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Dates with Destiny 12
Genre: Humor/NSFW
Pairs: Various/Minor Aqua Arc (Lapis/Jaune)
AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows (AU)
Note: Rick and Morty are going to adjust Yuki's world to current events in R4S canon…sort of.
Tags: Dating shows, Multi-Massive Crossover, Hosts are going to be Meta, Yuki's in for it deep, Inspired by The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, Rick and Morty are the hosts, Jaune cameo, Lemons are possible
To Wine and Dine in Alderney
Ivory had mostly been watching recordings of the show as were others. They all had jobs and such to do and lives to live. Still, this recent round brought her and the crew together to watch it live.
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"We are back, folks. For 'Dates with Destiny', and Yuki has selected Jewelry Bonney to be his next date. He's off-screen getting changed." Wiz remarked as the crowd cheered.
"I'm eager to see his skills in the kitchen." She said drooling. "If he's that good, the only other thing I need to worry about is if he's good in the sack."
"I don't get it." Nerine said innocently as Captain Syrup rolled her eyes.
"I mean, I don't blame her." Boomstick said as Wiz sighed.
Out came Yuki in a black leather bomber jacket with bronze zippers under a cream track top, black and white track pants, black boots, and fingerless gloves.
"Well I'm ready, and I've settled to go to Alderney." Yuki said. "Hope you don't mind us going to my neck of the woods."
"Maybe for the best. I rather you not get interrupted by the Marines or other pirates." Jewelry said as the portal opened for the two of them.
~Entering the Dating Zone~
The two found themselves on an empty beach as night was falling. The beach had a great view of a city in the distance, but the beach itself was all too maintained well.
"So where are we?" She asked him.
"Westdyke Beach. Meaning we're not too out of way from one of my residences." He said before getting out his phone. "And we're getting over there in style."
A gold Enus Super Drop Diamond was on the sand.
"Something tells me the time period that you and that other woman isn't exactly as modern as my own." He said as opening the passenger door for her.
"Something like that." She said getting in before she closed the door.
He got in the driver's seat before getting to key to start it up. He was quick to get them off the beach and onto the main road showing her a bit of Westdyke.
"Welcome to Westdyke, Alderney. Home of the elite douches." Yuki said with a chuckle. "I never thought I'd end up here."
"It's obvious you came into money…that you weren't born into it. You don't have that…entitlement." Jewelry said.
"Personally, I hate entitled people. I've fought plenty of those in the past. I was never popular for my actions, but I don't want to try to be. I wanted to live my own life by own standards." He said making a turn to get into the driveway. "We're here."
Jewelry saw a two-story mansion with a deck as they got out.
"One of the shared spots between me and my team." Yuki said walking up to front door opening it.
[Cues: J Dilla – Come Closer (Instrumental)]
The place was homely with several photos of Team YUKI on the walls. The coat rack even had the other teammate's jackets on it. Their emblems were etched onto the wall. Light music was playing off the stereo. He closed the door behind him once she came in.
"You guys got to be pretty close." Jewelry said.
"We're practically a pirate crew. Been though thick and thin with them." Yuki said as she looked at a group photo of Team YUKI. "I wouldn't be running my business without them."
"Speaking of that, what exactly do you do for a living?" She asked.
"I'm a huntsman. We protect the people from the Grimm, creatures of the night. I was a former professor at Beacon Academy which is now Azure Bay Academy, named after me in honor of leading the charge to save the world. I stand as the lead CEO of my own technology company, XanTech." Yuki mused. "I invent things or improve existing inventions to make them better. From orphan with nothing to a philanthropist."
She noticed a framed older photo of Yuki's parents, but she decided not to ask as she followed to the kitchen.
"Seeing the time, I'll have to cook dinner." Yuki said cracking his knuckles before removing his fingerless gloves. "You got a preference? I could use a challenge."
"Oh no, I'm not going to make it easy. I want you to woo me with your cooking." Jewelry said with a grin. "Give your best shot."
"On the safe side, you got any food allergies?" Yuki asked.
"Thankfully, no."
Wordlessly, he used his semblance to change the music playing before getting to work.
[Cues: J Dilla – Bittersweet (Instrumental)]
Yuki had gone as far to split off clones of himself to aid in the cooking, using blades of his own aura to cut vegetables up.
"You can split yourself up into clones, too? How many powers do you even have?" She asked.
"Think of one. I might have it." He asked as he was readying the stove.
"Shapeshifting." Jewelry said.
He smirked and let a clone handle what he was doing before facing Jewelry and shapeshifting to look exactly like her.
