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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 16
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Buildup to the Contract DLC
The second week begins with one day before the party on their Los Santo Stories…
Michael and Amanda were blank faced as they stared at Franklin and Tracey who were sitting across them at the table. When Franklin and Tracey came over to the mansion to bringing take-out breakfast, Michael know something was up.
"What did you two do?" Michael asked.
"Because we explain that. I want to confess something. Me and Franklin have been secretly engaged for several months. We didn't want to tell anyone because we were planning a wedding in secret along with other plans in general. But…we had to tell you because…" Tracey said before Franklin swallowed his nervousness.
"M, you're going to be a grandfather." Franklin blurted out.
Jimmy choked on a waffle. Scarlet, being the only one of Team SSSN in the house that morning, beamed.
"Congratulations." He said as Michael was simply frozen.
Amanda got up, poured herself a drink of vodka, drank it, and put the glass down on the counter before fainting.
[~GTR~]
Blake let out a yawn as she awoke. She looked to her calendar; it was Monday once again. It had hard to believe it had been a week since their new lives begin. Her thoughts had lay to if her parents ended up here or in the other universe. If anything, her hair 'snapped back' to being in a high ponytail with bangs framing her face. Her purple eyeshadow was back on her face after a shower thanks to the System.
She dried off before tossing her towel aside and going to her closet to get inside her wardrobe. She came out in a zebra patterned cropped tank top, black leggings, gray accented knee-high boots, a pair of fingerless gloves, a purple tassel scarf, a black Pendulus sports watch on her right wrist, and white hoop earrings.
As far as anyone would know, she was just a passing jogger. She looked in the mirror with a pleased look. All the running around was good for her core. Now she sauntered off to see what she could make breakfast.
[~GTR~]
Ruby looked pleased with herself in the mirror wearing a red Corkers OG t-shirt under a red Feud camo hoodie, charcoal work pants, and Mock 5 shoes. She was going to keep wearing anything and everything red, as often as she could get away with it. She walked out of her apartment, partly ready to move out of there to a new place.
"Today, I'm going apartment shoppi-Wait a second, when the hell did, we get a new place?" Ruby asked before calling Yang.
Over at Yang's motel room, the blonde woke up with a brief hangover and a sore bottom. She had a fling with a guy to blow some steam after a night at the bar. It was a good thing she had done the deed at his place and left soon after. The ringing of Yang's cell phone got Yang to grumble as she answered.
"Ruby, what it is?" Yang asked.
"Yang, did you buy a new place on Wild Oats Drive?" Ruby asked.
"No." Yang said checking her map. "But one of us did…I think Weiss did it."
"I'm on my way over there. Meet you there." Ruby said before hanging up.
Yang showered off as the System got her hair into place. She had returned to her long hair, but left side started as cornrow braids before blending with the rest at the back. It was something Lamar had done for her after a mission from him. As she got on a fresh pair of underwear, she looked around her motel room.
She wanted a proper apartment with a garage.
She did not exactly like living in Rancho all too part. And at the least, she wanted a garage to work on her rides in peace. She went to her closet getting on a yellow LS Panic basketball jersey, matching yellow basketball shorts, black hi-tops, a silver LS chain, a tan two-tone jacket, and a pair of Broker smoke aviators. She got her things and her fingerless gloves on before leaving. Down the stairs, she got to Bumblebee hitting the streets. When they arrived at the place in question, Yang had one question. How did Weiss afford the place? Bleiss arrived on her motorcycle. She was decked out in a black and white Feud letterman jacket over a grey t-shirt, baggy black cargo pants, and a pair of Heat Venom hi-top sneakers. In front of the house was a black Maibatsu Sanchez and a metallic black Canis Bodhi.
"Is that Weiss's?" Yang asked.
"Not her style." Bleiss said as Kon came out of the house. "Kon?"
"Oh…I was just leaving." Kon said getting on the dirt bike. "Weiss is a little sore, but she'll be fine."
He raced away leaving the three to found two and two together before the three barreled through the door to see Weiss in just a bathrobe having hot coffee.
"You didn't…" Yang said. "You fucked Ronl's nephew?!"
