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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 18

'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series


Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW

Pairs: [No new pairs]

Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers

AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU

Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Buildup to the Contract DLC, Special guest stars from Our Anti-Hero Academia)


Setting up for a score with a Heist on their Los Santos Stories…

Breakaway and the B team were all gathered at Weiss's, the second place. At the moment, they were waiting for Nora, Lester, and Paige to show up.

"So we need a proper team name. It's been the B team for a while, and I don't like that." Marylin said. "I've been thinking of one. Speedrun."

"I like it." Oscar said.

"Of course, you do. She won't suck you off if you said no." Taliana joked getting a few laughs.

"Remember that you're not a full on member of the group just yet, Taliana. I'm the leader for a reason." Marylin said seriously with pink cheeks. "Plus, I'd want his honest opinion."

"Well, Team Manor never fit. And I hate 'The B Team'. Speedrun's fine." Jaune said as Ren agreed to it.

"Well then, majority rules. Nora needs to hurry the hell…"

Nora came clad in the robes of the Epsilon Program that had blood on them.

"Nora, what the fuck did you do?" Ren asked.

"Killed a guy who has a stash ripe for the picking. We just need to go now and get it!" Nora said excitedly.

"How much we talking?" Marylin asked.

"Don't know. What I do know is the Epsilonist piece of shit I killed had a secret stash fund they've been skimming off their cult leader hidden in a hangar in Los Santos International. All we need to do go in, steal the plane, and we're golden!" Nora said excited. "The airport is expecting a baby blue Landstalker. That cultist's own which I came in."

"Ok then, before you go, I just wanted to at least discuss things concerning the organization, Remnant Incorporated." Blake said before sternly ordering Nora to sit.

"Who made you boss?" Nora said.

"As the one who made the initial investment, I am acting CEO of RI. Of course, I want to share that position with Marylin." Blake said to Marylin's surprise. "Don't be so surprised, you're the leader of Speedrun and you know the world better than us. I'd be honored to work alongside you."

The System for Speedrun updated to let them into the organization which Blake explaining Breakaway had gotten a warehouse even if it was small.

"We have an assistant, but we need an office building to really set up shop. The cheapest one according to the system is $1,000,000 alongside nearly 2 mil for extras. Also, we need to deal with monthly fees, that's something everyone pitches in on." Blake said laying out a plan.

"Extras?" Taliana asked.

"Money safe, gun locker, and accommodations. But the last two are more important to get." Blake remarked. "Weiss agreed to pay for the gun locker, and I'm waiting to get my 10 grand back from my investment in Cluckin' Bell."

"You guys have fun then, I got a plane to steal." Nora said getting up.

"I'm coming with you." Marylin said getting up. "I want to assure this operation works out. Let's go."

Nora and Marylin were about to leave right as Lester and Paige entered the room. Lester cited the time was ripe for the heist only to ask about the others.

"They are our sister team, Speedrun. They also are apart of Remnant Incorporated." Blake said. "It's cool. So about our op?"

"To the heist room." Lester said as Marylin and Nora left.

As they entered the heist room, Lester asked who Blake wanted to take with her. Blake went for Bleiss to the goth Schnee's surprise.

"You'll be driving, I'll be drilling. Cuts split at 50%" Blake said.

"We've prepared outfits for your heist." Paige said revealing two sharp dark blue suits, gloves, and boots. "Do you have masks?"

Weiss revealed the Silver Skull masks.

"Ok, one of you drives, keeps the heat off of you. The other goes into the bank, goes to the specific safety deposit boxes. You get in that fast armored car, and you get the hell out of that place." Lester said as they nodded. "Get changed and get going. Your heist begins now."

[The Flecca Job]

"Well, I'm staying here to watch the news on the big screen." Weiss said leaving. "I'll make popcorn for who wants to stay and watch the fireworks."

"We're going." Paige said as she and Lester took their leave.

The others joined Weiss in the living room to watch television as Blake and Bleiss came out in their heist outfits before leaving for their target. Meanwhile, Nora and Marylin were coming up to the gate at the airport.

[Cues: Grand Theft Auto V OST – Epsilon Program]

Nora tossed the guard his cut of the money that the dead cultist was supposed to pay him.

"Pleasure doing business." The guard said before opening the gate.

Nora was glad the car had dark tinted windowed. The gate opened as they drove in with Nora gunning it to the hangar. Inside it, there was the jet. A black Buckingham Luxor with the usual livery was there as the two got out before opening up the jet to get inside. The grating theme of the Epsilon Program was playing on the speakers.

