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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 19
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Buildup to the Contract DLC, Special guest stars from Our Anti-Hero Academia), Miles is RWBY Crossing!Jaune, RWBY Crossing crosses over.
(Welcome to Season 3!)
It's a new day on their Los Santos Stories, the crimes never end…
Blake and Marylin were already back in their CEO wear having arrived back from the salon having gotten their hair and nails done. Blake had also gone to the gym for Oceanbird's early morning yoga session with Ruby, Bleiss, Weiss, and Yang. Blake simply got bangs to frame her face with a low ponytail, cat-like eyeliner, black lipsticks, and black painted nails. Marylin gotten her hair styled with fringe and had basic make up to give off a mature air.
The two at their desk having breakfast with May.
"So that party's going to be tonight. You going?" May asked.
"Actually, I've not going. Me and Oscar have plans. Date night." Marylin said as Blake chuckled. "Oh hush, I didn't want to go to the party where my parents are. Aunt Maria and liquor is something I don't need to see."
Blake would be getting a Lester…all with new opportunities.
~GTR~
[Cues: Maitro – KAME HOUSE]
The heat was high in San Andreas as Ruby and Yang had no desire to go out doing crimes and stuff instead wanting to lounge around in Weiss's pool at her fancy house after that yoga class. Yang swam within the water, Ruby was on a floatie, and Weiss was on a lawn chair. Yang came up for air.
"Yang, you changed your hair again?" Weiss said seeing Yang came out of the water.
Water dripping off her form as she shook to dry off. Yang gotten her hair done in the 'Fawchett' style, having seen a picture online and immediately going to get that style.
"Why not? Thanks to the System, customization is insanely easy with no risk. I can have short hair one day and get it snap back to being long. And I find myself…pretty okay with short hair once in a while." Yang said getting a drink out of the cooler. "What, no beer?"
"We have the party tonight and I don't really want you drunk now to drive back to your place." Weiss said. "And Bleiss, put something on."
"I don't know why you all in bikinis when it's hot as balls. This isn't good for my pale skin." Bleiss said at one end of the pool, naked. "And why bother…it's your house."
"Exactly, it's my house!" Weiss said annoyed.
"Ugh! I need a new place, but I only have less than 80 grand." Yang whined wiping sweat off her brow as she drank her soda. "I…"
She was cut off with their cell phones ringing with a conference call from Blake, to which they answered.
"We have new opportunities, namely a heist." Blake said. "Two. Team B is taking the first one with is Trevor's own…and we will take the first one. However, this job is a four-man job. Meaning one is going to have to sit out and handle warehouse operations."
"Dibs." Bleiss said getting out of the water. "I feel like busting caps in some bitches."
She went inside to get dressed for action.
"I'm going to be arriving at your place Weiss, our employer for the job should be arriving at yours shortly." Blake said.
"But it's hot out…" Ruby whined.
"Exactly." Blake said before hanging up.
Ruby groaned before going inside to change telling Weiss she's going to borrow her closet. Ruby came out in a [Superior Button Halter (Girls)], a red banded pleated skirt, a pair of red tinted sunglasses, her fingerless gloves, and black stockings in black harness boots.
"I guess I'll order a pizza." Ruby said getting her phone. "Weiss, can you make us your coffee?"
"Good to know, my mixology skills are always appreciated." Weiss said going to change herself.
Weiss's wardrobe choices had been shifting to more active wear looking after her sister. A white loose tank under an opened white and blue Double P baseball shirt, silver cargo pants, and white hi-top sneakers. With her Retro Glam makeup back on her face, she came out to let Yang use the closet before getting a text from one of the De Santas.
Heard from Neptune, you want to get more active. I could use a tennis partner. Call me or see me about it – Amanda
Amanda's contact was added to Weiss's phone as she got a notification that she could try tennis to up her stats.
"I find it ironic that it took me becoming a criminal to get into better shape." She said to herself before going to make coffee.
Yang settled to wear a yellow LS Panic jersey with it's matching yellow shorts, wheat colored round-toe boots, a sand colored flight jacket, her fingerless gloves, and a pair of gold aviator shades.
"Coffee's done." Weiss said pouring cups out for everyone. "I added in your requested additions."
Ruby liked hers with a lot of creamer and sugar.
Blake liked hers milky.
Yang and Weiss actually have a commonality in liking their coffee black somedays, and today was one of those days. Blake arrived and snatched up a cup of coffee. The pizza would arrive and Ruby would pay for the pizzas before bringing them in.