"Yes." He said in her own voice. "I can do some freaky stuff with it."
He returned back to looking like himself. She thought for a bit before having an idea.
"Rubber powers? I bet you…ok, what the hell?!" Jewelry said as he stretched his own cheek before letting it snap back.
"My dad had rubber powers." Yuki said as she just stared at him. "Anything else?"
"Can you read minds?" She asked him.
"Yes, I can. Your world's government really sucks ass." Yuki said before going back to the cooking. "Makes mine look merciful. Then again…I did tear mine down."
"You did?" Jewelry said raising an eyebrow.
"I made it my punching bag. I essentially got away with a body count that my last date would be impressed by. I even stole a tank from them. All before I was even 14. Then after time passed, me and my ragtag band of misfit got our official huntsman licenses…allowing us to get credit for the thousands of Grimm we already killed before then. Then there was the war, ascending to godhood…"
"Back up, back up! Ascending to godhood?!" Jewelry asked.
"Yeah. I'm the God of the Grimm Slayers and the Silver Eyed Warriors. Technically, God of Tech, I guess." Yuki said casually as Jewelry was completely at a loss for words.
"And you're what, nineteen. Goda, I'm five years older than you, and I can't even I accomplished a chunk of what you've done." Jewelry said.
"You've keeping me good company." Yuki said as putting something in the oven. "Welp, the food is in the works. So, I'll be making us drinks, something light."
[Cues: J Dilla – Colors of You (Instrumental)]
He moved to the mini-bar and got to making two drinks with ease. He had been making drinks since his days at the club.
"Whoa, you know your drinks." Jewelry said returning with two Strawberry Daiquiris for them.
"Cheers." Yuki said as they clinked glasses.
As they drank, they swapped life stories.
"Not going to refill our glasses?" She remarked.
"Not with liquor, the one shot was an icebreaker." Yuki said humbly.
In time, the food was done, and he used super speed to get the table set before revealing the meal.
"Fried dumplings stuffed with beef and cheese, a pot of fried rice with vegetables, seasoned miso soup to have with udon noodles, barbequed pork, grilled corn, and shrimp sushi." Yuki said as she was salivating. "Serena's sent off to-go plates of some of it for my teammates, friends, the other two dates, and Wiz and Boomstick."
Said hosts were eating with gusto. Yuki could tell she was doing everything in her power to hold back from lunging at the food as he took a seat.
"Please, dig in."
Hearing those words, she went it to stuff her faces savoring it. Yuki filled a plate for himself and just letting the music play as they enjoyed dinner.
"Table manners could use some work…eh, she's a pirate." He thought.
She was stuffing the dumplings out her gullet using the soup to wash that down. Food was flying around, and he used his powers to limit the mess.
"He might be a neat eater, but he's certainly eating with gusto." Jewelry thought.
By the time, she had enough. He was on his last dumpling. She groaned…but she was pleased with the food.
"That was good…" Jewelry said pleased.
"I hope you have room for dessert." Yuki said with a grin before pointing at a covered tin.
He opened it to reveal cotton cheesecake before he cut a thin piece for her. She graciously ate it before belching.
"That was incredible. You've blown me away." She said getting up and sauntering right into his lap. "You've passed my first test…and I think you're ready for the second."
She snuggled him and he just grinned before looking up.
"You sure you want to ride that train?" Yuki said.
"What better way to burn off the energy than a good shagging?" Jewelry said.
"I just didn't expect this on the first date." Yuki said holding her up as he stood.
"Getting cold feet?" She cooed.
Yuki laughed.
Then the camera went out.
~DwD~
[Music Ends]
"What the hell?!" Boomstick said looking at Wiz. "It was getting good!"
Wiz was on the console as the audience booed a bit over missing the drama.
"It seems we have a server error." Wiz said going back to the console.
"Damn, it was getting spicy." Captain Syrup said finishing her food.
"You don't think he interfered with the cameras, did he?" Boomstick asked as Wiz blinked.
Wiz called Yuki on his cell phone as he worked the console. He had to put it on speaker.
"Yuki, are you-"
There was heavy breathing…a woman's heavy breathing.
"Yuki...I…"
Jewelry's moan was all Wiz and the audience needed to know what was happening. Wiz, flustered, hit the wrong button, but managed to get the visual back. He hung up the phone. The camera was outside the house as Boomstick took control of it.
"Now where are they?" Boomstick said.
"OH GODA, YES!"
"Got it!" Boomstick said switching the right camera.
