Snippet 241
RWBY Color Combats Intros
Genre: Humor/Meta
Pairs: Some will be implied, referenced, or mocked
Parody: RWBY
AU-Type: Video Game
Tags: Fighting Game Intros, Inspired by Snafu the Great's work, Jabs at Characters, Jabs at Writing, Savagery with Words
Two – Weiss Schnee
Intro:
If Weiss speaks first, a snowstorm blows as she walks out of it unfazed by the cold and with Myrtenaster in her left hand. If she speaks second, she twirls the dust barrel of Myrtenaster rapidly putting in vials before locking it in place.
Costumes:
1. Classic – Her V1-V3 outfit.
2. Agent White – Her Snowpea outfit
3. Feeling Blue – Her V4 outfit
Character Dialogue:
Vs Ruby
[First Intro]
Weiss: You can run, but you can't run forever.
Ruby: Weiss, I've seen you run, you're not catching me.
Weiss: You can't run without a clear road, Rose.
[Second Intro]
Ruby: Weiss, I-
Weiss: How dare you!
Ruby: I swear I didn't know that blueberry muffin was yours!
Weiss: And I swear to shove my sword in you!
[Third Intro – If Weiss in V4 outfit/Ruby is in V7]
Weiss: Ruby, I don't think we made the right decision.
Ruby: What makes you say that?
Weiss: You put me against my sister.
[Fourth Intro]
Weiss: I don't get why people ship us.
Ruby: Have you seen Pollination?
Weiss: Shit.
Vs Yang
[First Intro]
Weiss: Yang Xiao Long, you asshole!
Yang: Take a chill pill, Ice Queen.
Weiss: Enough with the puns!
[Second Intro]
Weiss: Stop singing that song.
Yang: But the cold never bothered anyway!
Weiss: You are dead, Xiao Long!
[Third Intro – If V4/V7 outfits are worn]
Weiss: So you let Ruby lie to Ironwood and you lied about the Spring Maiden?
Yang: I didn't think-
Weiss: Exactly you didn't think at all!
[Fourth Intro]
Weiss: They're shipping you with Ruby.
Yang: As much as they are shipping you with Winter.
Weiss: Perverts, the lot of them.
Vs Blake
[First Intro]
Weiss: I'm sorry you had to hide who you were.
Blake: I'm sorry for defending what clearly hurt you.
Weiss: …..
[Second Intro]
Weiss: Blake, if you're a princess than that means you have money.
Blake: Weiss, to be fair, I didn't have access to said money.
Weiss: I hear excuses. You owe for all the lunches!
[Third Intro – If both V4]
Weiss: Yang isn't the only one on the team you can talk to, you know?
Blake: Sorry.
Weiss: Ruby and I were hurt too by you running.
[Fourth Intro]
Weiss: Can the fans not focus on our romantic lives for a few moments?
Blake: If you do, they question the plot.
Weiss: Never mind. Ship wars it is.
(A/N: Cut short mostly due to the burnout over it. I had ideas, but some did not work out. When the motivation strikes, I'll dive him ready to continue it. Considering we're nine more entries away from 250 chapters.)