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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 20
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Buildup to the Contract DLC, Special guest stars from Our Anti-Hero Academia), Miles is RWBY Crossing!Jaune, RWBY Crossing crosses over. (Lemons)
(Welcome to Season 3!)
Tonight on Los Santos Stories, a party of vice…
Jaune was looking at himself in the mirror at the Motor Motel. He wanted to look his best for the party tonight. Ren, Taliana, Marylin, and Oscar opted not to come leaving Jaune, Estelle, Durand, and Nora to rep the Speedrun Squad.
Ivory had them all buy outfits to come to the party on her dime. He wore a black, double-breasted suit with golden buttons, a white tie, a long-sleeved yellow buttoned shirt, all black oxfords.
"Oi, Jaune? I picked this up." Estelle said coming out the closet. "What do you think?"
She was in a black mini-dress with a brown studded belt, her usual biker boots and jacket, black nail polish, red lipstick, fingerless gloves, De Khov sapphire stud earrings, and her bandana around her neck.
"Looking good." Jaune said as they left the motel. "We just have to worry about Nora…and Willow."
Yang had dropped off Willow at the motel for her to stay at. She had hit on him and Ren only to back off when she noticed they had girlfriends. At least Willow was not for persistent. Nora and Willow were in the parking lot. Willow went for a flashy a V-neck white dress with one of the sleeves and a half chest area in blue, a red sash, white low heeled ankle boots, and blue earring. Nora wore a short sleeveless orange midriff shirt with fishnet underneath, fishnet shorts with a short orange apron skirt over it, pink heels, painted nails, and electric blue lipstick.
"I am so pumped for this party. I am going to get wasted…and laid." Nora said excitedly.
"Same here, sister." Willow said. "Let's get wasted!"
It was a good thing, Marylin called them a helicopter for a ride.
[~GTR~]
Given Weiss decided not to come as to spend time with Kon and his friends, the rest of the team was getting ready at the Santa Maria Beach House.
"Yup, Ivory is definitely slutting us up." Bleiss said as they were looking in the mirror.
Bleiss was in a black sleeveless evening gown with red accents at the bottom. She wears a black and red sash held by a silver rope-like belt, red heels, and silver bracelets.
"If you got them, flaunt them." Yang said striking a pose.
She wore a long yellow gown, low cut in the back and hangs off chest loosely in the front. Sheer stocking adorned her muscled legs into black heels alongside a gold colored choker. Blake groaned at Yang's antics. Ivory had stuck her in a very short, black kimono with a design of a white streak pattern across the top and purple and gold flowers, and a pair of black sandals. Blake had a feeling Ivory got the dress customized to accentuate her behind.
"I actually like mine." Ruby said.
A black sleeveless, high-collared qipao dress with red trimmings and a red flame pattern on the left, tied with a maroon obi. Underneath, she has dark leg stockings and black and red high-heeled boots. A splash of makeup was on her face.
"Ok, team. Remember we need to ensure this meeting with the big boss goes well." Blake said applying black lipstick. "So put on your best smile and mingle."
"And anyone we get to sleeping with us is bound to give us some tips." Bleiss said playfully.
The four left for getting a taxi to fast travel them to the yacht club. They arrived to see Drake and Jiro arrive by motorcycle.
"Well, well, who's this pretty boy?" Bleiss purred out.
"Sorry, but I'm sticking with this lady tonight." Drake said putting an arm around Jiro.
"Oh come on, I go both ways." Bleiss said as Jiro's face reddened. "I can-"
"No thank you." Jiro said as several cars arrived.
Out came Lapis and her entourage with some of them being familiar to BRWY.
"Jaune? Pyrrha?!" Ruby said.
Miles balked as did Pyrrha. The ironic thing was Miles was wearing the same suit only with the colors reserved along with the addition of a fedora. He had Pyrrha's arm who was practically wearing her Beacon Dance dress.
"Not your Jaune. Please, call me Miles." Miles said.
"You must be Drake. Arashi Drake." Lapis said walking over to him. "Kristal Lapis, one of the CEOs of XanTech. It's a pleasure to meet you and do business with you."
"Of course. This is my date, Kyoka Jiro." Drake remarked.
Ivory arrived in a dress that would make Jessica Rabbit proud all in a shimmering white.