"Oh my gosh! We're rich!" Nora said giddy. "Four million dollars, baby. I…"

"You can have 1.2 mil." Marylin remarked. "Two of that is going to RI."

Nora would have complained, but Marylin pointed out that they were a part of an organization now.

"Also considering I'm helping you, I'm taking a cut. To be fair, I am letting you have most of the two million for us. I'm taking 800k…and the plane." Marylin explained taking it and getting to the controls. "You can't exactly fly planes."

"I need to learn how." Nora said as Marylin got the plane on. "But you want to get something to eat to celebrate."

"Sure. After we drop off the two million for Blake." Marylin said as she got out of the hangar before getting it to the skies.

She turned off the radio.

[Music Ends]

[-]

[Los Santos County]

"Hack's complete." Bleiss said.

"Excellent, once you get close to the bank, use your phone to open the door." Lester said through their earpieces.

A text came from Weiss to Bleiss letting her know that about the matter of their semblances.

"She could have told that that sooner!" Bleiss thought as they arrived at the bank. "Ok, show time!"

Bleiss activated the program to get the bank vault door to open. Lester had told Blake to be on crowd control and take out the cameras. The two got out and stormed the bank. People screamed as Blake used her carbine rifle to shoot up cameras and keep the hostages on the ground. Bleiss went for the vault mentally repeating the numbers to herself. It was two safety deposit boxes, 115 and 157. Lester instructed her on how to use the drill, and she started on #157.

Blake had put bullets in the wall and the cameras having not to kill innocents. She simply gestured for them to empty the registers and her switching to the miniguns got the clerks to comply.

"I don't want to die-"

Bullets shattered the glass between the tellers and Blake as they screamed. CLICK! Bleiss ripped out the deposit box after pulling out the overheated drill. She scowled seeing it was down for the count before putting it back in the bag. She swapped to her Gold SMG putting bullets in the other box's lock to rip it out.

The alarm went off as three wanted stars pinged up.

"Be ready to move!" Lester said as Bleiss took the boxes and moved for the front.

Blake was in the car waiting as Bleiss turned at the tellers and sprayed their area with bullets. She flipped them off before dashing for the car. Blake turned the radio with it tuning to XanTech's station, Dead Fantasy.

[Cues: Manuel – Gas Gas Gas]

Blake did not know what this song was, but she was got it's vibe before hitting the gas racing down the road as the cops were after them. She swerved out of the way out of a cop car trying to give her the PIT maneuver.

"Are you seriously playing that while escaping the cops?" Lester asked trying not to laugh.

"It's a good song." Blake said. "We have to meet on the Zancudo Bridge, right?"

"Right, my guy will be waiting for you in a Cargobob with an electromagnet on it. Drive under it!" Lester said before hanging up.

"In the meanwhile, I say we shoot…"

"No, the car is bulletproofed and armored. They'll need a minigun or a tank." Blake said dodging a spike strip. "Probably should have put bulletproof tires…or even if it does I don't want to risk it."

She rammed through a roadblock sending a cop car flipping over into the dirt before letting a cop drift past her as shifted gears. Bleiss noticed a second bag in the car and asked her about it.

"Robbed the cashiers." Blake said. "No, you ain't get a cut of that. That's extra for me."

"And you won't let me murder cops you asshole!" Bleiss said with a pout.

"You can literally murder cops on your free time! Losing a wanted level isn't that hard." Blake snapped back.

"Shit! Watch the road!" Bleiss said as Blake hit a Lost biker.

"At least it wasn't someone innocent…and he's still alive, right?" Blake said as Bleiss shrugged.

They could hear him scream from being ran over by the police as they hit the bridge.

"Come in. This is your getaway guy! Lester says you're inbound for the bridge."

"We see you! Army painted Cargobob, right?" Blake asked.

"Correct. Let's do this."

Blake lined herself up before their getaway pilot picked them up with the magnet.

"We have liftoff!"

He flew them away leaving the cops on the ground to be a soon to be distant memory.

"We did it!" Blake said before laughing. "I haven't done a heist since my days in the White Fang."

"We'll be doing bigger heists than them soon enough." Bleiss said leaning back in her chair. "The song's changing."

[Music Ends]

The two were relaxing to more mellow tunes as the pilot flew them away from the scene. At Weiss's, the group were clapping at a show well done.

[-]

[Blaine County]

The chopper had dropped them off at Sandy Shores Airfield before flying away. There was Lester waiting for them.

