The RWBYverse is Infinite Chapter 231: Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 15, a rwby fanfic

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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 15

'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series

Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW

Pairs: [No new pairs]

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all)

Organizations formed and drama ensues on that Sunday on those Los Santo Stories…

[Los Santos]

Blake already knew she was going to be in trouble with Ivory…and whoever was over Jaune and friends. When Ivory texted for her to come over, Blake was prepared for the most. However, when she came into Ivory's office, she found Ivory and Ronl rather peachy.

"You're not upset?" She asked them.

"Impressed you got to forming your own organization already. Don't forget about the money owed to Ronl, dear." Ivory said calmly. "As an organization now, all of you share that debt. He expects 200,000 soon."

"Of course, Miss Viridian." Blake said humbly.

"Also, seeing that you've been moving up. The boss is pleased with your progress and has decided to grant your team something early. I feel it's time, myself."

Blake began a glow before there was a flash. Something that the other members went threw. The system explained to them…what the weapon wheel was.

"Be sure to show your appreciation to the boss at the party." Ivory said as she nodded. "And here."

She tossed Blake a gift card.

"A little something for my favorite kitten." Ivory said with a grin. "Get yourself something nice from Sub Urban."

Blake took it and left.

"Seems they're ready to get into the heists." Ronl remarked.

"I want to wait until Michael and Trevor give the approval on their teams. Speaking of which…" Ivory said as said two came in. "Boys! Drink?"

They nodded as Ivory poured a shot for each of them before sharing a drink together.

"Ok, I need to ask. Are your teams ready for an upgrade?" Ivory asked before explaining what was going down.

"Wait, you're saying he's been restraining them?" Trevor asked surprised.

"Safety precaution. And no, that control only applies to those Remnant-born." Ivory said as they nodded.

"I say SSSN's ready." Michael said. "They've been a good help maintaining the movie studio and protecting my theater."

"I'm not sure they're ready, but I can't stop to hold people back. Call him to get it done." Trevor said as she shot out a quick text.

"It's been done." Ivory said. "I'll be seeing you both at the party on Tuesday."

"Looking forward to it, but I don't know if you can get Trevor in a suit." Michael joked.

Trevor just smirked, chuckling to himself as he left first leaving Michael nervous.

"You know he'll get you back. He can be petty when ready." Ivory said as Michael groaned.

[~GTR:LSS~]

[Skies]

The skies of the San Fierro Bay were clear as Kon flew the Buzzard as Weiss was taking in her new upgrade.

"Cool, you can carry more guns like me and my team." Kon said as Weiss's eye twitched. "I guess Uncle Yuki is pleased with your progress or something."

"Who's Uncle Yuki?" Weiss asked.

"Ivory is apart of a team. Team YUKI. Yuki is the leader, the head of XanTech. Him, Ivory, Lapis, and Kelly. I don't see Aunt Kelly or Aunt Lapis a lot as they leave in that other universe." Kon explained.

"What's Yuki like?" Weiss asked wanting to get a feel of what he's like.

"He's cool and pretty relaxed. Recently, he's been not so tight-laced lately since some recent events. Something to do with his 'prime timeline' or something like that." Kon said. "We're coming up on the ship. Get ready to rock."

Down below, the SS Salvatore lay on the water. The freighter formerly belonged to Da Nang Boys but with the death of the leader and most of the men, it fell into Leone hands. Snatched up in the auction by the Leones. The long dead Leone figured it was a good thing to have as an exit strategy, and, come the end of 2001, it'd be put into use becoming the mobile base of the Cripiani crime family which was having a few issues. Namely, Winter and her unit's resigning as word was spreading.

Toni was slowly realizing how bad things were getting. Seeing that Winter was the only non-Italian that was made, a lot of the associates looked up to and respected her. With her going, they were talking.

"The nerve of that cagna! Dovremmo darle la caccia e legarla per i suoi capelli bianchi!"

"Mickey, that's not going to-"

"Don! We have a problem!" One of the made man said staggering in.

"What now?" Toni asked.

"We were spying on the garage…but we got caught. The old ghost of Liberty is in town! With a woman…dark hair…Italian."

"Maria La-fucking-tore." Toni remarked with a snarl.

"I escaped, but my partner. He got captured…" The made man said as Toni went to get on body armor.