"And?" Weiss asked. "He was just as good as his uncle."
Bleiss got to laughing which got to Yang to chuckle as they sat down for breakfast.
"So, this place can allow us to plan Heists?" Ruby asked as Weiss nodded. "Then let's plan a heist!"
The team's phone rang as it was a conference call from Blake. Blake was caught up on Weiss's new digs.
"We need to make more money to get the rest of us a better place to live. For some of us, a second place to live." Blake mused. "I was thinking we could take up that offer of work Oceanbird offered."
"That means we have to go out to Whetstone." Yang whined.
"Yeah, you all do. I've been coming down to Los Santos, now it's your turn. Leader's orders." Blake said before hanging up.
"Guess I'll get dressed then." Weiss said before going down to her room to get dressed.
"Damn it! This place looks so cool. There's even a pool." Yang grumbled.
Weiss came up in a white Santos 13 cropped tank, snow colored track pants, white hi-top sneakers, her gold Magnetics necklace, fingerless gloves, a white strapped red LED watch, and hoop earrings. Her eye makeup and red lipstick returned. Weiss had stridden confidently.
"Weiss, what happened while you were away?" Yang asked nodding in approval. "Because you're looking better."
"I hit the gym." Weiss said getting her Trickster jacket off the coat rack to put it on. "I realized I need to make an effort to up my stamina and physical form."
"It's working." Bleiss said as they left.
To Weiss's relief, her personal transport was in her garage. She got in her Coquette before driving off with the others to head to Whetstone. As they were, they had their communicate lines on to talk to the other where Weiss told them about her weekend trip.
"I guess all it took for your dad to be less of an asshole than being a borderline criminal. That's beyond insane." Ruby said. "What about your mom?"
"Honestly, I don't really care too much. At the end of the day, I have at least one functional parent. Even got to reunite with my siblings." Weiss said.
"So, what's Winter doing?" Yang asked.
"She's working with father and his business now. He runs a casino." Weiss said.
"Dad's a casino owner? Oh, we have to go to Las Venturas for vacation." Bleiss said.
"Agreed, if we can get away from Ivory for a moment." Yang said as their phones rang with a conference call to which they answered.
"Ladies." Ivory said.
"Hello Ms. Viridian, what can we do for you?" Weiss said politely.
"I have come to a bit a decision." Ivory said.
"That being?" Blake asked.
"Certain abilities the System can give you all were restrained, but you've proven yourself. So that restriction has been lifted. You can carry multiple types of weapons of different classes. You're ready to take a step forward." Ivory said.
"Ivory…" Yang said swallowing her pride. "I need new living space. I can't stay at the motel room."
"I could use a new place too." Ruby said.
Weiss did not mind that she handed her beach house to Bleiss, until Ivory explained that they could own and manage multiple safehouses.
"Wait, we weren't able to have-"
"Don't worry about it, Blake. Either way, I have something for you to do real quick. It's time you met a friend of mine and my associates. Lester Crest. He and May Zedong are waiting for you at his place, El Burro Heights. Goodbye." Ivory said before noticing something. "Weiss, did you buy the house on Wild Oats Drive?"
"Yes." She said.
"Oh well, then you can plan 'operations' there. You all can wait there, I'll have Lester and May come to you." Ivory said before hanging up.
The four turned around and went back to the house having to wait for Blake to come, all exploring their weapon wheel. Though, Lester and May would arrive first. Lester had given off nerd energy with his appearance. May had looked like how the girls last saw her in Remnant only now wearing a Perseus onyx skirt suit, black heels, a red scarf around her neck, and a black fedora. The moment they were let in, Lester stood upright not having for the walking stick.
"Yeah, XanTech healed my disease, but on paper I still have it. I'm Lester, and Ivory has told me about your exploits. And I've been doing my own research. Never figured I'd see the day that a group of fuck-up heroes become criminals. But we live in different times. Weiss, I believe you can show us the heist room where Blake arrives." Lester said taking a seat.
"Hello, I'm May, your assistant for Remnant Incorporated. I'll be managing your legal stuff and aiding in your plans." May remarked. "I serve as your consigliere."
