Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
School.
Apparently, this world had a different and more age based school standard for kids and teens to go to schools.
Rias and Akeno who were almost 18, were Third Years.
Yuuto, who was 17, was a Second Year.
Finally, a year younger than Yuuto was Koneko, who at 16 was a First Year. (Koneko is very stated to be 15, that is a fan guess)
Gasper's body was 16, which Naruto did not know for a fact, but he suspected Gasper was on the young side... it was highly disappointing to him to know that Gasper was a middling teen and not a younger teen. That meant his body wouldn't grow nearly as much as he would like in the future, but he could deal with it.
"How... how did you get these high scores?" Rias asked Naruto, since she only ever saw him train. He never studied or did anything but train, yet when she gave him a Mock Test to enter Kuoh Academy with the rest of them, he not only aced all of the questions, but he did so very impressively.
Mathmatics: 100 - A
Japanese: 100 - A
Social Studies: 100 - A
Science: 87 - B
English: 76 - C
He had scored the primary subjects with scores that were better than her own, despite how goofy he seemed he could be, his academic studies seemed to be above that of a teenager.
"Uh... I was literally a diplomatic military leader, and I led my country into greatest period of technological, social, and cultural growth." Naruto wasn't super book smart, but if it was just high school level stuff, then he wouldn't even struggle after all of the work he had to do when ruling a country. Science was a bit more of a problem once you got passed the basics, but there were enough basics in the test that he was able to pass it without too much trouble.
He picked up English when he walked around Europe, that was about it, and history was just something you needed.
"You should join me as a third year then."
"Nah, 1st year will work fine... less work to do, more time to train." Naruto figured if he was going to have to go to school, then going to the easiest grade for him would be best. He didn't imagine he would struggle too much with any grade, but at least if he went for the first year position, he would be able to coast through school on the knowedge he already had, and then just kind of spend as little time focusing on academics as possible.
Rias didn't see a flaw in this.
She wanted her peerage to get good grades, but if this mock test was any indicator, then she knew he wasn't going to have trouble. Good education was one of the ways that helped you pass promotion tests to raise your devil rank. As it stood, on an education standard, he was already in the ballpark of her high class brethren. All he would need to know to pass a promotion exam on knowledge, would be devil culture's history.
-Months Later-
"... Seems decent..." Naruto inspected a Shadow Blade that he created. It was durable enough to use in a fight, but wasn't all that sharp either. He had upped his training on manipulating shadows, and had been working on transforming parts of his body into animals. Bats seemed the easiest thing to transform parts into.
He was getting the hang of these vampire abilities at least, but shadow controlling was the one he wanted to work on the most. It was the single ability that took the greatest magic power control, which was what he needed most.
"Why make a sword?"
"Well, I'm pretty good with them overall. I'm not Sasuke or Tenten, but I'm competent with most weapons, and swords are useful for offense and defense." Naruto explained to Gasper. He preferred to use his fists or ninjutsu, and while he had no talent for genjutsu, he made sure to learn to notice them and dispell them. When it came to fighting as a ninja, he had no true weakness, or one area that he specifically put all of his training effort into.
One could say he was a Taijutsu/Ninjutsu specialist, but that was only half true, since it was more akin to the fact that he just outclassed those around him. He didn't specialize in anything, but was talented in putting what he did know to good use.
"Hmmmm... I guess I should start making my own Pervy Magic." Naruto hummed in thought.
Gasper looked at him.
"Why?"
"Perverted Techniques are the most useful, because they are the least expected. Take your opponent by surprise for even a single second, and you have an advantage. I once saved the world using pervy techniques." Naruto grinned as he remembered the feeling of punching a goddess after tricking her.
"Wow... is it okay to be skipping class for this?" Gasper asked as Naruto dropped the sword. It vanished into their shadow, but Gasper could feel it still existed. There was a very pregnant moment of silence as Naruto tried to think of a way to make a perverted technique, before a light lit up in his eyes.
He ran his hand along a tree.
"Akeno said that the way to use magic is my turning raw magic into something with imagination... so... if I have a mental image and enough control, I should be able to do this." Naruto stated as he kept up a strong mental image, and he created a small enough of sparks between his fingers. They were barely even noticable.
"Ah, there you are."
"Ah, just in time, can I test this technique out on you?" Naruto asked Rias when she approached him. She just raised an eyebrow.
"You skipped school today."
"I was training... can I test this technique out on you... it won't kill you." Naruto promised her, since he wanted her express permission. She looked at his hand, and saw the electric fields between his fingers. She looked at them seriously, as if considering saying yes.
"What does it do?"
"Scrambles electrical signals in the body... I want to test to make sure I got it right though." Naruto tapped Rias on the arm.
"OW!"
Static shock.
Rias dropped to her knees, unable to control her body properly. Naruto looked at her, but when she tried to move her jaw to talk, all that ended up happening was the fingers on her left hand moving around instead. She tried to move her arms to stand up, but her toes flexed instead, and her facial muscles twitched.
'My body isn't obeying me at all... no... it is obeying me... but the signals are confused.' Rias realized as she tried to move everything.
Nope.
"Dang... I wanted to scramble your Pleasure and Pain signals, heighten pleasure and dull pain." Naruto could see that his mental image had been only halfway strong enough.
He was basing the technique on Tsunade's Body Pathway Derangement, but since that was what he was basing the technique on, and what he was using as a mental reference, he had got that effect instead of the effect he had been going for. It was a medical technique from his world, but it seemed even easier to recreate with magic than through the process of studying medicine. Well, he knew how the human body worked pretty well anyway.