"Ready everyone for a fig-"

KA-BLAM! People fell as Toni looked outside to see a Buzzard before it began firing from its machine guns tearing through several guys.

"Who the hell is that?" Toni said as the attack helicopter was landing with it's aim at the hull. "SHIT!"

He ran dodging the missile that came crashing the hull which lit the ship ablaze. Out came Kon with a Combat MG and Weiss with the M16.

"Oi, we just want Toni. If you're not willing to die for him, you can leave!" Kon said reloading his gun.

Toni watched as associates were all flee and even a few made men, but he would feel with them heavy as he walked out into the deck armed with an old minigun.

"I don't know who you, but I'm going to make you regret fucking with Toni Cripiani." Toni said as the minigun began to whir.

Kon and Weiss split up forcing him to send his loyal man after Kon. He wanted to deal with Weiss. Kon emptied bullets into mook after mook before switching to a Jagged Falchion before slash through a mook coming from behind. Kon got hit with a shotgun blast from Mickey sending him to the ground.

"Piccolo bastardo. Si spengono le luci per te!" Mickey said coming up to take another shot.

Kon brought up his weapon wheel before rapidly switching to a sawn-off shotgun and blowing Mickey's head off.

"Vaffanculo anche a te, guido coglione. (Well screw you too, you guido prick.)" Kon said before taking the ammo.

Weiss was taking cover behind a tanker from minigun fire. She needed a clean shot, but he was making it difficult to do. She decided to give a shot at making a speed glyph which she used to speed to another place to get cover as Toni was inching through where Weiss was. Weiss swapped to her Molotovs and threw him aimed at Toni's face only for him to dodge it. Using her weapon wheel, she swapped her M16 and emptied a round into Toni's minigun to disable it.

"You should know this isn't personal." Weiss said as Toni swapped to his SPAS-12 nearly shooting off her head.

"I'm feeling it is." Toni said between switching to his M4. "And I'm going to make sure your last moments on this Earth are painful."

As the two had their firefight, the ship was burning and Kon was fighting off mooks in his way and those try to get to the Buzzard. Now that Kon was not worried about that as he had the keys to it. What he was worried about was the fire spreading…and he knew that had to be explosives on the ship. A small explosion rocked the boat as Kon realized they had leave now. He got in the Buzzard to start it up.

Getting it off the ground, he took aim at Toni and fired a missile at the old mobster. By the time he noticed what was coming, it was too late, and the missile sent Toni flying into the wall of burning hull before exploding in a fiery death. Another dog had its day, and Weiss looked the chopper before leaping up to grab the railing as Kon flew away with her. Weiss pulled herself up before getting in the door, panting.

"That was intense…but I never felt so alive." Weiss said as the ship exploded. "Shit, there it goes."

She could hear cop sirens from the coast guard and see the air force in Hydras. Then she saw she had five stars. Police Mavericks and News Choppers were flying after them.

"Kon. Waste 'em." Weiss said as Kon opened fired at several choppers.

However, the Buzzard took a hit getting the thing to smoke as it was going out. Kon had Weiss hold the wheel as Kon was making a call.

"Who are you calling?" Weiss said trying to keep it steady.

"Yeah, it's Kon. Remove the wanted level please." Kon said as thousand dollars was taken from his account. "Thanks!"

The stars vanished for both him and Weiss before hanging up. He and Weiss had to parachute out of the helicopter as it crashed in the sea. They landed on the other side…back on Tierra Roboda.

"Uncle Ronl, remember Toni Cripiani? Well, guess who just killed him all on his own?" Kon said confidently. "Blew him and that boat of his up."

"When his death is confirmed, we can talk bounty. For now, you should clear out." Ronl instructed before hanging up.

Weiss used SercoServ services to request an Albany Washington which spawned on the road. She got in the drivers' seat as Kon got in the back for the long drive back to Las Venturas as the sun was setting. On the other side back in San Fierro, other protagonists were watching the burning ship. Claude simply sighed seeing another old piece of history go down.

"Goodbye and good riddance." Maria said getting back in the Banshee. "Fido, we should get out of here."

