Rock Lee gasped then fainted much like Neji.
"NO NO!! WAKE YO NOT SO SERET GAY ASS UP!!" Hinata screamed walking across the table torward Lee.
Naruto appeared in behind the unconscious body of Rock Lee and yelled.
"NEJI IS BUTT NAKED ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!"
Rock Lee shot up straighter then Jaraiya when Tsunade is around..(lol).
"WHERE!!!!!????!"
He looked to see Neji still unconscious.....and fully clothed.
"Damn."
"THATS RIGHT!!!! NOW WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA BANQUET?!??!" Naruto said.
"Dobe it's still day time."
"SHUDDUP SASUKE!"
"I-I DON'T KNOW!!!" Rock Lee yelled.
"Lee calm down." Tenten said" You're right here."
"Ok...I'm here."
"DOING WHAT??!" Naruto asked again
"N-nothing....."
"TRYING TO SEDUCE NEJI!?!? HUH?"
"OKAY IT"S TRUE!!!!"
"SO YOU'RE THE THEIF?!?!"
"NO!"
"ADMIT IT!"
"I'M NOT TH-"
"ADMIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto dragged out.
"How in the world is lee the theif?" Ino asked.
"Simple my dear Watson." Hinata said puffing on a tobacco pipe she pulled from god knows where..or Kami.
"Rock Lee is gay so he hated Kakashi's Icha Icha books."
"MY PRECIOUS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Then in the match against Gaara in the Chuunin exams Gaara literally crushed you and you wanted revenge on him so you took his sand gourd. The because you didn't like Kankurou's make up-"
"War paint." Kankurou corrected.
"You wiped it off and because you think Shino's eyes are beautiful behind those glasses, you took them. When you wanted the blame off of you you wiped your own jump suit orange." Hinata finished.
"............That makes so much sense." Shikamaru said.
"Lee would not dare take my gourd." Gaara said.
Lee looked at Gaara with a strange look.
"How do you know?" Naruto asked.
Lee stood up.
"No Gaara-kun! They don't deserve to know anything."
"No Lee.....it's time we came out of the weapon's closet."
All eyes fell on Gaara.
"Lee and I ....... are having an affair."
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"Weapons closet?" Tenten said.
Everybody was absolutely floored by this.
Matsuri was horrified.
"Gaa-kun? say it aint so."
"It is so."
"I knew it!" Matsuri screamed."I thought what we had was special!!!! but I guess not....Thats why I had to be cautious."
She got up and walked over to Shikamaru.
"I've been having a secret affair with Konoha's notorious shadow user."
She kissed Shika on the lips passionately.
The room gasped.
"What the hell is going in the world?" Kiba said.
Shizune fell on her butt.
Temari saw red.
"SO IT'S LIKE THAT SHIKA?!?!?!?!"
"WAIT Temari I can explain-"
Temari wasn't listening as she decked him knocking him out cold.
"M-matsuri!? How could you?" Gaara said.
"HOW COULD I?!?!YOU'RE FUCKING ROCK FUCKING-GAY LEE!!!!!"
"WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC!!" Naruto screamed.
"Right!" Hinata confirmed." So Lee is ruled out."
"Who ever did it must be an exceptionally cunning ninja." Naruto said.
"Right someone who is smart but doesn't want anyone to know." Hinata added.
They both glared at Shikamaru.
"SHIKAMARU!!"
"Oh f**k"
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