"So any information on the people we're working for?" Yang asked.
"Just that whoever it is, is government…and Lester wouldn't want to touch it with a ten foot pole. He is getting a finder's fee." Blake said before taking a slice.
A knock on the door came as Weiss got up to get the door, she opened to a girl about as old as them. She stood at five foot ten with light brown skin, thin lips, light hazel eyes, and sleek dark brown hair in a bob that sits at her cheeks, and dark brown hair that was shoulder length and framed her face. She wore a Perseus onyx suit, a dark green long coat, black low heeled boots, a gold Crowex Datejust watch, green earrings, and a green tie. The newcomer walked past Weiss letting herself in scanning her eyes on the lot of them.
[Cues: Sonic Adventure 2 OST – Fly in the Freedom (Instrumental)]
"Mr. Crest mentioned you were good for this job." She said walking along to the stairs. "But we can talk in the 'back room'. And bring some of this pizza with you. Also, I'd like a coffee, two cream, milk, and a bit of sugar if you please."
She went down to the heist room as the four looked on in confusion because realizing the newcomer was a protagonist like them. Needless to say, they complied, and everyone was in the heist room.
"You will be referring to me as Serpentine." Serpentine said firmly. "Who I work for isn't all too important. You are here for a job, and I'm here to give orders."
She wrote a few objectives on the whiteboard before putting up a marked-up map. She got out one photo from her coat.
"This is Elizabeta Torres. She was arrested for crimes she did commit, drugs. But she's the person you're going to be breaking out of prison." Serpentine said as Blake looked at the picture.
"Why are we aiding in her escape?" Weiss asked.
"Simple. She's offering valuable information in exchange for a way out of the country along with a lot of cash for me, my associates, and the government." Serpentine said before moving to the door. "Yes, we're subverting the justice system for the greater good of the country. Your tasks are on the board. You'll need to get a plane, a prison bus, prison transfer records, and to get her car back from being sold. You got your objectives, so I'll leave you to it. I'll be back for when you're ready for the final task. And I'm going to need 40 grand for setup costs."
Ruby and Yang looked to Blake and Weiss who forked over 20 grand each to Serpentine before she left. Blake looked over the list of missions.
"We're going to have to do them one at a time." Blake said.
[Music Ends]
~GTR~
At Maze Bank West, Trevor was let into the building followed by Chef and Ron before being greeted was greeted by May as he entered RI's office.
"The 'boardroom' is right this way. Care for a candy from our candy bowl?" May said politely.
"Don't mind if I do." Trevor said several lollipops.
Chef snatched up two chocolate bars giving one to Ron as the three entered the 'boardroom' (more of a heist room) to Marylin.
"Where's the others?" Trevor asked.
"On their way." Marylin said as Trevor grunted.
"Nice office. The assistant's a good looking woman. Remnant born?" Trevor asked as she nodded. "Figures."
Trevor got to work setting up the maps, the whiteboard, and so on with Ron and Chef's help.
Oscar was the first to arrive in a black Los Santos tank top, green Broker cargo shorts, brown hiking boots, a black Feud fitted cap, and a ZIP gold watch.
"Hey." Oscar said affectionately kissing Marylin's cheek. "You were out pretty early."
"Work, Oscar. Plus, I needed to finish the setup here. Trevor has a job for us. Take a seat." Marylin said as Oscar took his seat.
"By the way, I got a call from your…aunt Maria. She wanted to invite the two of us to lu-"
"You didn't say yes, did you?" Marylin said worriedly.
"No…I said I was going to be busy at the office with you." Oscar said sheepishly as Ren came in.
Ren's hair was now shorter in a Mod hairstyle and a dark green tied headband going for a military theme with his choice of clothing: camo sports cut, camo fatigues, fingerless gloves, and black tactical boots.
"Ren, where's Taliana?" Oscar asked.
"I request she not join us for this job. It's a four man job…and I've decided on having myself, you, Ren, and Jaune to be on this one as you all need the funds."
"And what will Nora be doing?" Oscar asked concerned as Ren rolled his eyes.
"She'll be fine." Ren said dryly.
"I had Estelle and Nora on warehouse work." Marylin remarked. "They will join whoever doesn't go on the other heist."
Jaune arrived in a russet SubUrban logo t-shirt under a yellow and black San Andreas varsity jacket, faded blue jeans, slate round toe boots, his fingerless gloves, a pair of gold rimmed aviators, and a new black Feud fitted cap.