He nodded and got in the driver's seat before driving away. He supposed they'd be flying to Los Santos, early. Carl was leaving himself. Him, his sons, and Caesar having taken care of the mafia stragglers. Woozie's boys came in clutch, and it was time to leave the cops to clean the mess up.

[~GTR:LSS~]

[San Andreas]

"Weapon wheel." Oscar said reading the text from Trevor. "Ok, I guess."

"Oh, you have that now." Marylin said. "Now you're like the rest of us."

Marylin and him were in the apartment opting for a nice day off at home. Oscar returned to the couch next to her.

"But we can explore that later….wanna Smash?" Marylin said holding up a controller.

"Had me at Smash." Oscar said as he took the over.

As night fell, Ren was cruising the Grand Ocean Highway. With the news of the update having come at a good time. He had come across a deal could wrong between some rednecks and the Lost MC. If anything, it was free real estate for twenty thousand bucks, ammo, and some weapons. He had noticed a few police crawling around the highway but kept driving down. A few thousand feet ahead, he would see way. In the dirt covered ditch in the middle of the highway roads was a burning flipped over Emperor lighting up the place. Ren pulled to a stop turning the headlights off. There was a dead body in the car and a torn-up duffel bag on the road with money fluttering out. Some of it toasted by the fire, but what was not amounted to a free ten thousand for him. Then he heard her.

He turned to see a young woman crawling from the wreckage, obviously hurt and the driver. A Mexican-American woman with olive skin with a short mop of black hair with a small ponytail. Her clothes were slightly burnt and torn up.

"I assuming a job went wrong and why the cops are looking far down the road." Ren said surprising her before her brown eyes met his pale pink ones. "Need a hand?"

"You have pale pink eyes." She said taking his head as he helped her up.

She stood up standing equally to his height. He was grateful that she was able to walk and helped her to his Ruiner. She snapped out of her daze to thank him as he drove off.

"So how'd the job go wrong?" Ren asked.

"You in the game?" She asked.

"The criminal underworld, yes. Sunday's about to make a week since I started." Ren remarked as she looked at him incredulously.

"You're kidding…" She said before laughing even with the pain. "I guess today isn't so shitty after all. It was a pawn shop robbery with the Aztecas. Soft target. 20k each. I was the driver, but the thing was a sting."

"And I guess that was the cops' doing." Ren said referring to the accident.

"No, two got busted leaving me and the other. Get this, the son of bitch pulls a blade while I'm going 100 after I got them through three road blocks and evading the cops. I spun out and wrecked because of him. If you hadn't found me…the cops would and that wouldn't end up. Country cops ain't too kind to minorities let about women." She remarked. "All that planning down the toilet…ugh."

"I can't take you to a hospital." Ren remarked. "But I know a medic who can heal you easily. But I got to get you patched up."

Ren checked the police radio-add on in the car to hear cops were going to Sandy Shores.

"Shit." She spat as Ren looked to his mini-map.

"It won't be so bad." Ren said turning into the road for Route 13. "We can go to Grapeseed. My friend can meet us there to finish patch you up."

"Damn it, I don't have a lot of options, and I don't feel like dying today. No funny business. You cross me, I put you down. No second chances." She said.

"Noted." Ren said before calling Jaune up.

"Hello." Jaune remarked.

"Where are you right now? I could use some help." He asked.

"Dealing with the cops at the moment…Trevor got on a quick job stealing a gas tanker from the Lost." Jaune remarked.

"How soon until you meet me in Grapeseed?" Ren asked.

Ren could hear an explosion and Nora laughing.

"She got her hands on a grenade launcher…." Ren said with a tired look.

"Yeah…I'll get to you soon." Jaune said before hanging up.

"Seems my friends are the reason the cops are going to Sandy Shores. I'll keep an eye on you and patch you up best I can. They'll be on their way." Ren said hitting the gas. "What's your name?"

"You first." She said.

"Lie Ren. Call me Ren, everyone does." Ren said.

"Taliana Martinez." Taliana remarked. "So what got you in the game?"

"You first." Ren snarked.

"Ok, I deserve that. It was a simply a lack of options. I ended up being good at driving and driving fast. I street raced to make money…and it snowballed to be a driver. I wanted to be a stock car driver, but I got blackballed. A sore loser happened to the son of the one the managers there." Taliana said getting sour at the end. "Entitled prick. Now you?"