"What happened to her?" Gasper asked with concern.
"She'll be fine, her body's signals are all scrambled... it will wear off after a little bit, or she can relearn her body's movements." Naruto explained as he took his hand and touched it to himself, scrambling his own body's signals as well. Rias looked at him, and she saw him moving his body around as he experimented with what parts of his body did what.
He stood back up after a small amount of time, showing that he had relearned how his body worked.
"Wow!"
"It isn't that hard... as a ninja, you have to quickly learn how to transform. When you transform, you need to learn to move your body to match your new form. Relearning your body isn't as hard as learning an entirely new form." Naruto created more sparks between his fingers and touched Rias. She was able to move things correctly again, and she stood up, dusting herself off. "... with chakra techniques, you needed knowledge and practice... seems with magic, you need imagination and knowledge... might be why I'm struggling a bit... the concept of it, and the way it feels is different." Naruto mumbled to himself.
Chakra techniques started with the knowledge of what you wanted and how the chakra would need to act to make it happen.
Then it came to the ability to follow through.
Finally you needed practice to utilize it.
Magic seemed to start with not knowledge, but imagination.
It needed a strong and stable mental image to follow through.
FInally, you needed to practice keeping a consistent mental image.
"So... this was based off a... different technique... scary?" Rias asked.
The ability to touch your enemy, and rob them of the ability to properly control their body was a terrifying ability.
"Scary... any skilled ninja would be able to figure out how to fix themselves up pretty quickly, and if you have teammates to cover you, it isn't TOO threatening." Naruto didn't see it as such. It could be dangerous if you were alone, but it lacked the shock factor that a distraction had. There were able techniques that could be used without full control of your body.
Rias didn't see it that way.
It might seem like a simple think to Naruto, but it was a devastating technique that could turn the flow of battle completely.
'... Experience... he has lived a life where he has truly experienced the battlefield. He has seen so many different techniques. He just casually created a technique that could cripple hand to hand fighters.' Rias didn't even know where to begin trying to replicate the technique he made. Her imagination wasn't strong enough for her to imagine how the technique would or should work. It only worked for Naruto, because his strong mental image came with his own experiences.
She wondered what other treasure troves of experience could he provide for her.
"... Okay, instead of thinking about Granny's technique as a base... I'll imagine JUST the effects, and how I want the effect to work, and I will avoid thinking of anything else." Naruto focused all of his imagination on the technique itself. Sparks showed around his fingers again, and this time he touched her on the arm.
Rias felt a pleasurable tingle on her arm that spread up about 6 inches, and she shivered when she felt a small breeze go over her arm. It was a pleasurable feeling that was almost distracting in nature.
Naruto sighed.
"... As far as perverted techniques go... not flashy enough. It's gotta be something shocking... that really packs a punch. Pack a punch..." Naruto paced back and forth.
Ignoring Rias, but she didn't mind. She just sat down and decided to shut up, and see how his thought process was going to end. This was both amusing, and she could see it was being educational.
Naruto hummed.
He formed his hands into a heart shape, and Rias watched as magical power gathered between the heart shaped gap in his hands.
"Fem-Beam!"
Naruto shot a beam of magic power out of the heart shape, and it struck a boulder. Rias watched as the boulder glowed, before it changed shape.
It became a boulder... shaped like a beautiful, petite, girl.
Penis.
"Hahahahahaha. Fem-Beam, like Femboy... The idea struck me... Gasper looks like a girl, despite being a boy."
"Hey... WE look like a girl."
"Exactly, which inspired this technique... shoot somebody with this beam, turn them into a trap." Naruto spoke with Gasper and ignored Rias. Since the boulder was not a living object, it just took the shape.
Rias palmed her face.
"That won't work well against a living thing."
"No, but it is a GREAT scare tactic to distract them... also, look at this... I can bet you money that some degenerate would love to buy this boulder..." Naruto looked at the boulder again. "... and spend a ton of money. Smooth out the edges... give it a paint job, and put a cute outfit on it, and it will just be a life size figurine." Naruto explained.
Rias didn't say a word.
'... I would buy that.' Rias mentally admitted.
Naruto was on the goofy side, but it would appear that his experiences in life had given him a very powerful imagination, and a huge pool of techniques that he could take inspiration from.
"Speaking of cute clothes... we should wear them."
"Gasper... why would we wear girl's clothes. The only reason we would want to do that is to take advantage of our cuteness to confuse people, or get girls to drag us into the women's dressing room." Naruto stopped and seriously consider it.
Second life.
He was never going to the afterlife to be with Hinata, so he might as well try and find a woman to be with in this life. Also, he had been loyal to Hinata in his first life AND in his afterlife, so this was his chance to make a new life for himself. If he allowed his attachments to his old life to dictate how he lived his new one, he would be disgracing his old life by letting it control him.
"So..."
"Pros: We look cute, girls will adore us, we can prank people... Cons: Dressing like a girl is a little weird, not very manly... and skirts don't go well with boxers."
"Panties are an option."
"Zip it Rias, this is between me and Gasper." Naruto raised a hand to stop Rias from speaking in this private conversation. He sat down as Gasper's form came off the ground and sat in front of him. Rias had an extremely biased opinion.
Rias loved cute stuff, so she was biased.
"I want to see you wear cute clothes though." Gasper complained. "... we look cute in cute clothes, and I'm in our shadow... at least give me something cute to look at." Gasper moved around and complained.
Naruto hummed, and felt some guilt.
He would consider that.
He wanted to make Gasper happy too after all.
Chapter End!
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