"Glad you all made it. I heard Jaune, Estelle, Willow, and Nora are on the way. You'll meet Yuki soon enough after the CEOs and investors have a bit of a meeting." Ivory said as Lapis nodded. "Could one of you stay behind for the others?"
"I'll do it." Ruby said.
Ivory nodded as the rest went ahead. Lapis's group (sans Miles and Pyrrha), Drake, and Jiro followed Lapis and Ivory to the meeting room leaving the rest to join the party. Ruby looked up to see the helicopter land to let off the four before going back into the sky.
"Jaune, you look good." Ruby said.
"Same." Jaune said. "But why do you look freaked out?"
"Because there's another you here, but the other universe…the one where Pyrrha is. And she's here too." Ruby said as they were walking to board the ship.
"Your ex is here?" Estelle said.
"Technically, we never dated." Jaune said as they boarded. "I literally learned of her feelings for me at the last possible minute being she died…I was kind of dense."
"Wait, is that her talking to you?" Estelle said pointing Miles and Pyrrha chatting.
"It's like seeing a ghost." Nora said. "But let's go get drunk to numb the pain."
"Amen to that!" Willow said as the two went to the bar.
"Is it weird I'm sort of content with this. At least there's a version of them that did succeed in getting together?" Jaune asked Estelle.
"Nah, you're just at peace with it." Estelle said. "Now let's go find some fun."
On Jaune's minimap and all the other 'protags' showed several activities they could do. Jaune decided to hit up the blackjack table. Yang shuffled to the dance floor with Bleiss to get her dance on which left Blake and Ruby alone.
"Hey…Red."
Ruby turned to see someone who to see Lamar.
"What it do, girl? Where your sister at?" Lamar asked.
"On the dance floor." Blake said as he turned his attention to her.
"Well aren't you fine as a motherfucker." Lamar said eyeing her up. "That eastern vibe all on lock. We can chill in the hot tub, heard this place got a jacuzzi. Even brought party favors, my organic weed."
Blake could have refused, but then she thought about it.
"Fuck it, let's go." Blake said taking his hand. "It's a party after all."
Blake wanted to get a load off and Ruby was on her own. She went into the lounge to see Tracey and Amanda chatting over finger food.
"Ruby?" Amanda said. "You look lovely."
"Thanks, where's Team SSSN?" Ruby asked.
"Guys night." Tracey said with a laugh. "So probably touring the strip clubs in the city while drinking. Dad's not with them…he's in a meeting with the others."
Ruby sat at the table with them before sighing.
"I need advice. Me and my teammates are meeting him….the boss tonight." Ruby said. "You've met him, before?"
"You referring to Yuki?" Amanda asked as Ruby nodded. "I have met him. He's shrewd, but he's sociable. He loves the ladies, and I'm sure you'll charm him."
"Or you could just offer to suck his cock." Tracey said bluntly as Amanda looked at him. "Hey, Dad told you to do it in therapy."
Amanda sputtered as Ruby just nodded before leaving for the bar to get a drink. Blake was in the midst of soaking in the jacuzzi taking a drag of the blunt Lamar gave her. She had worn her bikini under the dress…which was hanging on the railing.
"Ok, this is good stuff you got here. Maybe you can sell this…legally if you wanted." Blake said as Lamar learned back.
"'Ey girl, don't worry…I'm working out the details. Soon enough, I'll be the go-to for weed in this company." Lamar said before hearing his cell phone rang. "Shit, I got to take this."
He answered before hearing a voice he did not expect.
"Tanisha? I…wait? Yeah, Franklin's busy…yeah, I'm coming." Lamara said before getting out of the jacuzzi and hanging up. "Fuck. I have to deal with that. Hood looks out for their own."
"She in trouble?" Blake asked as Lamar was drying off and changing to dry clothes.
"Yeah, but nothing too deep. Hopefully, I can get back to the party." Lamar said. "Keep the weed. You look like you need it more than me."
"That I do." Blake said as he left. "But now I can fully en-"
Durand let out a low whistle as Blake rolled her eyes.
"Bossman's in a meet, and I wasn't ready to meet with the major players yet. Figured I'd peep around." Durand said.
"And get your dick wet." Blake said taking a puff.
Before he could say anything, up came Maria and Claude in swimwear with a bottle of wine.
"And I'm out of here." Durand said.
"Durand, try not to get into too much trouble out there and…" Maria said turning to Blake.
"I was just leaving." Blake said taking her weed with her as she got out.
