"SAI!!!" Naruto screamed and hopped off stage.
"WE KNOW YOU DID IT!!!" Hinata screamed activating her Byakugan.
Sai stood up and bolted through the academy doors with god-like speed.
"QUICK AFTER HIM NARUTO!!!" Hinata shouted.
"How do you know he doesn't have to pee?"
"......Naruto this might be the only time I say this in my life but........If you don't run after that sick sick bastard, then I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD, YOU WON'T REMEMBER WHAT RAMEN IS!!" Hinata shouted.
Naruto Hiraishined outta there. Hinata dashed through the doors as welll
"...........There gone..." Sasuke said.
"I have a feeling Sai didn't do it..." Shikamaru said....Oh how right he was....
Naruto and Hinata were running after Sai.
"SAI SLOW DOWN!!!! MY MONICLES ARE FALLING OFF!!!" Naruto yelled.
"NO!" Sai shouted and jumped to a random rooftop and began ninja dashing across other ones.
"Damn him.....gay people are fast!" Naruto said. Soon the NaruHina detective agency took to the roofs aswell.
"Sai Stop running!" Hinata yelled
"NEVER!!!"
"This will stop him! Kage-buushin no jutsu!!" Naruto yelled. In a puff of smoke 10 more suit wearing, 2 monicle having Naruto's showed up.
Mean while......
"....So who did do it?" Shikamaru asked.
"I think it was Moegi." Hanabi said.
"LISTEN YOU HYUUGA WHORE, JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE KONOHAMARU DOESN'T MEAN I'LL JUST STEP OUT THE WAY!!" Moegi shouted.
"How dare you talk to me that way?! I'm a Hyuuga.!The clan with the best Doujuttsu in the world!"
"Er....Sorry to disappoint you Hanabi...but my doujutsu is the best in the world.....only second to the Rinnegan." Sasuke added.
Hiashi glared from the Clan head table.
"The sharingan pales in comparison to the Byakugan's vision Sasuke." Hanabi said smirking while activating her bloodline limit.
Sasuke scoffed."Please Hanabi, Your weak little Eye can't even begin to see past my Sharingan. Let alone my Mangekyou Sharingan...or the double Mangekyou Sharingan, and don't even get me started on what Madara taught me about even higher levels of it."
Hiashi and the Hyuuga elders stood straight up angrier than you could imagine.
"That's it brat....You're time alive is over."Hiashi said activating his Byakugan.
Sasuke smirked evilly
Sai was trapped in an alley way.
"Alright(pant) Sai, We got you." Naruto said out-of-breath-like.
"Yeah so don't try any funny business." Hinata said
"So tell us Sai... Why did you do it?" Naruto asked
"Do what?" Sai asked.
Naruto twitched.
"STEAL THE DAMN STUFF!!!" Naruto screamed.
"I didn't steal the stuff."
"......."
"........"
"........So why the hell did run away?" Hinata asked.
"Because I thought Naruto was trying to rape me." Sai said.
"And again I ask you, if you thought that, then why were you running?" Hinata said.
"Wait Wait wait so you had us running around town, jumping over shit, dodging stuff and using chakra because you felt like it?" Naruto said.
"YERP!" Sai said.
"You are so going to die." Naruto said going into Kyuubi mode minus the tails...so his face just changed.
Sai smiled and took out his note pad and chakra pen.
"Naruto, you know animals aren't the only thing that I can draw right?"
"Your point?"
Sai suddenly drew Naruto. So a Sai's drawing version of Naruto stood before them.
"Ha!! You think I can't beat myself? I'll kick my ass!!! believe it!!" Naruto proclaimed
Suddenly Sai drew Sasuke.
"I'll take on the bitch." Hinata said.
"Thats flattering Hinata but I won't be fighting you." Sai said.
The Naruto and Sasuke Sai drew faced each other.
"What are thery doing?" asked Naruto asked.
"Time for a jutsu that's forbidden in all the author's stories.
The drawn Naruto and Sasuke ripped their clothes off.
"Saaaaaiiiiiii......." Naruto said worried.
Sai smirked."Yaoi no jutsu."
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Part1 of two.....reviews would be appreciated lol