"SO FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" Hinata shouted to all.
Konohamaru jumped up and pointed at Sakura.
"IT WAS HER!! THAT PINK BANSHEE BITCH DID IT!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!" Sakura shouted in retaliation."AND WHY WOULD I WANNA STEAL ANYTHING?!"
"Everyone knows you don't like Naruto, so you frame him by painting Rock Lee's suit orange." Konohamaru explained.
"You failed to notice one minor detail Kono." Sakura said.
"What?"
"I DON'T HAVE A F**KIN PAINT BRUSH!!"
"........Touche." Konohamaru said.
"Everyone shut up!" Naruto said."This is our case!! So nobody move!" Naruto said again.
"Right! So as far as we know you are all suspects!" Hinata added still standing on the table.
Naruto turned and glared at Sasuke.
"What?" Sasuke said.
"Where were you the night of the Ninja Banquet?!"
"Dobe....It's still day time....and I'm right here."
"SO!!! ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Okay I'll play along..... I was at the banquet."
"Doing what at the banquet?!"
"Eating......"
"So It's true you are the theif?!"
"What, no You didn't even ask me-"
"Admit it!"
"You're not making any-"
"ADMIT IT!!"
"Naruto what makes you think I'm the thief?"
"Simple my dear watson." Naruto pulled out a tobacco pipe from seemingly nowhere and puffed on it.
"You hated Kakashi's closet pervertedness so you snatched his book."
"MY PRECIOUS BOOOOOOOK!!!" Kakashi screamed.
"Then for not being able to finish your match agaisnt Gaara at the Chuunin exams you felt unnjustified and when you attacked the meeting of the 5 kage's and basically man handled all of them you felt unjustified aswell. So you justified yourself by taking his guord. THEN to add insult to injury you erased Kankurou's make-up."
"War paint."
"MY PRECIOUS BOOOOOOOK!!!" Kakashi screamed.
"Whatever.... after that, just because you can't understand Shino and he would have probably noticed you doing the stealing ,you took his sunglasses....Hey what do Shino's eyes look like?"
All heads turn torward Shino....who had his arm covering his eyes."Not a chance."
Naruto turned back to Sasuke.
"And then thats when you replaced Lee's green jumpsuit with an orange one."
"Naruto." Sasuke began."How the hell does your mind work? More importantly how would I undress Lee without him knowing?"
"Simple my dear watson." Hinata added. "Lee, secretly is attracted to Neji and has day dreams about Neji ripping his clothes off and doing...unyouthful things." Hinata shuddered at that thought.
The whole ballroom went quiet.
Neji gasped.
Tenten gasped....and had a nose bleed. Probabaly thinking about Neji and Lee.....
"Is this true Lee?" Neji asked scared out of his mind to find out that his best friend was crushing on him.
Lee was scared youthless.....His secret was out.... oh well
"Um....er....uh..Yes!"
O_o
Neji gasped and choked then coughed then fell unconscious from shock. His head landed on the table with a loud thud.
"Whoa Lee......" Kiba said.
"So you're not attracted to me?" Sakura asked.
"Neji deserves better than you Tenten." Lee said." I mean for crying out loud your father's name is NINE-NINE."
"Lee you don't have a father though." Sakura added.
Tenten could not believe her ears.....Is Lee serious.
"Lee what the hell?! Since when are you gay?" Tenten said
"Simple my dear watson." Naruto said puffing on his pipe.
"WHO THE HELL IS WATSON?!?!" Iruka shouted from the other table.
"MY PRECIOUS BOOOOOOOK!!!" Kakashi screamed.
Naruto smirked."Since Lee told me about that one night stand with Sai."
The whole room gasped.
Sai just smiled.
"This is some sick shit." Shikamaru said.
"Ditto." Temari added.
"But enough about that. BACK TO SASUKE!!" Naruto shouted.
"Naruto it waasn't me."
"Prove it."
"You would have noticed me move since you were sitting next to me."
".........touche."
"This is getting us nowhere." Hinata said sighing.
"The ninja with the biggest group of peers to cover for them would be a prime suspect." Naruto said to Hinata.
"But who has the biggest posse?" Hinata asked.(pronounced Pah-see for those who don't know).
"Don't know."
"I'll find out." Hinata said as she stomped her foot on the table again and pointed.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SORRY PATHETIC EXCUESES FOR A NINJA HAS THE WIDEST POSSE?!"
Ino stood up.
Naruto slapped his forehead with his palm.
"No Ino, She said POSSE." Naruto said.
Ino blushed and looked embarrassed.
"O-oh....s-sorry I- I thought....never mind." Ino quickly sat back down.
Naruto thought long and hard.
"Okay our next suspect has to be someone we would never dare suspect. Someone who you would think would never steal."
He pointed at Lee.
"ROCK GAY LEE! YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!!"
Lee gasped and fainted much like Neji.
Please review please...lol
Also....Did anyone get the POSSE joke? If you didn't Ino thought Hinata said "PUSSY"