"I had to pay Trevor to borrow the airfield, we only got a few minutes. You got the boxes?" Lester said as Bleiss handed them over. "Excellent. Fleeca's FSA fine can end a bag of dicks. You both did good, I'll call if I got anything for you. Your System should be showing you how you did. I got a taxi to catch. You'll get paid right away, I just have to deliver these. Change your clothes, stash the car…trash it…whatever. And lay low for a it."

He left for his taxi as the System showed a screen in front of the two's faces as they removed their masks.

[Heist Passed!]

[Heist Take - $359,676 (50% Cut – $179,838)]

[Elite Challenges]

Complete in under 5:20. [X]

Nobody gets wasted. [X]

Vehicle damage under 6%. [X]

[EC Passed – ($50,000)]

[Total Take – $229,838]

The System would send a message to all of Remnant Incorporated that gas masks were available from Vespucci Movies Mask and they could look into buying Kuramas and Armored Kuramas at a reduced price.

"Hell yeah! 200k." Bleiss whooped before taking off her mask. "Let's go celebrate."

"It didn't count the money I took." Blake said getting the cash. "$10,000 extra in my pocket."

Coming down on the airfield was the Luxor which rolled up, out came Marylin and Nora.

"Congrats on your robbery, not too shabby." Marylin said before tossing Blake a duffel bag. "There's two mil in there, all to put towards Remnant Incorporated."

Blake took off her mask which showed a wide grin. This was it! They were moving on up in the underground.

"Ok, we need to get to a change of clothes." Blake said. "And Nora, walking around in bloody clothes isn't good for you."

"I'll call a cab." Marylin said getting her phone out. "But I'll text my brother to stash the car at this place. I assume you want to keep it, Blake."

"After the trouble I went through, yes I do. When I get myself a garage to put it in, I'll ask of you to get your brother to deliver it." Blake said calmly. "Now to see about some clothes…"

"I got you covered." Nora said.

She went back in the plane before returning with a suitcase when she opened to reveal some clothes. Nora explained that they belonged to the prick she killed and stole the robes from. Blake had to settle for a plain white t-shirt and a pair of navy cargo shorts while keeping the gloves and boots. Bleiss took the dark Harsh Souls tank top and ash colored work pants keeping the gloves and boots.

"I'm keeping these robes and the clothes." Nora said closing the suitcase. "Now it's time I start shopping."

"Considering we did steal a jet and a lot of cash, we can't be up and spending money like crazy. If you're going to buy a place, be low key about it." Marylin asked as Nora was on her cell phone.

"Done." Nora said before calling a cab. "Cost me 400 grand, but I got a luxury apartment at The Royale. Apartment 31."

Nora began to remove her bloody Epsilon robes having worn a white tank top and shorts under it…but were clearly sweat stained.

"Later, breeders." Nora said before making a strode to leave.

"You know what, I'll take the car over to my brother's garage." Marylin said before getting in the armored Kurama. "I'm going to have to explain to Trevor about my plane anyway."

Blake remembered SecroServ and checked the app for it's services before smirking at one. First, she bought the office.

[Remnant Incorporated has an office in Maze Bank West!]

Blake got a blip that Marylin had bought the accommodation upgrade for it which meant the CEOs had living quarters there now. Marylin liked her apartment already, and she figured the upgrade was the perfect way to hide stolen money. Blake happily used her request luxury helicopter option for the first time costing her five grand as a chopper came down to pick her and Bleiss up. The two got in.

"To my office, please." Blake said to the pilot.

Marylin dropped off the car before calling Trevor.

"Trevor, I got my hands on a plane, but I don't have a place to store it. Can I keep it at her airfield? Which one? The one in Sandy Shores." Marylin explained. "Thanks. I'll get back to you on that, I have a meeting to get to."

Marylin called a cab.

[-]

[Los Santos]

Maze Bank West. Blake and Bleiss were dropped off on the roof of the building only to see Ivory waiting there for them.

"Congratulations on achieving office space, this space used to belong to my team a few years back and we thank you for your purchases." Ivory said as Blake was tense. "And I have a gift you and Marylin."

Ivory gave Blake a shopping bag, and Blake peered it to see clothing items, pricy stuff within.

"You and Marylin are the CEOs, you both need to look your best." Ivory said kindly.

"That's really nice of you." Blake said before bowing respectfully. "Thank you."

