Yuki stammered.
"I have foreseen it, your adamant drive to complete your mission. Your celibacy and dedication. I have been saving myself for you." Zoey said proudly. "Please, oh mighty slayer, make full use of me."
Morty fast-forwarded that scene, but it was clear that Yuki was banging that girl's brains out.
"I wanted to watch!" Cheshire whined as Yuki blushed crimson.
Morty's fast-forward stopped for them to watch the finale…to see the end was a new world full of new possibilities. Then and that Yuki was disgustingly rich.
"With this reveal, we've been in contact with the Grimm King and Chronoa. Basically, we're going to pull a time jump on their universe to mirror canon. They'll be some differences though." Rick said revealing a remote with a button. "Welp. Away we go."
"Wait, what?!"
CLICK!
Yuki glowed for a moment flickering with the Grimm Slayer armor over his body before returning to normal.
"Wait, what just happened? And why…" Yuki said before his memory came to order. "Oh…you caught me and my world up?"
"Exactly. This also means a change in rules. You can take dates to the United States of Remnant for a date and your future dates can request to go there. You'll have access to more means than you had before. Also, that time jump means you're nineteen." Rick said. "Also, we will be stepping back for two new hosts."
"Good luck on your future rounds." Morty said.
Rick got out his portal gun to make a portal for himself, but not before sending the eleven girls back to their respective dimensions. Rick and Morty gave a bow before leaving through the portal as the new hosts came out. A skinny white-haired scientist and a hefty brown haired mustached man in red with a shotgun for a leg.
"That's right, we're here at last! I'm Wiz, and he's Boomstick." Wiz said adjusting his glasses.
"And we're here to help this guy get laid a lot." Boomstick said as the crowd cheered.
Yuki looked at them and he sighed.
"Don't fret, Yuki. You're in for the wildest time for the next round. But there are going to be a rule change." Boomstick said.
"Because the events of the war, you'll be getting a small familiarity bonus with women from a several universes that your mainline counterpart encountered." Wiz remarking taking the controls over. "Ready for Round 3?"
"Bring it on. What's the theme for Round 3?" Yuki asked.
"Pirates! Who doesn't love sailing the seas with a sword at your hip and your middle finger up at the government?" Boomstick said taking over the controls from Wiz. "And I worked out picking the baddest pirate babes I could get."
The doors whirled to life as the four of them lit up, the first two doors had the same symbol. Those two doors sported a jolly roger with a straw hat. The first door opened to reveal a slim, curvaceous young woman at five feet eight with long light pink hair, pale skin, and purple eyes. She wore a white low-cut tank top that exposes both her midriff and cleavage, a pair of orange-and-black striped buckled shorts with long, thin suspenders; a pair of black high-heeled boots which reach up to her calves with large laces coming from the openings, a pair of hot pink and dark red stockings with a yellow sun-like motif on them. She had an anti-eyebrow piercing below her right eyes, pink lipstick on her lips, a brown furred jacket, and a black sunhat.
"Introducing Jewelry Bonney from the One Piece Universe." Wiz said as the crowd cheered with mild interest.
The second door opened to show a woman of a more average height with brown hair in a bob, a wide head, and brown doe eyes. She wore a revealing purple bikini top and miniskirt made out of animal skin, a white cape with epaulettes, and a pair of black boots. A pen was tucked on right ear as she held a notebook.
"Wait…Nerine? But she's not even apart the Kuja Pirates? Boomstick!" Wiz said turning to his partner.
"I wanted to get Hancock but the agent I sent there got turned down. I wanted THE Boa Hancock, but she turned our guy into stone…we got him turned back but…he going to need therapy." Boomstick said as Wiz's eye twitched. "What?"
A Kuja still got the crowd excited and cheering for Nerine who waved to the crowd. The third door glowed with a symbol of a mushroom. The door opened and out came a very tall and developed red-eyed brunette who's her hair was long, curly, and reddish-brown. She wore a light purple top with two loops at the shoulder, a large red belt with a white skull buckle, knee-length, purple, puffy pants with torn leg openings, and purple boots with light bottoms, and a pink roll-over ankle socks. She sported light-purple wraps with long strands, a light purple bandanna, a tooth-like necklace, golden octopus earrings, red lipstick, and blue eyeshadow with thin eyelashes.
"Captain Syrup from the Wario Games…I thought we're getting Tetra." Boomstick said.
"Trying to get any of the Zeldas was too much of a pain…plus Tetra's technically a Princess more so than a pirate." Wiz admitted as the last door flashed a symbol. "And here comes the last one."
Out came a slightly tan-skinned Chinese-American woman of moderate height with burgundy hair kept in low loose ponytail with rather large bangs falling onto her forehead on either side, along with two shoulder-length sidelocks framing her face. She had piercing amber-brown eyes, a tribal tattoo that reaches all the way up to her neck on her upper right arm, a medium-sized bust, and a slightly muscular yet slender build. She wore a black tank top that leaves her stomach exposed, very short, unbuttoned cut-off jeans held together with a US Army webbing belt, a pair of US military jungle boots without socks, a pair of black fingerless gloves, and a pair of brown leather cross-draw shoulder holsters to store her twin Berettas.
"Rebecca 'Revy' Lee from the Black Lagoon…" Wiz said before turning to Boomstick with a look of disbelief.
"Alright, where's this guy I have to drag out on a date?" Revy asked as Wiz and Boomstick saw that Yuki was not on stage.
Serena took over the screen to saying, "Yuki's on a bit of a break, so will the audience. Who will be picked first for this round? Who will return? And what about the next round? Find out next time on Dates with Destiny!"
Current Contestants: Jewelry Bonney, Nerine, Revy, Captain Syrup
Compatibility Ratio Scores- 200% being maximum limit.
Jeanne Arc - 80% - (Initial R63 adaptivity, familiarity, plus performance bonus)
Reese Chloris - 55% - (30% performance bonus)
Ciel Soliei - 35% - (25% performance bonus)
Coco Adel - 75% - (35% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Neo - 100% - (60% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Summer Rose - 85% - (35% performance bonus)
Penny Polendina - 63% - (40% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Tenten - 71% - (30% First meeting bonus)
Mileena Kakhum - 75% - (15% First meeting bonus, 30% successful combat encounter)
Cheshire - 40% - (10% First meeting bonus)
Karai (Hamato Miwa) - 60% - (10% First meeting bonus, 30% Successful combat encounter)
(A/N: Originally, I considered Tetra from LoZ Wind Waker and Isabelle from Dragon Age, but Tetra is more a princess (plus I couldn't get a proper description to work with from the wikis), and Isabelle is basically a broken bird Ivory (that and I didn't really know enough about her to sell it well). I figured that Dates with Destiny can get a retooling now that R4S's main story. It'll give me more to work with. I'll be shoving aside from the theme picking after Round 3 for a more randomized selection soon enough. But who do you want to go first?)
[Update Notice: As of 3/18/2022, Snippets 112, 193, 211, 220, 221, and 223 were edited for er