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Ianto walked confidently to the handsome burgundy Harley and straddled it, removing his tie and jacket to fling back at the nearest man to catch, and then he started to slowly roll his cuffs. He kept the waistcoat on… of course.

Creeper looked around for support and found everyone staring at him like he had just shat himself on public or something. He got on a bright green one and turned it over, sitting back to feel the thrum and grin. Ianto pulled goggles from his waistcoat pocket and put them on. Ianto then looked over at him and called out "Let's see who can fucking ride!"

Ianto kicked his Harley over and took off within a second like it was one fluid movement. Creeper swore and he struggled to follow him. Ianto laughed as he leaned over the handlebars and with a loud whoop of glee he pulled on the throttle as hard as he could and the motorbike flew onto the BMX course. Ianto whooped as he went over the first jump, the man and his machine flying far more gracefully than you would expect with a huge bike and landed with the same grace.

Creeper followed Ianto hoping to look just as cool and he landed hard, grunting with shock as he felt his balls slamming up into his stomach. Ianto was long gone, gliding around the corners with the style of a Hollywood icon. More than one person raising their phone to film the display of ability.

Creeper wiped out on the third jump and lay there in total dismay as Ianto finished the course and then rode back like a victory lap. The foot that landed near his head, the kickstand then engaged and Ianto's soft voice made it worse "OK? Seems you can't ride either."

"How… how the hell…."

"I used to ride all the time before Walter came along. When I became a Tad I thought I needed to grow up a bit. I love speed though… if you ever want a rematch with the go-carts let me know. I hold the course record ya know" Ianto said happily, reaching down to pat Creeper on his raised knee.

Then he started the Harley and took off at speed, kicking back dirt and gravel on the prone man.

No one tell Ianto want he can and can't do.

Not on HIS dirt!