~DwD~
[Cues: Huniepop OST – In The Bedroom]
Yuki was leaning back on his bed. She had insisted on leading and letting her do the work. With the view of her naked body, he was more than happy to oblige. Her skinny yet stacked body bounced on him, and he decided to take a more active go at it.
She let out a mewl as he grabbed her hips before starting to thrust at a faster pace. His semblance flared using his manipulation of water to make Jewelry's hips an erogenous zone getting her to shudder. The slapping of flesh rang within the room as his look turned serious.
"Why do my hips feel so good?" She whined.
"One of my semblances is hydrokinesis. Considering everyone's most made of water, I can manipulate cells. I can make your whole body feel good!" Yuki said before going faster.
"You know I could use my powers to alter my appearance." She teased.
"Mind saving them for next time? I'm enjoying what I'm looking at right now." Yuki mused only for her to come down to kiss him.
"You sweet-talker." She cooed.
Yuki kept at it, but he was ready to send Jewelry off with a bang. While she was heatedly kissing him, he subtly made his 'move'. A bit of water manipulation around her sex, upping the erogenous zone's pleasure level, and a slight amp towards her pleasure node was all he needed to give Jewelry Bonney, an orgasm to send her off to high heaven. Her eyes rolled back and she squirted before falling back. She fell off him and squirted on him right as he blew his stack. The stream of white flew over Jewelry and hit the camera.
"Aw yeah, that's the stuff." Yuki said shuddering with relief. "Well, I made a mess of the wall…and the camera."
[Music Ends]
He shrugged it off and got up to see Jewelry was out cold with a goofy grin on her face. He threw a sheet over her before cleaning himself up and getting dressed.
She woke up in a bit to see him on his phone on the balcony.
"How long was I out?" She asked.
"I was able to watch a few videos. Thirty minutes. How did you like it?" He asked as she got up.
"It was really good…hell of a first time." Jewelry said as he looked surprised. "Lost the hymen a long time ago."
"I didn't expect it." Yuki said coming in.
"Obviously, I didn't sleep with any of my crew…not that have I have more anymore." Jewelry said as he sat next to her.
"What happened?" He asked she moved to get dressed.
"Simply put, all my crew and were arrested by that rat bastard, Blackbeard. Offered to spare me if I because 'his woman'. I told him to fuck off. I was arrested, but I escaped prison. Crew wasn't so lucky. I lost my ship that day too…leaving me with nothing." Jewelry said as she adjusted her suspenders. "But hey…I'm alive and well. And you helped to numb the loss for the moment."
"Grateful to do that." He mused. "But it's time for us to return to the stage."
~DWD~
Being they were already at a safehouse, the portal was nearby for them to return to a cheering crowd.
"Damn, Yuki, you were a complete monster there." Boomstick said slapping Yuki's back. "Total badass. Talk about wine and dine."
"Let's just get to the score." Wiz said before it showed up on screen.
Jewelry Bonney – 150% - (20% First meeting bonus, 50% performance bonus)
"With Jewelry over 100%, she's assured a second round." Boomstick said as her portal to exit appeared.
She kissed him before striding to the portal.
"Next time, let's go for pizza." She said before disappearing into the portal.
"I think it's time for a break. A mid-season one." Wiz said as Yuki walked off stage.
"Yeah, because I'm calling it a night." Yuki said coolly.
Current Contestants: Nerine, Captain Syrup
Compatibility Ratio Scores- 200% being maximum limit.
Jeanne Arc - 80% - (Initial R63 adaptivity, familiarity, plus performance bonus)
Reese Chloris - 55% - (30% performance bonus)
Ciel Soliei - 35% - (25% performance bonus)
Coco Adel - 75% - (35% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Neo - 100% - (60% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Summer Rose - 85% - (35% performance bonus)
Penny Polendina - 63% - (40% Familiarity and performance bonus)
Tenten - 71% - (30% First meeting bonus)
Mileena Kakhum - 75% - (15% First meeting bonus, 30% successful combat encounter)
Cheshire - 40% - (10% First meeting bonus)
Karai (Hamato Miwa) - 60% - (10% First meeting bonus, 30% Successful combat encounter)
Rebecca 'Revy' Lee – 85% - (20% First meeting bonus, 20% performance bonus)
Jewelry Bonney – 150% - (20% First meeting bonus, 50% performance bonus)
(A/N: Well that date went really well. I frankly found Jewelry quite endearing, and the rest wrote itself. Considering I always put a warning for a lemon/lime and never used it…well, someone was going to put out on the first date. And Yuki needed to throw a bone. Next time, we take the other One Piece girl, Nerine out on the date.)