Snippet 239

Red Light Revolution

Genre: Humor/Drama/Angst

Pairs: Undecided

Parody: RWBY

AU-Type: Canon-esque AU (Post-Fall of Beacon)

Tags: SI as Summer, Character Exploration, Remnant's world really sucks to live in, SI is a jaded fan of RWBY, Summer has a Deadpool level healing factor, SI is the same person from Red Dead Revolution (this is a what if he ended up as Summer Rose)

In the woods in the continent of Anima, a huntsman was on the run being hunted by Hazel. He ran into a grotto only to trip over a branch and hit the ground. Hazel lumbered as the Huntsman looked defiantly up at him.

"So Lionheart sold me out…them's the breaks." The huntsmen snarled.

"I'll make this painless." Hazel said.

"Fuck you." The huntsman hissed. "I…."

A hand broke out of the dirt surprising the two of them as out from the dirt was a woman who was supposed to be dead, but she was regenerating much to the twisted horror of the two. Dead skin turned pale and lively. Her eyes returned and hair grew back with sheen. Her body regrew to a matured build of an athletic woman in her late twenties-early thirties.

"Hazel…."

Hazel froze as the huntsman looked bemused. Despite her ragged clothes, her white cape was somehow pristine. She cracked her neck as Hazel stumbled back.

"Oh, you do know who I am? But that doesn't matter…not right now. I wake up in a dead woman's body...in the worst place in the universe. I have to deal with immortal assholes, psychopaths, sociopaths, cowards, and you….the big hypocrite." She said as Hazel found his nerve. "Gretchen would be so proud of you."

Hazel threw a punch only for his fist to hit a floating shield made of aura.

"So that's my semblance?" Summer thought. "Cool."

"Can't handle the truth, big guy. How many?" She asked him before yelling, "HOW MANY GRETCHENS HAVE YOU KILLED?!"

"Shut up! SHUT UP!" Hazel said as he tried punching her.

Every attempt was just blocked.

"Killing me isn't going to stop the matter of how much of a terrible person you are. You don't do this for Gretchen, you do it to sate your rage against the world. Gretchen's an excuse." She said as Hazel got more and more infuriated.

She caught his next punch before punching him in the gut to lead up to kicking him into a tree.

"Gretchen is…was never pleased with what you do. You say your life's work in her name, but your work makes her pukes." She said as tendrils of aura restrained her. "But don't worry…I love you."

The woman was laughing as out as she took the huntsman's knife as she choked Hazel.

"I can kill you…with no consequence." She said before licking the blade. "Now pray…it's all you can do."

The huntsman can only work with abject horror as She proceeded to stab Hazel repeatedly until Hazel's aura's broke before using her tendrils to snap his neck. Her own wounds that caused herself from the stabbed were rapidly regenerating back to normal. She promptly jacked his dust, any money, and his scroll to get the mirror app to see who she was.

"Summer Rose? Well that's just fucking dandy." She thought before having an idea and turning to the huntsman.

"I have a favor to ask. I need you to take me to Haven Academy…I need to see Lionheart. I'm going to well…do what I did to Hazel." Summer said as the huntsman nodded frantically. "And I need a fucking drink."

To say that huntsman was scared was an understatement. By the time, they got to Mistral…he was quick to try to ditch her only for her to grab him by the collar.

"Oh no, you don't. I need you to do something. All that I have told you, go to the media and tell it to the world." Summer said as he nodded. "Tell your story and use that to set for your retirement."

"Of course…I really want to be with my wife…and kid." The shaken huntsman said before she let him go. "Thanks for saving me."

He ran and she did not blame him too much. She was a woman on a mission and pulled her hood to obscure her face more before going to Haven Academy. She could see students out and about to which they were staring at her. Summer pushed on until he got to the room before Lionheart's office. His secretary asked how can she help without looking up from her book.

"Is Lionheart in?" Summer asked her.

"He's in a meeting with Oz-."

WHAM! Summer kicked the door open getting the secretary to jump and Lionheart to freeze. What made it worse for Lionheart…it was a meeting of Ozpin's inner circle who were all slack jawed to see Summer Rose walk in.

"Lionheart, you traitorous piece of garbage!" Summer roared taking off the hood.

"Summer, you're alive?!" Ozpin said spitting out his coffee.

"Yes, I died, but I told death to fuck off. Now I'm pretty sure I'm immortal, like you Ozma." Summer said as Ozpin froze. "Now about you, Lionheart."

Summer tore off the bookshelf dragging out the hidden Seer Grimm. She punched it to make it call Salem.

"Lionheart, this better be goo-"

Salem paused to see Ozpin and his circle all staring at her, Lionheart looking like a deer in headlights, and Summer with a crazed look.

"What's going-"

"Shut the fuck up and I'll tell you. Lionheart was making jokes of how much of a fatass you are just sitting on your throne all day. How you don't have the ovaries to fight? You're just lazy and let your magic do the talking. You don't have the stones to come up to me and runs those hands! You emo looking motherfucker! I know exactly what's the deal between you and Ozma." Summer ranted as everyone was speechless. "I'd run up on your castle to smack you five across the face, but I'll settle for murdering every one of your bitch servants. Tyrian, Watts, and Cinder will end up just like Hazel. But before you die, I'll cut your face off and hang it on my wall. Then while you're regenerating, I'll make your look to it to show what a treacherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye!"

She smashed the Seer Grimm not even give Salem a chance to respond. Lionheart was inching for the door only for a chain of light to wrap around his leg.

"No, Leo. You don't get to walk away. I have zero tolerance for backstabbers. So, if you want to live a bit longer, here's what you're going to do." Summer said dragging him.

She made him call Tyrian and instructed Leo to tell Tyrian to meet him at a location before hanging up.

"I did what you said, you can let me go!" Lionheart pleaded.

"No dice. I said I'd let you live a bit longer…time's up." Summer said.

CRUNCH! Qrow flinched in seeing that before she turned to them.

"Ozma, you know for an immortal man, you're a real dumbass. Did it ever occur to you that you can just find a mean for sealing Salem away? Or sending her someplace she can't return from? Like the Sun." Summer asked.

"And how would we even do that?" Ironwood asked.

"Oh I don't know, maybe if we beat Raven into submission and helping us…she could master her semblance and portal Salem to the sun?" Summer said.

Silence.

"I'm going to go kill Tyrian…then I'm going to get drunk and get laid. Tell Raven if she's still a bandit by the time I'm done, I'll break her fucking legs." Summer said before leaving with a trail of blood.

They could Summer tell the secretary that it would be wise to go on vacation.

"So Summer's back." Qrow said trying to be positive.

(A/N: Who did her buddy end up as? Well, that's going to be a surprise for later. I wanted to write this one to ask a simple question, "How would people handle Summer Rose suddenly being back?". Also this Summer invokes the vibe of CSLuscaris's NFG Ruby, the hard drinking and smoking huntress with no shits left to give.)