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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 14
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), We're going to Las Venturas!
Keeping up with Schnees (and Kon) on that Sunday on those Los Santo Stories…
Kon got up with a short yawn before looking his phone. Seeing it was relatively, he cleaned himself up before settling to wear a white buttoned up Hawaiian shirt under an unzipped black stain Nagasaki racing jacket, a pair of faded grey jeans, and the black harness boots before leaving.
Weiss would wake up and showered before the system got her makeup in place. She could have removed it but settled to keep it. She opted to returned to the clothing from last night except for the cap and heels. She instead wore a pair of two-tone athletic shoes this time. She looked in the mirror and tugged up her leggings a bit before going downstairs.
Winter was already downstairs finishing up making breakfast as the pair took a seat. Winter was already dressed in a navy Spyde track top, white cargo pants, and light blue tactical boots.
Winter put down breakfast for them which was Ricotta pancakes which they heartily ate. If it was one thing Winter was glad for…was learning to cook for herself. She brewed some coffee for them as giving them a cup before sitting to eat herself.
"What's the plan for today?" Winter asked.
"Morning exercise." Weiss earnestly said. "That battle last night was a bit too close for my liking. I need to get in better shape. Among my teammates, I have the worst stamina."
"Well, there's an easy way to fix it thinks to the system. If you want to up your stamina. Running, biking, swimming, and going to the gym will up it." Kon said before looking something up on his phone. "And the old gym is still here. Below the Belt. If you go there, you can learn new fighting skills. I know they teach Muay Thai and kickboxing."
That perked Weiss's interest. She did not exactly have much of anything for hand to hand. Considering her long legs, she could put it to good use. She marked that place on her map and got up to go over there on her own.
"What about you, Winter?" Kon asked.
"I'm going to meet up with my group. We need to discuss business if we're going to be formally leaving the mob to join Snowstorm." Winter said before leaving herself.
Kon was all alone, and he decided to watch some television. Weiss checked her phone to find a site selling bicycles only to see someone bicycling on a Scorcher. On the one hand, she had the money to probably buy one but on the other hand…she needed the practice. Not like she was the good guy anyway. Before Weiss could do anything, a drunk driver knocked the bicyclist off their bike and crashed within the train tracks.
Weiss just took the bike and pedaled off. She pushed herself keeping a good pace smirking to see her stamina bar got a up a tiny bit. She biked on for Redsands East missing Winter driving the other way. She pulled up to the gym before putting down the kickstand and going up the stairs entering the gym. The system gave her a bit of an explanation of the options she had. She got on some workout music and put on her earphones to listen it.
[~GTR:LSS~]
[Cues: Kool and the Gang – Summer Madness]
Marylin frankly did not want to get up. She was too comfortable snuggling with Oscar, and he was in no mood to complain about it. Both were completely at ease, but Oscar got up stroking her black and red hair.
"Marylin, what do you want for breakfast?" Oscar said as she got up hug him from behind.
"I'm thinking sausage." She said in a whisper getting him to blush. "Maybe you can-"
*RING*
Her cellphone rang as she scowled from being cut off. Oscar was a bit disappointed himself given he was a bit eager this time around. She took it up to see who was calling to see it was her 'Aunt' Latore.
"Aunt Latore, I love you, but you damn cockblock." Marylin groaned out before answering. "Hello…Aunt Latore."
"Oh, come now, no need to be so formal. You're treating me like an old lady." Maria said.
"You're 42." Marylin said dryly.
"Hey, your mother, your father, and I don't look like that all. Not a day past 30." Maria touted.
"Mostly due to XanTech medical tech." Marylin thought asking why she was calling.
"Just to let you know that me and your father are here in San Fierro. He wanted to see the old garage before coming to LS. He was invited to the yacht party, and I'm coming as a plus one. Your mother's visiting some family in Vice City." Maria said as Marylin went nervous.
"Dad's here?!" Marylin said a bit fearful.
"I wanted to call my niece first." Maria said gently. "How's life in LS?"
"Good, making money…and having adventures and stuff. Where are you and dad staying?" Marylin asked.
"Don't worry sweetheart, I wouldn't dare impose on your or your brother. Besides, your brother told me there was a boy your age on the team you were getting along with." Maria said.
"Maria…" She whined red-faced. "I need to go…have breakfast."
"Bye my tesoro." Maria said before hanging up.
"Well the mood's ruined." Marylin said as they got off the bed. "Mind if I take the first shower?"
"Go on ahead."