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you…" Ren said.

"Try me." She said.

They would arrive in Grapeseed and Ren had told her his story.

"That's the kind of shit conspiracy theorists would salivate over." Taliana said. "But if you have a 'history' here then, what is it?"

"Apparently, I'm from Liberty and my parents were immigrants." Ren said pulling into the gas station. "Hold it together. I'm going to grab some medical supplies…and drinks."

"A Pißwasser would be good." She said as he nodded.

He returned with them before Taliana handed him a grand.

"It's not much, but I need to buy some clothes for me to change into. I saw a Discount Store." Taliana said.

"Any preference in color?" Ren asked as he arrived at the shop.

"Nothing too bright at least, and a jacket as well." Taliana said before Ren sought out new clothes for her.

Once he had it, he got back to her and took them to what was an abandoned supermarket parking on the north side of the building hidden from view. The two got out to see through the windows was two perfectly intact vending machines much to their confusions. Ren used his knife to pry open one of the windows as they were more than big enough to climb through. He went up the Sprunk vending machines and used a dollar on it.

"You don't expect that to work, do you?" Taliana said only for a soda to dispense. "Wha-"

The soda looked new, and she balked he opened it up. He downed it and tossed the can.

"You know what, fuck it…" Taliana said bringing the stuff in the building.

Thankfully, there were a few scattered things around to use to put stuff on top of. Once the stuff was set down, Ren got to the medical supplies. Taliana got off her roasted green jacket, torn black polo, seared black slacks, and boots leaving her in her brown and gold gloves, a blue sports bra with several tears, and a plain wear of white panties.

Said panties had several tears on the backside revealing several cuts. Ren glanced away from her for a bit. He could mentally compare her assets to Blake…both have equally big behinds. The bust was not far off either seeing them strain covered up.

"Let's not make any more awk-"

*RIP!* SMACK!

The sports bra gave out when she exhaled with the torn clothing smacking lightly on Ren's face and falling on the ground exposing light brown nipples to air. The jiggle was confirmation to Ren that they were indeed natural. The two practically said nothing to each other as it was simply too awkward to speak. Taliana's face went bright red as she facepalmed.

"At least we're indoors." Ren said trying to make her feel better. "And it happened in front of me…then the cops."

"Just start patching me up." Taliana said as Ren got to work.

She had a few gashes, cuts, and scrapes. The worst of it he was able to patch up, but she hissed at the rubbing alcohol. Taliana was grateful Ren was trying hard not to stare at her chest. He was failing having glances here or there but was putting the effort.

Bandages, gauze, and wrappings were on her body as he moved to last cut to bandage on her toned stomach.

"There we go." Ren said giving her the new clothes. "I'll leave you to change."

He moved out and she thanked for doing that. Even if he had pretty much seen her naked at this point. She went to get the new clothes. Ironically, the cropped ash tank and green Feud boxers were exactly what she needed.

"Ren, you wouldn't happen to be psychic, would you?" She asked.

"No." Ren said while on his phone.

She put it on along with the black and white track pants, silver aviator glasses, and brown chukka boots. She found a black flight jacket which she saw a nice gesture before putting it on. She got her things out of her old pants and jacket before trashing her old clothes. She came out in a bit of pain but feeling a tad better than before.

"My friends are on their way." Ren said handing her the beer.

"Here's what's left of the first aid kit." Taliana said handing it over as she took the beer. "Shit. You came in clutch for me. I still feel like crap...though."

It was not long when a Maibatsu Frogger with TPE livery came down near them. Out came Jaune and Estelle.

"You can fly a helicopter?" Ren said surprised.

"I did a lot of shit in '08." Estelle said smoothly. "Who's she?"

"I ran into her like we ran into you." Ren remarked. "Jaune, heal her…please."

Jaune got to work on that as Estelle as if she was being taken by the Altruists.

"No. But she was in a similar state, nearly in deep shit until we came along." Ren said as Jaune finished up on her.

"Shit, I feel…great." Taliana said tearing the bandage off her face. "It's like I never even hurt at all."

"Ren, I'll see you around. Estelle and I got to return this." Jaune said as he and Estelle got back in the Frogger to take off.

"You got some interesting friends. You said that girl…you met her like me?" Taliana said.