Blake would arrive landing a Sea Sparrow near the pool. Her reason for having one was she found it after seeing a deal go wrong. Easy 25k, a crate in the warehouse, some weapons, and the helicopter to move around faster. It even came armed with a .50 SoCal machine gun. However, Blake was informed by the system she needed a hangar to customize it or…store it properly.
"At least it's in black." She said getting out of the chopper and going in through the sliding door.
Blake was introduced to May and Lester before Weiss took them all to the heist planning room. Where Lester explained what their first heist was going to be, The Flecca Job.
"Flecca are a chain of banks. We're jacking bonds hidden from the taxman. Basic stuff, think of it as your rite of passage. Ivory had to do this heist three years ago." Lester said as he wrote the details on the board. "And she and Yuki did have exactly the same advantages you all do. So, here's what are we going to do. The team will split to do two tasks. Scoping out and sourcing the getaway car. Blake, as team leader, you'll have to front expenses for heist supplies. That'll be $11,500."
The System pinged up with a yes or no box, and she grumbled as she accepted to which said amount of money was taken.
"Good. Blake, I recommend you join me for the first one." Lester said. "Pick someone else to join you. They'll be learning a few hacking skills."
Blake turned to her teammates and picked Ruby to join.
"The rest of you can handle the securing the getaway car. An armored Karin Kurama. You obviously won't get one legitimately and leaving a nice long paper trail to your front door, you're gonna be jacking one from a nasty Korean crew and leaving a nice long paper trail to their door instead." Lamar said. "It's being held in the Del Perro Parking Garage. Get some masks, kill those Koreans, and get the car. Then deliver the car to my warehouse in Murietta Heights. Everyone good?"
They nodded.
"Excellent. May, you're free to go." Lester said as she nodded.
"My number should appear in your phone on top of services I can offer you guys. Good luck on your heist. I'll go manage affairs with the warehouse." May said before leaving.
[~GTR~]
[Flecca Job – Kurama]
In the Bodhi, Weiss was driving Yang and Bleiss to Vespucci Beach. They checked their minimaps and found they could buy masks at Vespucci Movie Masks. The drove was not too bad, and they arrived at the place in question. Of course, after parking the car a short distance away and walking in the hot summer sun.
"When we do this, I hope it's successful enough to get me a new place. The motel room doesn't really have good air conditioning." Yang said as they walked along.
They entered the shop with Yang and Bleiss having bought several novelty clothes with Yang getting a few for Ruby. Weiss handled getting the masks buying five Sliver Skull Masks. As they left, a thought came to Bleiss.
"Can't use those masks to get the car." She remarked.
Yang turned around and brought three Domino Wrestler Masks. They drove to the parking garage before slipping on their masks. Seeing where they were on the map, Weiss took to the south side of the car park to get the jump on them. Once she drove up to the second to last floor, she had Yang and Bleiss get out.
"I'll be here in case of reinforcements." Weiss said as they nodded.
Yang and Bleiss moved up to the top floor to see the car and the Kkangpae gang members around it. Bleiss got her Gold SMG and Yang got her Assault Rifle. Both had no intention of making this a quiet affair.
[~GTR~]
[Flecca Job – Scope Out]
Lester was going on about the inner workings of the job to Blake as she drove Lester's blue Asea down the highway. They had successfully scoped out the bank and Ruby was in the backseat learning the hacking to which the System made a minigame. Ruby was trying to get through the second level, as she sweated nervously.
"Lester, any advice on how to do this efficiently? Not look like we're new at this?" Blake asked.
"Dress the part. I'd suggest boiler suits. Cliché, but it's cliché for a reason." Lester said. "You can order them off the net."
"Thanks. So, we're heading to your garment factory?" Blake asked making to make sure.
"Was my factory before it had to be burned down. We're meeting one of my partners. And no, we're going to my warehouse. Murietta Heights." Lester said as his cell phone rang. "And what does he want?"
He answered.
"Michael." Lester said.
"Hey Lester, I needed to talk to someone. It's about my daughter." Michael said.
"You found out about her and Franklin being engaged all this time?" Lester remarked.