[Music Ends]
[~GTR:LSS~]
[Blaine County]
Ren had been in a bit of a funk. He knew it was partly due to simply not being able to keep Nora on a leash. He supposed Nora wanting to live her life is her business, but it did simply leave him on his own…even if they were in a team. He decided to get to go out for a drive after getting ready for the day.
He noticed a text from Durand letting him know that he bought the team some new clothes to celebrate a bit of success in day trading. Ren decided to try some of it on finding himself in a white P under a green Carpenter Buckle Tab Jacket, a pair of dark blue stonewashed jeans, a pair of green and white Heat hi-top sneakers, a pair of Rimmers tinted aviators, a platinum rope chain, a mint iFruit Snap smartwatch, and a pair of onyx stud earrings.
Ren was not complaining and tied his green bandana around his head before leaving. Working out the steps to ground floor, he came to a realization he needed an asset of sorts of his to make money. He had to remind Jaune to collect the cash that he made from the Motor Hotel which got Jaune 8,000 dollars last night.
"I don't feel like using my motorcycle." Ren said to himself before looking to the other side of the parking lot.
Various cars were parked there, and he saw them. Three Varrio Los Aztecas were hanging around there and then they noticed him. They drew their weapons seeing an easy mark, but Ren just sighed.
[Cues: Cowboy Bebop OST – Rush]
Ren smashed a Molotov into the face of the first one before grabbing the back of that one's shirt to use a meat shield from the other two's bullets. Ren kicked the burning body into the second one before switching to his automatic nine millimeter putting bullets in the third one's face. Before the second one could speak, he emptied the rest of the clip in his face.
[Music Ends]
"Some people never learn." Ren said collecting the cash.
2,000 in total, and he even managed to snag ammo, a pump shotgun, and an assault rifle (even if it was a plain AK). There were three cars clearly belonging to the now dead gangbangers: an Imponte Phoenix, an Imponte Ruiner, and a Cheval Picador all in blue with a turquoise side-stripe. He looked them over and settled for the Ruiner liking the glass paneled T-top roof. He snatched the keys, started it up, and took off driving.
He did not exactly have a direction in mind as he just wanted to explore on his day off.
[~GTR:LSS~]
[Las Venturas]
Weiss was feeling the burn. She had started with the stationary bicycle wanting to build up her stamina. She worked her up to a challenging pace that she could handle which was level 4. The stationary bike and the treadmill for stamina (both having a limit by level with the max of 10), and the bench press and the dumbbells for muscle. As far she was concerned, it was perfect for her to build her strength. Her stamina bar went up again and slowed to a stop before getting off it.
"Whew. Now it's time to work on some muscle." Weiss said going over to the bench press.
Starting with benching a hundred pounds, she got a few eyes for being able to bench this despite looking rather thin. Weiss was never more grateful for aura as she worked her at benching it. While she was exercise, Winter had called for a meeting with her people at the Last Dime Motel.
They were the Estranei/Estranee, the outsiders of the mafia. Winter was the only one among them who managed to be 'made' and they saw her as a leader. A camo-colored Patriot arrived on the scene and out stepped two people, a man and a faunus woman. The man was and rather tall Caucasian man at six foot one with slicked blonde hair and blue eyes. His frame and posture were a telltale sign of being ex-military as was his clothing choices. He wore a moss t-shirt under a camo flight jacket, military dog tags around his neck, blue colored shades, camo fatigues, an army cap, a holster at the hip, and tan harness boots. The woman was far shorter at five-foot hair with short and messy swept styled white hair and olive eyes. She has sheep ears as her Faunus trait with metal ring earrings on both ears. She wore a white shirt under a sand-colored flight jacket, a pair of blue contour shades, beige pants, and brown boots. Matthew 'Briggs' Alam and Fiona Thyme had returned leaving Winter to look relived.
"Briggs, you're back." Winter said as she hugged him. "I needed you alive...I have to introduce you to my father."
"Wasn't your father an asshole?" Briggs asked playfully.
"Somehow he's no longer one." Winter said with a chuckle. "Though, he might be one to the boyfriend." Winter said which got a few laughs out of the crew. "But I could use a status upgrade."
"We got your call, and we promptly took care of the rats in the desert." Fiona said before Winter's phone rang. "As far as our old 'boss' knows, things are coming along."
"Speak of him and he shall call..." Winter said looking at her phone.
She answered.
"Toni." Winter said.
"Winter. Paulside's dead and a good chunk of our men. Care to explain?" He asked. "Because I got a call from one of our guys before his brains were wasted that your crew has turned on us."