"What's up?" Jaune said in a more different tone.
Trevor and Marylin were laughing at him. Ron snorted and Chef tried to keep a stoic face.
"Give it a few months before you try to act hard, bad man." Marylin said before pointing to a chair. "Now sit your ass down."
Jaune pouted and took a seat.
"Right. It's good to be back with you again working for Trevor Phillips Industries!" Trevor said excitedly before getting the briefcase out. "Durand got me merch now."
Trevor revealed white and black t-shirts and tank tops with the TPI logo on them.
"That's for you all as thanks. Now, our operation today is based off my very first major operation three years prior, but this will end much better. Because our client is one of XanTech's bosses." Trevor said to everyone save Chef's surprise.
"Ivory?" Jaune asked.
"Not her. No, her name is Lapis Kristal. Now she mostly wants weed, but I realized this is a chance for me to score as well. So, I modeled it after my Series A attack plan, but we're calling it Series A2. Now, you'll be striking some frat boy dealers, the Vagos, the Lost, the Ballas, and the O'Neil brothers. I'm going to need $40,400 for start-up costs." Trevor said as all four split the cost. "Good. When you start your missions, Ron will be contacting you. There's silver earpieces in the case there. Let's hope this works better than the last time."
"Good luck." Ron said before leaving with Trevor and Chef.
"Ok, we're going to have to do them one at a time." Marylin said eyeing the list. "At a minimum, it's four-man jobs. Start we'll start with the cruise ship. Ok we're splitting into two. Two for the boat team and two for the helicopter team. Jaune, Ren, you're on boat team. We're on air team." Marylin said as everyone took their earpiece. "Let's get it on!"
| (Speedrun) Series A2 – Coke / (BRWY) Prison Break – Plane |
Team Speedrun had left the office with Marylin using the SecuroServ app to get two Patriots. Jaune took one for him and Ren leaving the other for Marylin and Oscar. Ron had contacted them with their instructions as the two teams took off in different directions. As for BRWY, Weiss was on her way to the McKenzie Airfield via chopper that Kon was flying.
"Thank you Kon for giving me a lift." Weiss said.
"Of course, princess." Kon said. "I could use something to do. Megumi and Sera are helping Lamar boost tanker trailers again." Kon said dryly. "And seeing Gio is helping Velvet to train Coco to work on the XanTech store, I got more time on my hands."
"So you're going to be the yacht party tonight?" She asked him.
"I actually may just take you to Ronl's yacht. Me and my friends are going to have a smaller party there. Uncle Ronl and Uncle Yuki are going to be there after they deal with their business. Figured you'd like a small get together." Kon said as Weiss blushed.
"Oh you." Weiss teased.
On the ground, Ruby, Yang, and Blake were in Yang's Buffalo S racing towards the airfield closing in on it.
"You're nearing the target. Remember, no survivors." Serpentine said over their earpieces.
"Is the government going to say it was a drug deal gone wrong?" Yang snarked.
"Snark when you gave me results." Serpentine said before cutting her line.
"Ok, Kon and I will be in the chopper. Let us know when it's clear." Weiss said before turning to Kon. "Kon, maybe land in town."
Kon took the chopper down for a landing right in the middle of one of the farms in Grapeseed devoid of people at the moment.
"Now we play the waiting g-" Kon said as Weiss's shirt hit his face. "Weiss?"
"In the mood for a quickie?" Weiss asked sheepishly. "They're going to be a while, and I've been itching to try more foreplay."
"Can I hold your hair this time?" Kon said biting his lip.
She had to make sure to mute her earpiece's microphone as the rest of the team did not need to hear the slapping of flesh and her throat being put to work. On McKenzie Field, the trio arrived all having on the silver skull masks before getting out.
Two Vagos were having a conversation in Spanish in front of an Emperor on the dusty dirt road leading into the airfield. Ruby used her Semblance to zip in crack their skulls with her brass knuckles. The two gangbangers fell to the ground out cold and bleeding from the head. Ruby was 200 dollars richer and gained a knife and a sawed-off shotgun.
"We can go quiet or we can go in loud. Considering the circumstances, let's make some noise." Blake said before shooting two blasts from her V-Charger into the heads of those bleeding mooks.
"With pleasure!" Yang said loading her sawed-off shotgun.
