"OH F**K!" Shikamaru miraculously woke up after hearing his name.
Naruto jumped right in his face.
"WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE BANQUET?!"
"Dobe it's still day time......do you have A.D.D or something?"
"SHUDDUP SASUKE!!"
"Trouble-some, I was here at the banquet....with everyone else."
"DOING WHAT?!" Nartuo screamed.
"Sleeping.....eating......saying stuff was troublesome....."
"SO YOU'RE THE THIEF??!?!"
"No Naruto I'm not."
"ADMIT IT!"
"I'm not-"
"ADMIIIIIT IIIITT!!!!!!!!!"
"*sigh* What makes you think that I'm the theif?"
"Simple my dear watson." Hinata said as she shushined right next to Naruto and in front of the sitting Shikamaru.
Hinata took two puffs of that retarded pipe that she gets from nowhere then began to speak.
"Your Sensei , Asuma had an affair with mine, Kurenai-sensei and Kurenai-sensei thinks Kakashi's books are derrogatory torwards women, so you felt obligated to eliminate The Icha Icha."
"MY PRECIOUS BOOOOOKS!!!" Kakashi was slowly loosing his mind evey time his book was mentioned.
"Then when Gaara tried to Kill Lee in the hospital room and you and Naruto saved him, you still held a grudge against Gaara for attacking a leaf shinobi. As for Shino you wanted to see what his eyes looked like"
Gaara smiled at Lee.
"I'm so glad I didn't kill you back then, Youthful-kun." Gaara said affectionately.
"That doesn't stop you in the bedroom though." Sai said actually speaking for the first time.
O_o
"What the hell? Did you sleep with Sai Gaara?" Lee asked.
Gaara looked mortified.'Damn damn damn damn.....how I wish I was my old self....everyone would be dead now.'
"WHAT THE F**K GAARA?!?!? HOW MANY GUYS DID YOU F**K WHILE YOU WERE WITH ME?!" Matsuri screamed.
"I can honestly say I didn't use to sleep with Sai." Gaara said.
Lee sighed in relief.
"....Because I still do."
O_o
Lee gasped and could not breathe anymore.....it was like he was suffocating...from shock.
Matsuri couldn't believe it. Her boyfriend was seeing to guys!! TWO!!!
Sai just sat there grinning his usual grin.
"This is sooooo dam Troublesome." Shikamaru said.
Ino couldn't believe her ears.....she had a crush on sai....but not anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE ROOKIE 12?!" Konohamaru screamed.
Moegi nodded in agreement.
Neji was still knocked out.
Nobody noticed Chouji taking everyone's plate.
"STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC!!" Hinata yelled randomly.
"Naruto." Shikamaru said." I didn't do it."
"WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?!"
"Because when the lights went off I went to sleep."
"It's true....I can vouch for him." Kiba said.
"Damn...this is getting to weird......" Hinata said.
"I know Hina." Naruto said. "The next suspect needs to have clear motive. Someone who needs a reason to do all of these things."
"Yea someone who would be the last person to suspect...."
Naruto and Hinata both pointed at someone and spoke in unison.
"TSUNADE/BAA-CHAN YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!!"
".....I'm gonna need alot more Sake to get through the next chapter."
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