Sai smirked. "Yaoi no Jutsu."

O_o

an hour later.......................

Naruto's arms were slung across Hinata's and Sai's shoulders as they carried him back to the academy building. He had to be carried because of Sai's super quadriple S ranked forbidden Jutsu.

"S-s-so....m-m-much......i-i-i-in that tiny little hole........S-sai....I truly underestimated you.." Naruto stuttered out.

Hinata was a whole different aspect. She had hearts in both of her eyes and blood coming from both of her nostrils.....She was completely in love with that new Jutsu.

"Sai you do realize this is the last time I'll let you touch Naruto-kun right?" Hinata said.

"This is all the time I need."

Naruto paled.

"Look we're almost there." Hinata pointed at the up coming academy building.

"If only I had a little more time with Naruto-chan....*sigh*" Sai said sighing.

Naruto suddenly felt better and hopped off of their shoulders.

"I'm fine now!!!!" Naruto screamed hysterically.

They finally were at the buildings front door.

"So if SAi didn't do it then who did?" Naruto wondered.

"This is a very interesting mystery." Hinata said.

"If it helps any I heard some snickering across from me when the lights went out." Sai said.

"......."

"......."

"AND NOW YOU TELL US!!?!" Hinata screamed.

"SAI YOU BASTARD!!" Naruto said as he pushed the academy doors open.........to find a very interesting sight.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??!" Hinata screamed.

Their were bodies of Hyuuga clan memebers sprawled all through out the room. Most on the floor, some on the tables, two on the ceiling...etc.

"SASUKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!!" Naruto screamed.

"!!!" Sasuke was sitting back in his seat.

"WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID YOU AUTOMATICALLY BLAME ME?!"

"I walk into a room with unconscious bodies of clan members in it........and there is an Uchiha in here.....WHO THE HELL ELSE SHOULD I BLAME?!?!?" Naruto shouted back.

Sasuke stood up.

"AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!"

"Hey all I'm saying is clan brutality runs in your family, that's all."

"He has a point." Shikamaru added.

"ENOUGH!" Hinata shouted earning everyone's attention.

"It turns out Sai is innocent." Hinata explained.

"Big shocker....." Shikamaru said sarcastically.

"INNOCENT MY ASS!!! DID YOU SEE THAT YAOI NO JUTSU?!" Naruto yelled.

After he said this all the females in the room were listening intently.

Anko stood up.

"As a senior member of the interrogation department, I request a private session with Sai." She said.

"DOWN." Tsunade commanded.

Anko complied.

"Anyway, the culprit had to have some motive. It also had to be someone highly unlikely to do this." Hinata said.

"Right, someone who isn't afraid to take risks......" Naruto added.

Suddenly it clicked

"INO YAMANAKA!!! YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!" The NaruHina detective agency said.