"I'll find a spot to start sniping." Ruby said before slinking away as Blake and Yang ran on ahead.
A few Vagos were chilling…some were guard, but they were all armed when the first shot rang out. Yang got one in the crotch. That Vago was screaming swear over swear before seeing Blake's minigun.
"Oh shit!"
That Vago was shredded with bullets as Yang deftly moved to shoot at any Vagos Blake had missed. Behind the main building, Ruby was sneaking around as Vagos were moving to take out Blake and Yang. Ruby got on the ladder and climbed up to get on the roof. Getting to her Heavy Sniper Mk. II out, she took aim.
As the three were fighting, Speedrun were had just invaded the SS Dignity on Del Perro Beach. Jaune and Ren had gotten the Grotti Tropic provided to arrive at the 'dock' of the Dignity. Jaune and Ren got their provided white hockey masks before getting on the yacht.
"Someone's coming." Ren said in a whispered as they ducked to the sides.
A woman came down clad in a black bikini and a sun hat before leaving on one of the boats near the dock end of Dignity. Jaune and Ren moved forward going up the stairs to the afterdeck. Their maps showed blips of where to find the keys of coke. Two of the Professional came out, and action had to be made. Jaune beheaded one with his sword while Ren got the other in the throat. The two snatched the dropped cash and machine pistols.
"We'll split up. Marylin's wants us each grab as much as we can find." Jaune said as Ren as they were in different directions.
Jaune went into the bowels of the ship with his assault rifle shooting down any person in the way. The chaos had clued the wannabe frat boy dealers that someone was here for them. But then they saw a Maibatsu Frogger coming down. Oscar opened the door to use his grenade launcher.
"Say hello to the bad guy!" Oscar said firing one at the table the dealers were all around.
BOOM! Hot glasses, shards of debris, and bodies were sent flying as Marylin landed the Frogger on the helipad. Oscar wore a white hockey mask but Marylin wore her red one. The two got out gun blazing with Marylin on the minigun and Oscar with his grenade launcher. Explosions and bullets rocked the deck.
"Who the fuc-GUH!" Bullets tore through his throat.
"To the Dignity, we need backup!" Another mook said an explosion killed him.
"Wait…have mer-"
"Red Leader, it's J. I found three bags of coke." Jaune said over the earpiece.
"I got two." Ren said over the earpiece.
"Well, I just found one." Oscar said taking it up as it 'vanished' with the System noted it was collected.
They had collected cash and ammo before Marylin had found the last two in the captain's quarters only to hear helicopters. Police Mavericks.
"Shit!" Marylin said before seeing the number of stars they had. "Four stars for robbing rich brats. This is some bullshit!"
Jaune fired one rocket from his rocket launcher to blow up one of the helicopters as Marylin ran out.
"We've got cops on the way." Marylin said. "Torch the chopper, Oscar. We're taking the boat."
Oscar threw a Molotov through the Frogger's window to get it ablaze in flames before they all ran to the afterdeck. A few Speedophile Seasharks were there as Marylin got in one.
"Split up. We'll regroup elsewhere." Marylin said before racing away.
Oscar took one as Jaune and Ren took the Tropic all trying to flee the police. Serpentine grinned as she was listening on the police radio from her hotel room.
"Good, they're distracted. All right, Team BRWY, you got time to get the job do-"
She was cut off by the ringing of her cell phone, Bryce was calling. She groaned.
~GTR~
McKenzie Field was littered was the bodies of fallen Vagos with blood soaking into the dirt in some areas. Trevor was probably going to have a laugh about it as Blake's phone rang to which she answered to hear Durand.
"Why am I getting reports of gunfire near one of TPI's minor ass-"
"Vagos were starting trouble, we cleared it out." Blake bluntly said.
"Oh, never mind then." Durand said before hanging up.
Blake let Ruby and Yang pick up the money as she wanted to focus on getting ammunition. With all the Vagos dead, Blake got to her earpiece.
"Weiss…"
Blake heard what was clearly the sound of a woman getting off and getting off good. Ruby and Yang heard it too.
"Damn, I didn't think Weiss could get that kinky." Yang said as Ruby blushed.
"Um, Weiss…the mic." Ruby said.
"How much did you hear?!" Weiss screeched.
"Enough to ask if I can borrow your boy toy." Yang joked.
Weiss ignored that and Kon flew them over. She was fixing herself to look proper, but she got snickers.
"Don't be childish about it." Weiss said before walking towards the target, a Jobuilt Velum 5-Seater.
