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RWBY Meets Macfarlane
Genre: Humor
Pairs: None
Parody: RWBY/Family Guy/American Dad/Cleveland Show
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU (Chibi elements)
Tags: Scenes from all around Family Guy, Two Shorts, All types of humor, Characters might be OOC a brief moment
[Nora Tries Crack]
In the common room of Beacon, Nora was trying to light something up with a lighter as Ren walked in to go in the fridge only to see Nora with a lighter.
"What are you doing?" Ren asked getting a can of soda
"Crack." Nora said trying to get the bong lit.
"What the fuck, Nora?!" Ren said trying said can. "Where did you even get it?"
"White Fang." Nora said nonchalantly. "They were selling it behind Junior's. I could throw this out…if you make me my goddamn pancakes."
"Ok, ok, I'll make some pancakes! Just throw that out!" Ren said before running out to get ingredients.
Nora would dispose of the crack…down the sink revealing it to actually be just flour. All the while laughing deviously.
[Ruby 'Learns' to Drive]
In the dorm of Team RWBY, Yang was setting up Ruby to learn to drive through a video game.
"Ok, Ruby. Play Dust Theft Auto IV for a few hours to get an idea on how to drive for seven hours." Yang said before leaving the room.
-Eight Hours Later-
The team sans the leader was chilling out in their dorm after a long day with Weiss and Blake wondering where Ruby was. Even Yang was beginning to wonder only for the door to open. Ruby was in a suit and tie much to the confusion of everyone and carrying a duffel bag.
"I'm back." Ruby said throwing the duffel bag on the floor before coming to her closet.
As she took off her suit jacket and shoes, the three peered over to the bag to see stacks of lien in it.
"Ruby, where did you get this money?" Yang asked.
"I robbed a bank." Ruby said coolly.
"I…what?" Blake asked in confusion.
"I robbed a bank with Nora. Turns out there was this bank holding money for the White Fang. So we robbed it." Ruby said without a care. "I was the getaway driver."
Yang went on her scroll and her jaw dropped to see the news.
"Ruby, you can't just rob a bank?!" Blake asked.
"Why not? Better in her and Nora's hands than the White Fang." Weiss said before shrugging.
"Weiss, she robbed a bank!" Blake snapped.
"Are you going to call the police and stay she stole from terrorists?" Weiss asked as Blake's words died in her throat. "Yeah, I thought so."
(A/N: It was supposed to be three shorts, but I settled for two. Honestly, the idea of Ruby and Nora robbing a bank is humorous to me.)