Claude had that aura to him that put out fear to those who did not know him well. Claude smirked before gesturing to the now empty jacuzzi.
"Don't mind if I do, Fido." Maria teased.
[Cues: One + One - No Pressure (Deadmau5 Remix)]
On the dance floor, Yang and Bleiss were strutting their stuff. Thumping dance music from Liberty City's radio stations played as everyone on the dance floor was grooving to the beat. Yang got into the dance floor getting into the swing of things. Bleiss was chatting up the local guys. But while they were getting down on those thumping beats, Jaune was trying to make up for lost cash.
"Hit me." Jaune said as the dealer put another card down on Jaune's pile.
"That's 21. Looks like you're getting your money back." The dealer said. "With profit."
Jaune cashed out and was quick to shuffle out to the dance floor.
"Oi, Vomit Boy. You look like you've seen a ghost? This about Pyrrha?" Yang asked as Jaune started dancing to blend in.
"No. I just won at blackjack after a few losses. Never playing that again." Jaune said.
"You aren't all bothered about Pyrrha at all?" Yang asked.
"Not too much. I have a new girlfriend and I moved on. Besides there's a version of me happy with her, and I'm fine with it. Pyrrha's too good for this universe." Jaune said morosely.
Estelle would find them and join them on the drink floor.
[Music Ends]
Ruby stood on the deck of the stuff looking out before hearing footsteps.
"Miss Rose."
She turned to see a new face. He definitely was from Remnant, there was no doubt with the silver eye. His other eye was blue. Tall, dark, handsome, he towered over her wearing an ice blue collared silk shirt under a dark blue sports coat, black slacks, a gold rimmed sports watch, black wingtips, and a gold chain. The sport coat had a band tied around the right shoulder with two symbols, one of them being of XanTech.
"Ivory has been keeping me up to date on your progress." Yuki said as Ruby nervously chuckled. "I'm Yuki. Yuki Azure, the proud owner of the S.S. Gyumao and XanTech."
Ruby was nervous, but she remembered the goal was schmooze him.
"Color me impressed." Ruby said taking his hand. "And I want to let you know that me and the team appreciate all that you that done for us."
"Just doing what I can to aid my people among things. Besides, Team BRWY has proven to be a big investment. One I want to see grow." Yuki said before having a thoughtful look. "There is something I want to ask of you."
"Is he going to ask for a-"
Her thoughts were interrupted by Yuki saying an operation getting Ruby to pause.
"Next year, gunrunning operations are going to be viable and I want you to be charge on one on my and your group's behalf. You'd just gain notoriety with that agent you're working under before the end of the year for her to give you the go ahead. When that happens…contact Ronl." Yuki said before readying to leave. "Enjoy the par-"
"Wait, I want to ask for one thing. I really need some the means to a new place. Having another place to plan Heists would really be useful…on top of better living space." Ruby explained.
"Tell you what. I promised Kon I'd be joining his little hangout on Ronl's yacht, but I may be late. Go in my stead. Just have Kon text me that you showed up and I'll put a purchase in for a high-end place for you to get 'paid'. Your mini-map should show you where it is now, I'll have Serena alert the captain of your coming." Yuki said. "I trust you can just hijack a boat to head out to sea."
"Yeah, thank you." Ruby said before leaving.
She ran past Ivory who was watching.
"You going soft?" Ivory asked.
"I need her for the gunrunning operation. When she gets her own facility, she'll be far more willing to please. Knowing her, doing on a crate of ammunition would get her rocks off." Yuki said. "Besides, there's plenty of options."
"Well, I've let them know you're out and about." Ivory said. "Anyone you have in mind first?"
"Blake. May as well start with the leader." Yuki said sauntering ahead.
He found Blake on the side of the ship finishing a blunt before flicking it into the ocean. She turned to see him leaning on the railing.
"When I heard you took the reins of the team, I was rather impressed. You've shown you're made of leader material." Yuki said.
"So you're Mr. Ice?" Blake said.
"That's just the cover name. Those in the know, know it's Yuki Azure." Yuki said. "But I wanted to invite to the party to welcome you and check on my investments."
"Among other things…" Blake said as she caught his eye glancing her behind. "Did you order this for me?"
"Ivory actually. It has look good on and off you." Yuki said.
"Well…I do want to show you how some I appreciate you." Blake said taking his hand. "I assume you got a special cabin."