The plane was white with yellow livery. Weiss opened the door only to hear a car coming. A yellow Baller came up as someone came out. Someone none of them were expecting.
"What the hell happened her-Weiss? Is that you?"
"Oh shit." Weiss groaned.
She was not ready to deal with Willow, and…Willow looked quite different. For one, the age lines on her face were gone, making her look a bit younger. Her white hair was longer and wavy with bangs parted to the sides. She wore a white bikini top under an opened mustard checkered shirt, a pair of dark blue jeans shorts, a white thong underneath, steel rimmed aviators, brown gladiator sandals, and gold hoop earrings. She carried an ice blue duffel bag. Weiss balked at the navel piercing that her mother had…along other signs of piercings.
"Damn Weiss's mom got it going on." Yang said.
"What are you doing here?" She asked her mother.
"Well, I was partying with these guys. Trying out some new things. A bit of blow…but nothing beats booze so far." Willow said getting her flask out. "But you killed all of them…a waste of good dicks."
Weiss got in the plane.
"Look, Willow. I can't tell you shit on why we're here. I can't say we're supposed to leave no witnesses." Weiss said starting the plane before flying it out.
"Technically, I didn't witness anything. All I found was a bunch of corpses." Willow said as Weiss rolled her eyes.
Weiss took off with the plane and Kon left in the helicopter.
"Guess we clear out." Yang said.
"I need a drink…and seeing that my group's gone and ditched…wanna join me and get plastered?" Willow asked.
"Tempting, but I can't. There's a big party going down tonight…and…"
"How big we talking?" Willow said cutting Yang off.
"It's on a yacht." Ruby said as Willow asked for more details with starry eyes. "XanTech's hosting"
"It's because of them I got 'rejuvenated' in some parts of my body." Willow said with a grin. "And you got the means to one of the potential parties that'll be a real showstopper. You allowed a +1?"
"Yeah, but I'm not going to…"
"100 Gs?" Willow offered taking the cash out from her pocket.
Yang snatched it.
"Hello, new apartment. You got a deal." Yang said.
"Good, you'll probably need to take my number and drop me someplace else to stay. I don't think I can stay where I was." Willow said as Yang led the way to her car.
"Let's clear out!" Blake said.
They would clear out. Weiss and Kon were having a conversation while in the air.
"Was it awkward seeing your mother again?" Kon asked her.
"Yes, considering she's…well, gone full hedonistic like my brother said. Not it matters…it's still better than the fucked up family dynamic back home. She's a grown adult able to make her choices, and it's not l have the moral high ground." Weiss remarked.
"That you don't." Kon remarked. "But at least you have both parents."
"Barely." Weiss thought.
She and Kon would arrive at LSIA with Weiss landing the plane inside the hangar where two agents were waiting for the plane. She left with Kon on the chopper as the team got a notification of the job being done.
|(BRWY) Mission Passed!|
Weiss found herself only getting $7,600 while the rest of the team got a little over double that. It was always a relief to hear the mission passed jingle. Kon left with Weiss on his helicopter. The Speedrun Squad would finish their mission.
|(Speedrun) Mission Passed!|
Jaune was grateful for Nora drawing more police attention which allowed the squad to stash the coke. Decent payday all around. The two teams conference called for a status upgrade.
"One of us is going to have to check on Bleiss, Estelle, and Nora." Marylin said before saying, "Not it!"
Everyone childishly scrambled to not be the last to say it only for unlucky one to be Ren.
"Screw all of you." Ren said before hanging up.
Powersliding a corner, he put his Ruiner through it's paces which his map got a blip. They had a new warehouse now, a medium sized one. Ren headed to Rancho ending up at said new warehouse, an old power station.
Estelle, Bleiss, and Nora were having a pizza inside as he walked in.
"So, I see you were busy." Ren remarked.
"Yeah, Bleiss and I got us a second warehouse. Sold off all the crates in the first one though." Nora said as Estelle was counting some money.
"Made a good haul on it though." Estelle remarked.
"Ok, well I'm going home." Ren said before leaving.
"You don't want to stick around for a bit?" Nora asked. "I…wanted your company. You've been distant lately."
Ren turned around and took a seat. He supposed that he could stay for a bit and learn exactly what insanity the three got into.
(A/N: Next GTR entry is the yacht party because I have built this up. I wanted to put it in this entry, but I realized I needed to split it in half.)