"Jaune run in and fought off the cultists. Now they're a thing of sorts. A rescue romance, I guess." Ren said as she laughed.

"Well don't expect me to just bend over as thanks." She said playfully. "But thank you though."

She got in the car as he got back in the driver's seat before they headed for Sandy Shores.

"Considering how things are…I need a new crew. Considering I got two in lockup, one dead on the freeway…I need any crew period. You sound you got yourself a put together crew. You in need of a driver?" She asked.

"Well I'm not going to say no. But I'm not our crew's leader, that would be Marylin. But I'll vouch for you. Aren't you worried about the cops?" Ren asked.

"They got nothing to connect me. No real names. No addresses. I left all the money, way too hot to wash. I'll have to lay low…." Taliana said.

"I got a place. Jaune owns a motel, and it's got vacancy." Ren offered.

"I got a place. Cholla Springs Avenue." Taliana remarked. "But thanks for the offer."

He drove her there, but there were cops all over the place. He saw Nora drive by on a stolen police cruiser opening fire on several cops.

"That motel room still open?" Taliana asked as he nodded. "Far enough away from here?"

"It's in Harmony. I can just give Jaune the change from your grand to cover your night." Ren said as she ran in and out with a duffel bag.

Thus began a long drive for Harmony.

[~GTR:LSS~]

Weiss felt good to be off the plane. With Winter and her group joining Snowstorm, it allowed Kon and Weiss to return home early. Winter had agreed to send her profits from the motel weekly and her father had given her and Kon a sizeable amount of cash as a thank you. A quarter mil was made Weiss a happy one.

"I'm so ready to go home to Del Perro Beach and relax." Weiss said as they left the airport.

Her and Kon just missed Claude and Maria getting into a cab. Kon had called for Velvet to pick them up, and she came in a Buffalo S. The two got in as she drove them away.

"How was the trip?" She asked.

"Action packed." Weiss said. "I got to see my family, made amends. And I think I may want to return to Venturas again."

Kon's phone rang as he answered it on speakerphone.

"I am so proud of you. Seems we have a confirmed death in Toni Cripiani along with the majority of his old mafia. You've managed to wipe out an old pain in the ass. I'm pleased and all those in our alliance are pleased." Ronl said before turning stern. "But don't go playing cowboy cop on me, again!"

"Yes, uncle." Kon said. "I had help…Weiss helped me. Fought him too."

"Then I'll see it that she gets half the reward money." Ronl said before hanging up. "She should be seeing it wired to her account now. A lot of people wanted him down and money was pooled for the day it happened. Thank you both."

Weiss was agape. Two and half million dollars was added to what she had. After a week of slumming it, that was no more. Weiss had the widest shit-eating grin on her face. Ronl hang up.

"Weiss, I…mmph!"

Kon was pulled into a rather heated kiss from a rather grateful Weiss. Kon was not going to complained and returned before she broke it.

"You know…I never did get to thank you properly." Weiss said sweetly before going to her phone. "But first…I need to make a purchase."

She went up on Dynasty 8 Real Estate to seek out a new safehouse and found the nicest stilt house they had: 3655 Wild Oats Drive. It was eight hundred grand, but she didn't care. The ten car garage and pool made it worth it. Weiss had told Velvet to drop them there and she had. Dropped off, Weiss and Kon entered the new house. It was sleek with his furnishes as Weiss got a message from the system.

[New Safehouse Bought! You can now plan Heists from your heist room on the bottom floor!]

She and him toured the place, going down to the two lower floors, and out the backdoor to the second balcony with a pool and patio.

"I do wonder why you wanted to tour your new bedroom, last." Kon said innocently.

Weiss wrapped her arms around his and Kon knew exactly what she was thinking.

"Oh I see. Claim it first then we can break in the bed." Kon remarked with a grin.

[~GTR:LSS~]

Jaune made a nice profit today. All that chaos netted him a few new weapons, modest pay, and a new tenant that made for a good day all. Taliana seemed nice enough and it was fortuitous for them that they got a heist crewmate.

For the first week, they did pretty good, he thought. No losses, they were making decent money, and things were coming along. This summer was going to be good.

Current Stats:

Ruby - $138,992 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais

(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])

Weiss - $2,009,625 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, M16, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can