"You're welcome. Because we sold you this, we included one floor for office garage space. We had to pay for it separate which we personally think is quite retarded. If you want to customize or buy two more floors of garage space, you'll have to pay for that." Ivory said giving her the bag for Marylin. "One of my teammates has graciously bought RI a mod garage. Office garages can receive a mod garage with an on-site mechanic. There's a $50 daily fee for each garage floor, but pay that weekly through your assistant. And as for your mechanic, CEOs get 80% percent off upgrades."

"No discounts for us?" Bleiss asked.

"Mechanics have to be paid. Good luck…and keep up the progress." Ivory said before getting in that helicopter to which the pilot flew away with her.

Blake got a notice that the money safe and gun locker was purchased. Blake and Bleiss entered the building taking the elevator down to their office garage to meet up with everyone. The interior was marble, and the place was circular to give off the feeling of a showroom. The lighting was in its default option, not that Blake minded. The signage was a cursive '1A'.

"There's my car." Blake said surprised to see her Stinger there in one of the parking spots.

A text from May came saying that she was happy to see they had an office now and that she brought Blake's car here. The sounds of engines came as Ruby, Weiss, and Yang arrived first in their cars.

"Where's the others?" Blake asked.

"Jaune wanted to get a bottle of champagne to celebrate, and Estelle went with him. Ren went to help Nora with something. So…" Yang said as Taliana's Phoenix came in.

"Damn, this your garage?" Taliana said parking her ride.

"Even comes with a mod shop with an on-site mechanic." Blake said as Taliana lit up.

"We get discounts?" She asked.

"Sorry, no. That's reserved for CEOs only." Blake said right as Marylin arrived in her Sabre Turbo Custom.

Oscar was not too far behind but was riding a white and black Hexer.

"What's with the bike? Compensating?" Yang teased.

"He doesn't need to compensa-" Marylin said before catching herself. "Whatever. Blake, Ivory filled me on everything."

"I'm not compensating. I just wanted to buy a new bike that had more customization options." Oscar said. "So, we got a mod garage now."

"Yeah, we can go when…" Blake said as Jaune came in his Comet with Estelle.

"We got the champagne." Jaune said as they got out.

Ren arrived with Nora in his Ruiner. Nora now wore a cream track top over her shirt and replaced he white boots with orange hi-tops.

"At least this place is air-conditioned. It's a scorcher today." Nora said fanning herself.

"We're heading down to the mod garage." Blake said before opening the freight elevator for Oscar to roll in his Hexer. "Oscar called first crack."

Everyone else walked in as Blake handed Marylin the bag Ivory had for her. They were all taken down a floor. The mod garage had a wide space with a waiting room on the side. The floor had an ocean theme to it. Oscar wheeled out the Hexer.

"Hello?" Blake asked.

"I'm here." A female voice said.

She came out of the waiting room to reveal herself. She was a fairly tall Latina standing about Blake's height. She was older than most of them being in her late twenties. She had her brown hair is pulled into a small ponytail and her bangs are slicked back into a "bump." She also sports a black bandana wrapped up to resemble a hairband. She wore a simple charcoal tucked shirt, matching utility pants, boots, and cuffed gloves.

"Blake and Marylin, right?" She said shaking both their hands. "I'm Elisa Macallen, your office mechanic. Ivory wanted to let you know that I also function as your personal mechanics…well except for Taliana and Estelle. Sorry, the personal mechanic thing is a bit exclusive for certain people."

"It's cool. I have a feeling I won't be able to afford that, but I can still come here for service, right?" Taliana asked.

"Yeah, sure. If you and Estelle can walk into the waiting room, I need to discuss something with them." Elisa said as the two left for the waiting room.

She explained to the ten about the benefits they now had, while her contact was added to their phones. When she got down to the nitty-gritty on fees, Marylin called Estelle and Taliana out before laying the matter down about the fee.

"Ok, if $10 is the daily fee. Everyone forks over three Gs. I rather not get bogged with daily fees." Marylin said handing over the money to her.

"I concur." Blake said.

Everyone handed over three thousand leaving Elisa with thirty-six grand.

"If I can get my motorcycle customized, please." Oscar said. "¡Estoy buscando hacer que esta motocicleta realmente destaque!"

"Bueno, entonces, pongámonos a trabajar en ello." She said before gesturing to the others. "Use the waiting room to wait."

The group had left for the waiting room leaving Oscar and Elisa on the garage floor to get to work as he wheeled the bike into the spot to let her get to work. He looked through the menu.

"Ok to start with: 100% full on armor upgrade, race brakes, a level 4 EMS Upgrade, Xenon Lights, a Blue on white license plate, race transmission, a tracker addon, and turbo tuning." Oscar said as she got to work on it.