"That I do." Yuki said leading her. "I'll get blondie. I'm in the mood for two."
Yang got a buzz on her phone to come to a cabin on the ship and Blake was waiting for her. She'd come to see Yuki on a single sofa with Blake.
"Welcome, Yang. Close the door behind you…"
"Yang, this is Mr. Azure." Blake said as Yang's confused look turned to a playful one.
She closed the door and boldly sat on Yuki's lap.
"Mr. Azure, can I call you….Yuki, call me pleasantly surprised at your appearance." Yang said trailing a finger on his cheat. "But it'll make it easy for me to 'thank' you for what you've done for us. No offense."
"None taken." Yuki said squeezing one of her knockers with a hand. "I want you to enjoy this as much as I will. And don't worry about Ruby, I've seen her off to join Kon for a smaller party he's having. Weiss is with them."
Yang was surprised at that given it was not like she could really stop Yuki.
"That was nice of you." Yang remarked not knowing the whole reason.
"No problem. I want those working with me to be…happy to do so. Now Blake…why don't you get comfortable?" Yuki purred out.
"You got me the kimono just to do this…" Blake said letting the untied dress fall off her body. "But whether this will be worth it is up to you."
Yuki tossed Yang onto the bed before getting out of his clothes already up at attention.
"That's a ride and a half." Yang said shifting off her own dress. "At least there's only one of you."
Then he proceeded to multiply to three of him.
"Boys, give Yang the works. Blake, I'll handle myself." Yuki said as the two clones dragged Yang towards the bedroom leaving the two alone. "Worth it now, Belladonna?"
Blake was on her knees having pressed her nose to the side of his cock and then made her way down and along the length. Her nose trailed the underside until she got to the very base, where her nose could nestle between his cock and balls. It was a sharp scent. Yuki's hand gripped her hair he was savoring the moment. Memories of his time with his Blake flowed back as she worked her mouth on him. Blake, a bit high off on the weed, was enjoying herself. Her enhanced senses making him scent much stronger. With his hand on her, he thrusted, going further down her throat.
As for Yang, she was in the shower getting double teamed by the clones feverishly. Her manicured nails digging onto the one in the puss. The one in the back door had her by her wait, the two were using water manipulation to heighten her erogenous zones.
"Fucckk…." Yang moaned.
The clone smirked before going faster as the real Yuki kept hammering on quicker, fucking her face as hard as he could.
"Here's some cream, kitten!" Yuki said before groaning.
She gagged a bit as he held her in place to swallow the eruption of hot spunk all down her throat before pulling out to splatter her face with it.
"You're enjoying this way too much." Blake remarked.
"True, but you're soaking the floor." Yuki said.
Yang came out of the floor, the two clones having fizzled out. Plenty of spunk coming down her legs.
"Good timing…looks like my clones made a mess." Yuki said using telekinesis to place Blake on the bed on her back. "Yang, thanks for entertainments. It's a nice bonus, I can look into the memory of my clones. You're free to go, I think Blake would prefer it."
Yang kissed his neck before going for her dress to put back on.
"I do get a tip for tonight, don't I?" Yang asked.
"20 grand will be put into your account." Yuki said as his eyes glowed. "Now."
"Thanks, Yuki." Yang said before leaving.
Yuki was quick to get on top of Blake and thrust into her furiously. She was soaked making it a slip and slide for him. Blake had gripped his back instinctively, scratching his back (not that it left marks).
"A damn shame I can never get Kali." He thought. "But what you can other than roll with the punches."
Blake wanted him to climax quickly, mostly out of a desire to want to still enjoy the party. Yuki pinched her left nipple between his finger and thumb. He just rubbed it gently and watched from the corner of one eye as Blake's lower body rose off the mattress, feet planted down but hips in the air like she was forming a bridge. Her hips bucked up, thrusting as high as she could get them with her thighs spread wide apart. Yuki admired the Eastern beauty…firm but soft in all the right places.
"I'd rather you not take your time…" Blake squealed.
"Cumming already, kitten. Well that can't be helped…controlling water makes it real easy to get a girl wet and squirting." Yuki said.
"What the hell kind of semblance do you have?" Blake moaned out.
"I could be called a copycat, but it's far greater than that." Yuki said.