"You kne-no, of course you would know. It's not that, she's pregnant." Michael said. "I just wanted an estimate of how long until Trevor finds out."
"Did you make sure Trevor didn't bug your house…or your phone…or your car?" Lester said.
Michael hung up as Lester shook his head.
"Is Trevor really that scary?" Ruby asked finishing the second level.
"Eh, he only is if he's angry at you." Lester said.
"YES!" Ruby cheered beating the third level. "Hack's done, L. I've gotten into their network."
"Just in time, I'm back in the city." Blake said before calling Weiss.
Blake asked for a status report only for Weiss to mention cops and mobsters before hanging up.
[~GTR~]
[Flecca Job – Kurama]
Weiss sighed as she emptied a clip in another Korean mobster. She snarled seeing that her car was currently on fire. Yang and Bleiss got out of the parking garage with the car, but Weiss got pinned. She already had two wanted stars.
The mobster swore and flung grenades to which she could scramble out of the way. Angry, she swapped to her M16 and mowed down half a dozen of them before blowing up one of their cars. Deftly, she snatched up the dropped cashed and weapons before switching to her sword to impale one she missed. One got a lucky shot in shooting Weiss's hand forcing her to ditch the sword. She hissed from the pain before shooting that mook where her revolver. Cops were coming and she looked around before getting out the Molotovs.
Cops arrived to see a big explosion from a floor in the parking lot and were taken aback, unaware Weiss had slipped away. To her relief, removing her mask got rid of the wanted level. She gotten a notification that the setup mission was complete.
[Setup Passed]
Like Yang and Bleiss, she gained nearly four thousand.
"Makes up for the masks." Weiss said shoving that in her jacket's pocket. "I better meet up with the others at the house."
[~GTR~]
[Flecca Job – Scope Out]
Ruby had to drive this time as her and Blake met Paige Harris, a tomboyish goth hacker tatted up and with enough snark to rival Bleiss. The charcoal Declasse Granger held their heist prep materials that she had prepared, and Ruby was driving them back to Weiss's.
"I got a text from Bleiss. They've completed their end." Blake said.
"Good. Now if Ruby can get us back to the house, I can explain a bit more of the plan." Lester explained.
"We're coming up on it." Ruby said as the garage opened for her to drive.
Bleiss and Yang were waiting for Weiss who showed up.
[Setup Passed!]
Blake and Ruby were glad they got a cash payout for completing the setup. It was days like these that they loved the System. Once all gathered in the heist room, Paige completed the board.
"You're doing good. You've completed the setup in less than two hours." Lester said. "Now, the target is a security deposit box that you'll have to drill out. Well, actually three of them. Boxes 157, 150, and 100. Paige has sourced us equipment. Heist wear and masks for you to pick."
"Speaking of masks." Weiss said giving Ruby and Blake a Silver Skull Mask. "But I guess I didn't have to get you these then."
"We're going to have to talk cuts." Paige said showing the percentages. "Blake, as leader and driver, you take a 50% cut. The three who go with you as Drillers will get 15% each. The one who remains behind gets 10%. So, pick who goes."
"Ruby, Yang, and Bleiss." Blake said. "And how soon can we go through with this?"
"We can go for it now." Lester suggested.
"Let's do it then. We can get this down before noon." Blake said.
(A/N: Breakaway's first heist. I'm breezing this as I need to get to the yacht party as I have a planned crossover with one of my other fics. But now, one could say BRWY's leash was loosened. Obviously, I'm not going to have Agent 14 for the Prison Break heist, no we'll have a different agent and slightly different mission. Next entry of GTR sees the B team prepping for a heist.)
Current Stats:
Ruby - $143,362 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])
Weiss - $2,011,745 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, , Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, SMG, M16, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Blake - $69,155 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, AP Pistol, SMG, Pump Shotgun, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Yang - $79,467 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Automatic 9mm, Heavy Revolver, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Assault Rifle, Special Carbine, Caliente Bombs
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: Making Money])
Bleiss - $66,570 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, Gold SMG, Machine Gun, Combat Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Carbine Rifle, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: High Roller, Stomach: Hibiscus])