"...Toni, I hate to tell you this, but Snowstorm is bigger than you expected. Unlike your group, they don't seem to have a problem with accepting people of different races in their membership. None of that Cosa Nostra bullshit. So don't take this personally...but I...and the unit quit. Out of some respect, I won't be coming after you. Goodbye." She said before hanging up on him.
"Well then, we can finally start our own group." Arii said getting cheers. "I would like told Toni to go fuck himself."
"I do owe one act of mercy. I won't kill him, but I won't stop the people who want him dead. And about our own group, I...should explain." Winter said before explaining the situation.
Despite this, her unit were quite willing to go with her and join Snowstorm. Over at Caligulia's Casino, Whitley and Kon were hanging in one of the rooms playing video games.
"Son." Jacques said coming in. "I got a text from Winter, she and her whole unit are joining us."
"Which means, you got a proper heir again." Whitley said before winning the fight.
"Whitley, don't talk like that. You'll always be my second in command. Winter is going to simply have accept being under you." Jacques said as he snickered. "But there's more important news, she gave us the information to find Toni Cripiani."
Kon got up.
"Where? Trust me, I've been chomping at the bit to put him down." Kon remarked.
"A freighter ship moored in San Fierro Bay." Jacques said.
"Whitley, can you find it?" Kon asked.
"Yeah, I can." Whitley said.
"Good. Call me when you go. I need to go pick up Weiss." Kon said before leaving.
Kon had no time to waste and got to using SecuroServ's services. Weiss had finished her workout and biked away from the gym confident in herself. She had managed to get a little bit of tone on her body looking less like a lounging rich girl. Yang could not exactly tease her and she looked less scrawny in comparison to Bleiss. She was coming up on the tattoo parlor...and hit the brake.
It was time, she thought. She went in and got a tattoo on her upper right arm, Skull and Aces, a top hatted skull with a pair of dice below it and a pair of ace cards above it. The near 19 grand for it was worth it. She walked out to get a call from Kon.
"Kon, where-"
"No time to waste. Come out to the outskirts of the city, I got the chopper waiting." Kon said before hanging up.
"Chopper?" Weiss asked before getting her bike to pedal to Kon's location.
Weiss balked seeing Kon next to a Nagasaki Buzzard attack helicoptor.
"How?!" She asked.
"SecuroServ. Don't you have enough cash to register as a VIP?" Kon asked getting in.
Upon realization, she did so on her phone as she got in the chopper. Kon flew it off into the sky as Weiss was reading her new beneifits as a VIP.
"You could consinder starting an organization." Kon said only for them to get a notification.
[Organization Formed: Remnant Incorporated]
Weiss's SecroServ settings changed, and she got a text from Blake that she formed the organization. It was a big step up in the criminal world, but Weiss facepalmed at the name. When Weiss texted back about the name, Blake remarked it was deliberately on the nose.
Current Stats:
Ruby - $138,992 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])
Weiss - $56,625 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, M16, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Blake - $50,285 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, SMG, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Yang - $75,552 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Automatic 9mm, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Assault Rifle, Caliente Bombs
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: Making Money])
Bleiss - $62,400 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, Gold SMG, Combat Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: High Roller, Stomach: Hibiscus])
Durand - $450,000 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom, PB: Hexer] - Current Weapons: Fist, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Rocket Launcher, Sticky Bombs
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Marylin - $323,550 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Desert Eagle, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), SMG, Combat MG, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Sticky Bombs
(Current Tattoos - [Right Arm: Web])
Jaune - $33,760 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Desert Eagle, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Ren - $14,102 - [PV: , PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Li Ren's Knife, Automatic 9mm, Pump Shotgun, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Nora - $15,285 - [PV: , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), Assault SMG, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Oscar - $280,780 - [PV: Sabre Turbo Custom, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .44, Assault SMG, Combat MG, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - (None))
(A/N: I had to cut it off as it was getting a bit lengthy. I've introduced Fiona Thyme, who's not apart of the Happy Huntresses. Where are the others? Who knows? As for bringing more of the original Def Jam characters, I figured Briggs was a good fit for it and being Winter's boyfriend. Yes, she has one and he was equally pissed off of being shafted in the mob. He joined on promises on being paid well…it didn't work out.)
[Notice: Snippets 205 (Grand Theft RWBY LSS 4) and 217 (Grand Theft RWBY LSS 10) were edited for spelling errors and adjust a detail with the character of Kon.]
