Snippet 232

The Three: RWBY Girls You'll Date in College 2

Genre: Humor/Meta

Pairs: Vary

Parody: RWBY/CollegeHumor

AU-Type: College AU

Tags: Based off the Six Miniseries, Dating Jokes, Slight NSFW, Metahumor, Narrator Voice: Port, Narrator's text will be italicized

Note: Sequel to Snippet 118

This is you. Yuki shows up on screen sitting on a swivel with the words (Representation) above his head. And these are the Three More RWBY Girls You'll Date in College.

[Elm]

Yuki is in the gym pummeling a training dummy when Elm walks up. Of course, she'll stand out. Tall, strong, well-defined muscles, and an ass tightly wound in gym shorts. Yuki was distracted and got smacked by the dummy sending him into the ground in front of her feet with him looking up at her.

Easy on the eyes with hardy brown hair make her quite the exotic one. She chuckles before helping him up.

"Looks like that dummy caught you off-guard." Elm joked.

You seek to correct that.

Yuki turned on the dummy and with a jump kick…took off his head.

"And now we're even. Need a spotter?" Yuki said.

Her form gives you constant motivation to be your physical best. You must at your best to keep up with such a person. Spotting her gives you an ample chance to show your physical strength and to give her something to ogle.

Elm worked the weights with Yuki coming in for the assist.

"Come on, Elm. Just ten one, and then we'll go some milkshakes." Yuki said as before she twitched.

"Shit! Cramp!" Elm said as he caught the weight as her right arm seized up.

You're always there for her and in turn he's there for you. I suppose the only flaw is her overzealous preference to be on top all of the time.

In Yuki's apartment, Yuki lain on the bed after a round in the sheets with Elm as she was sitting on the other side of the bed doing some after-sex cleaning.

"When I am going to be on top?" He asked.

Elm smirked and got up letting him have a nice view of her behind.

"Are you sure you want that when I can just ride you again?" Elm said moving a bit to let 'it' to the talking before turning around. "With a face full of the softest pillows around."

Yuki bit his lip.

Maybe you can wait to be on top another day.

[Raven]

You've never dated an older woman, before. Though, this is really what most would call dating.

In Raven's home in suburbs, Yuki was having a 'meal' of sorts from Raven's kitchen. A bottomless Raven was bent over the kitchen counter as he 'ate' what was between her as she moaned out. It was not long before she was spasming in pleasure.

Considering it's more of a physical matter. At least that she claims, not that you're complaining. She's got experience to teach you a thing or two.

Yuki and Raven were sitting around the kitchen table having pizza, enjoying each other's company. Yuki glances at a photo of a younger her and Yang before feeling a pang of guilt.

Obviously, there would be guilt. While she is a divorcee and that's not an issue, you are railing the mother of one of your friends.

The next day, Yuki is leaving class only to grabbed by collar from a fuming Yang.

"Are you banging my bio mom?" Yang asked.

You could lie and just say you're helping her for money. But that would make you look worse.

"Yes." Yuki said bluntly.

She's probably going to try to kill you, but Ozpin walking by prevented for you to make your escape. Yang will be obviously angry at you for being with her mother, but aside from her stink eye…she can't do anything to you with you. Is really worth keeping this relationship at the risk of damaging your friendship with Yang?

Yuki's cell phone rang as he answered seeing Raven's name, but Yuki had a look of guilt.

Maybe not.

[Kali?]

Yuki watched Kali and Ghira from afar and shook his head.

Considering the rumors of them being swingers and what Ghira does to the third wheel wanting a piece of Kali, maybe it's for the best you don't go to see if the rumors are true. Even if it's all bullshit, I don't think you want to ruin what seems to be a perfectly healthy relationship.

Yuki waved hello to them before going on his way.

You decided go play some video games with your friends. They always have your back.

Yuki was back at his apartment playing Smash Brothers with Ivory, Lapis, and Kelly having a good time.

(A/N: Not my best one. Elm and Raven were a request from two good friends of them. Out of the three shorts, Raven was the best to write. Kali was actually a suggestion from the same person who suggested Raven. I did Kali as a joke entry both to lampshade a few trends in RWBY.)