Nineteen thousand spent, but Oscar was not complaining. He got the motorcycle painted a striped two-tone metallic dark green and bright green. He got bulletproofed tires with Trident rims painted pea green with black tire smoke.

"Ok, that will be 10,340."

"Bueno." Oscar said before paying up. "That'll do."

He got on the bike revving it up enjoying the sound of it purring.

"Now you can tear the streets up." Elisa said before Oscar rode over to the elevator.

"Thank you and come again." Elisa said as the group all left through the elevator.

Blake had given Marylin the bag Ivory had for her as they were all now up on the floor of the office. They had to wait for Oscar to come up as he did have to park his bike in the garage before coming up. Together, they entered the office. The office was decorated with the Executive Cool interior and there was some XanTech technology around on the place as well. May sat in the front desk.

"Welcome to your base of operations, ladies and gentlemen." May said kindly.

"Do we have to worry about daily fees?" Blake asked.

"For the building, no. My salary is another story, Boss." May said before clearing her throat. "Well bosses. It's the CEOs' duty to ensure that I'm paid."

"I thought XanTech was covering you for us." Weiss remarked.

"That was until you got your office. You have to chip in to pay me alongside the check I'm getting from XanTech. You're both paying a small percentage of what I made a month." May explained. "I calculated it. 9,000 each."

Blake and Marylin handed that over before May went on to explain what her duties and services were before showing them all around the office. Blake and Marylin went into their accommodations to change into the new clothes. The team sat around in the office's lounge either on the computers or watching television. May was back at her desk.

Blake strutted out in her new CEO duds: a slick onyx suit, a white blouse with a gold colored tie, dark colored harness boots, a dark grey trenchcoat, and a gold Crowex watch. The epaulettes and her tie had her emblem on them.

"This was clearly a custom job." Blake said admiring her new look. "I just need to buy some shades for it. Maybe get my hair done."

Marylin came out in her CEO duds: a white collared shirt under a dark red sweater, a red tie, a black trenchcoat, black stockings under a black miniskirt, a silver Crowex watch, and black heeled boots.

"I approve." Oscar said as Nora snorted.

"Today sparks Remnant Incorporated's true beginning as an organization." Blake said as Jaune poured out glasses of champagne. "To new pursuits."

"To riches." Weiss said.

"To notoriety." Bleiss said.

"To adventure." Ruby said.

"And to fast cars." Yang said.

"Don't forget our pursuit of showing XanTech we can stand alongside them." Marylin said raising her glass. "Cheers."

Cheers all around as they drink to a new chapter in their lives.


Current Stats

Ruby - $140,362 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais

(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])

Weiss - $1,153,745 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, SMG, M16, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Blake - $1,284,993 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, AP Pistol, SMG, Pump Shotgun, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenades

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Yang - $76,467 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Automatic 9mm, Heavy Revolver, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Assault Rifle, Special Carbine, Caliente Bombs

(Current Tattoos - [Torso: Making Money])

Bleiss - $293,408 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, Gold SMG, Machine Gun, Combat Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Carbine Rifle, Grenades

(Current Tattoos - [Torso: High Roller, Stomach: Hibiscus])

Durand - $555,000 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom, PB: Hexer] - Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Knife, AP Pistol, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault Shotgun, Micro-SMG, SMG, Assault Rifle, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Minigun, Rocket Launcher, Sticky Bombs

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Marylin - $314,040 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom, Sabre Turbo Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Desert Eagle, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), SMG, Combat MG, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Sticky Bombs

(Current Tattoos - [Right Arm: Web])

Jaune - $88,460 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Pistol, Pistol. 50, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Micro-SMG, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Ren - $112,051 - [PV: Ruiner, PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Li Ren's Knife, Automatic 9mm, Pump Shotgun, Sawn-off Shotgun, Micro-SMG, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Molotov Cocktails

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Nora - $717,285 - [PV: , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), Assault SMG, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails

(Current Tattoos - (None))

Oscar - $247,065 - [PV: Sabre Turbo Custom, PB: Hexer] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .44, Assault SMG, Combat MG, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails

(Current Tattoos - [Right Arm: Tribal Sun])

(A/N: And here we come to wrap up Season 2 of GTR. Originally, I planned for the yacht party to be the wrap up for season 2, but this rather long entry felt like the perfect send off to Season 2. Considering I'm going to have to make a third document to work on these, the timing was right. And for those curious, everyone else is eventually get a tattoo. Nora not having one at this point is a bit…surprising to me that I haven't gotten around to it. I'll take suggestions.)