"TSUNDADE/BAACHAN!!! YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!"
"I'm gonna need alot more Sake to get through this." Said the fifth Hokage.
Naruto appeared on stage in front of Tsunade, Shizune, Koharu and Homura via Hiraishin in a flash of yellow light. (Yes he can do that now).
"WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA BANQUET!!??"
"Dobe....I don't know how many times I have to tell you.....it's still Daytime.....Are your parents related or something?" Sasuke called out.
"You know Naruto, I bet alot of fans out there want me to hit you right now." Tsunade said
Naruto froze with fear.
"But I'm not gonna hit you."
Naruto relaxed.
"Thanks Baachan......NOW ANSWER THE F**KIN QUESTION!!!!!"
Tsunade twitched.
"I was at the banquet...and still am."
"DOING WHAT!?!?!?!"
"Trying not to beat you into the ground."
".........."
Hinata appeared via Shushin next to Naruto.
"Naruto maybe you should let me interrogate her....I'm the smarter one." She said to her crush.
"Fine Hinata......" Naruto pouted.
"Thanks...okay where were you? Ah yes.....ANSWER THE F**KIN QUESTION!!!"
"Pass that." Tsunade said.
"DOING WHAT?!?!" Hinata shouted.
"Getting drunk off my ass."
"SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE THE THIEF?!?!"
"What? I didn-"
"ADMIT IT!!!!" Naruto joined back in.
"I can't-"
"ADMIIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIITTTTT YOU SAGGY OLD WHORE!!!!!!"
THWACK!!!
Hinata found her self crushed into the wall way on the other side of the ball room.
"Lady Tsunade!!!!" Shizune screeched.
Hinata coughed and had Anime swirls in her eyes as she was stoll embedded in the wall.
"I-I didn't think she would hit anyone else but Naruto...S-stupid Stereotypes..." Hinata said as she fell and collapsed on the floor.
"Hinata!" Naruto said.
Tsunade was still in punching position.
"Why do you think I'm the theif?" Tsunade said as she looked at Naruto.
"It's simple my dear Watson." Naruto said fidgeting with BOTH his monicles...and puffing on that damn pipe that even the author can't explain where he got it from.
"You hated Jaraiya's Pervertedness with a passion so it's only natural to hate Kakashi-sensei's books." Naruto stated.
"MY PRECIOUS BOOKS!!!!" Kakashi fell on the floor and started to stop drop and roll.
"Anywho......As for Gaara, after he crushed Lee's arm and leg in the Chuunin exams you found it very difficult to fix Lee's body, So you swore vengeance against Gaara for making you work so hard. As for Kankurou, you heard that he was close with Lady Chiyo and during the second Great Shinobi war You and she battled with powerful medicine type jutsu things and you began to hate her.....so you wipe his-"
"War paint." Kankurou added before Naruto could finish.
".......Make up off."
"Damnit Naruto...."
"As for Shino....you just don't like high collars and shades..."
"IT'S TRUE!!!" Tsunade bawled.
"Lee had so many bone fragments........Chiyo had so many ways to make poisons.......Kankurou had so much make up.........but I didn't do it."
Gasped could be heard through out the room.
"WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE YOU!?!?!" Naruto screamed.
"Because as much as I hated Kakashi's books....I didn't take them."
"Why?"
Kakashi stood up from his rolling and shouted.
"Tsunade-sama You don't have to explain yourself....I believe you."
"No Kaka-kun...it's time we let Pet tora out of the bag..."
"......"
"..Kaka-kun? Isn't that spanish? She called Kakashi-sensei Shit-kun...." Sasuke said.
"Kakashi Hatake and I.....are secretly Seeing each other."
O_o
The whole room went quiet....until-
SMACK!!!
Kakashi found himself nursing his cheek.
"YOU SICK BASTARD!" Kurenai screamed.
"Nai-chan I can explain!"
"WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY TO ME AFTER THAT?!?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!"
O_o
"Wait wait await....Since when is Kurenai seeing Kakashi?" Kiba asked.
SMACK!!
Kakashi found himself yet again nursing his cheek. He looked over to the side of him...
"SO THAT'S HOW IT IS HUH??!!?" One Anko Mitarashi said.
The crowd ws absolutely floored by this.
"Kakashi-sensei........WAIT A GO DOG!!" Gai said shocking everyone in the room ....again....by his lack of the word youthful.
"SO YOU WERE SEEING ANKO TOO?!" Tsunade said.
"Wait wait.....I thought that it was over between us Anko?" Kakashi said.
"Why would you say that?"
"Because after you told me you loved me and our one night of Icha passion you said you just wanted to be friends. And thats why when we hung out after that I wasn't flirting with you anymore."
"Now I understand why you haven't touched me in a while.....I thought you just were'nt one for public affection. But I don't remember anyone night of passion though?"
"Wow Kakashi-sensei.....you must have been incredibly bad." Tenten said.
"SHUT UP WHORE-WHORE!" Lee shouted.
"You're just mad cuz I have Neji and you don't."
Lee sulked.
Neji was still pretty much unconscious.
"Actually Kakashi-sensei was not bad at all."
All heads in the room turned to the voice that said this.
"SAI?!" Naruto said.
"OH DEAR GOD!" Kakashi said."Sai....what are you saying?"
SAi smiled. "That one night of Passion that you had with Anko....was actually me in henge. You see after Anko told you she loved you she got all embarrassed and left when she excused her self to the restroom. I was there at the restaurant y'all were at. I felt bad for Anko so I helped.....I henged my self and .......Rocked your world so to speak."
At this point everyone's jaw was on the ground. Hinata recovered only to find her jaw also on the ground.
"Whoa whoa whoa........So you mean I......with......and..........mouth............hair....screamed........Anbu sword?" Kakashi couldn't fully express what he wanted.
"HOLD THE HELL ON!!!! WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC!!! Naruto shouted.
Hinata recovered her jaw and walked torward Naruto.
"Okay Ruto."
Naruto blushed at the nick name.
"If Tsunade didn't do it.......who did?" Hinata asked as she was now besides him looking back out at the crowd from the stage.
"I'll put all my money and ramen on Sai...If it's not Sai then you STILL can't have the ramen."
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