Her eyes rolled back. His dick was burning with his own aura, pulsing it straight into her pussy, slipping deeper and deeper. He'd only gotten halfway done when she came, shaking and squeezing around him. Blake was clever enough to know what this meant, holding him tighter.
"Tell me, Blake. How do you want it? In or out?" Yuki said.
"In." She grunted.
Too hot. Too tight. Shivering and shaking as she was, it was like he'd stuck his dick in a vibrating sex doll, except the real version. Every inch had her shaking and clenching down on him, so sensitive that she almost came again just from his first thrust. When he came to unload, she shook and rattled with ecstasy. She panted as he got off of her.
"Enjoyed yourself, Blake?" Yuki mused.
"That I did." Blake said.
"I wouldn't worry about the sperm. A bit of manipulation on my part and that load was all blank." Yuki said as he began to redress. "Do rest yourself up, I do have a party to host."
As he left, Blake lumbered over to the bathroom in need of a hot shower. As Yuki was heading to get another drink, his phone buzzed.
"She made it." He thought before wordlessly ensuring Ruby got a new high-end apartment.
Out from another cabin was Ivory.
"Hey Yuki, if you're looking for a piece of Bleiss or Nora's ass…they're a bit worn out." Ivory snarked.
"I actually had plenty tonight, myself." Yuki said as Ivory chuckled. "Yang and Blake tonight was a fine dish."
"Of course, you'd be happy about that." Kelly said walking up with Lapis.
"So that isn't a hickey on your neck? A bunch of them, Kelkel." Ivory said playfully as Kelly covered her hand.
"Well, I'd say this party is a concept." Yuki said as they took a drink off a server's platter. "To a successful summer!"
"Don't even dare toast without us!" Ronl said coming up with Fulani.
"Kanpai!" They said cheered as they clinked glasses.
"Aren't you a handsome one…"
The six turned to see a giggling Willow being escorted to one of the cabins by Durand.
~GTR~
Within another cabin, four people lay in bed all sweaty and exhausted.
"Two Jaunes at once…" Pyrrha said panting. "Best decision ever…"
"I agree…" Estelle said. "My ass is going to be sore for a few days."
"So Jaune, I…"
"Don't worry, Miles. I got it all out of my system. Honestly, I'm pretty much at peace with myself." Jaune remarked before hearing loud squeaking. "Though, whoever's going at it, next door could keep it the hell down."
"PUT SOME PUPPIES IN ME!"
The four were silent.
"…Isabelle always was a screamer." Miles said shaking his head.
(Current Stats)
Ruby - $170,742 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Knife, SNS Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Sawed-Off Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
(Current Tattoos - [Left Arm: Thorny Rose, Right Arm: Dragons])
Weiss - $1,141,345 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Revolver, Pump Shotgun, Micro SMG, SMG, M16, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Blake - $1,299,193 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, AP Pistol, SMG, Pump Shotgun, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Yang - $226,167 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Automatic 9mm, Heavy Revolver, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Assault Rifle, Special Carbine, Caliente Bombs
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: Making Money])
Bleiss - $793,408 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, Gold SMG, Machine Gun, Combat Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Carbine Rifle, Grenades
(Current Tattoos - [Torso: High Roller, Stomach: Hibiscus])
Marylin - $327,130 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom, Sabre Turbo Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Desert Eagle, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), SMG, Combat MG, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Sticky Bombs
(Current Tattoos - [Right Arm: Web])
Jaune - $145,650 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Pistol, Pistol. 50, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Micro-SMG, Machine Pistol, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Ren - $125,241 - [PV: Ruiner, PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Li Ren's Knife, Automatic 9mm, Pump Shotgun, Sawn-off Shotgun, Micro-SMG, Machine Pistol, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Nora - $1,217,285 - [PV: , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Fist, Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Automatic Shotgun (Explosive), Assault SMG, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - (None))
Oscar - $265,155 - [PV: Sabre Turbo Custom, PB: Hexer] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .44, Assault SMG, Combat MG, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails
(Current Tattoos - [Right Arm: Tribal Sun])
(A/N: I hope I did not disappoint. I will say this, that Our Anti-Hero Academia's next chapter (Comings and Goings Part 5) will actually cover what went down in the meeting, to which the chapter would be already out by this chapter's posting. Otherwise, I'll be giving Grand Theft RWBY a bit of a break (and by extension RWBYverse, maybe) to rest my RWBY writing craft. Thanks for all the support and look forward to more coming soon.)