"INO YAMANAKA YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"AAHH!!" Ino screamed.
"Why did you scream?" Hinata asked.
"Cuz whenever you accuse someone they have a dirty secret that gets exposed." Ino said.
"Do you have a dirty secret?" Hinata said.
"No."
"Okay then." Said Naruto. "Now...........WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA-NINJA BANQUET?!?!!"
"AAAHHH!!!"
"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!"
"Dobe....it's still daytime damnit. I bet even with the Sharingan you couldn't see how stupid you are." Sasuke added.
"I-I WAS HERE!"
"DOIN WHAT!?!?!?"
"BANQUETING!!!!"
"WHAT ELSE!!?!?"
"N-NOTHING!!"
"SO YOU'RE THE THIEF!!?!?"
"WHAT!!? NO!!!!"
"ADMIT IT!!"
"I'M NOT-"
"AAAADMIIIIIIT IIIITT!!!!!"
"OKAY OKAY IT'S TRUE!!!!! I WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE SHIKAMARU!!"
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Shikamaru looked shocked. Matsuri looked angry. Gaara looked confused. Lee looked gay. Neji looked unconscious.....cause he was.
"Wait wait, so you're not interested in Sasuke?" Sakura said.
"In all honesty Sakura I think you're sexier than him."
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The crowd was absolutely flabbergasted by this.
The guys had a nose bleed. Jaraiya's spirit appeared by Naruto and had a nose bleed.
"PERVY SAGE?!?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD!!!"
"AND MISS THIS? EVEN THE GRAVE CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY!!!!........................BOOBS!!!!" Jaraiya's spirit said.
Sakura gasped.
"So you don't like me no more right?" Sasuke said.
"I didn't say all that now..."
"So you're bi? and you like Sakura, Sasuke, and Shikamaru?" Hinata asked
"Yes."
"Ino.....You are so troublesome...I suspected it after we had sex that time." Shiikamaru said.
"YOU F**KED HER!?!" Temari screeched.
"DON'T YELL AT HIM!!!" MATSURI shouted glaring at Temari.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!" Temari said.
"I DATED YOUR BROTHER BITCH!!!" Matsuri bitch slapped Temari.
The crowd gasped. Kankurou coward in fear.
"Oh Hell no." Temari brought out her giant fan.
"What now? you gonna blow me away with your fan? Blowing must be your specialty." Matsuri teased.
"RAGH!" Temari bitch slapped Matsuri...with her fan. So Matsuri flew across the room.
"Shikamaru I did not have sex with you." Ino said clearly confused.
"Don't play the dumb blonde, you dumb blonde." Shika said again.
"I really am clueless." Ino said.
"Well I can assure you, that you wouldn't want to." Sai said.
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"Everytime Sai speaks, things get wrong as hell." Konohamaru said.
"I used to look up to the rookie 12." Mogi added. "What the hell was I thinking?"
Shikamaru was sweating bullets. He couldn't believe his ears.
Unfortunately Neji woke up and heard what Sai said.....and promptly passed out again...............So mentioning this was really pointless
"Again like what happened to Anko, Ino got scared and ran after she agreed to screw you..I was walking when I heard your conversation. Then I saw Ino running and I felt bad....so I henged.....and lets just say I learnt what clan has the smallest penis in Konoha." Sai said.
Ouch........
The crowd erupted in laughter...
"Damn....." Naruto said.
"Sai you sick, sick, little man....I don't think we can get through this chapter any more because of that." Hinata said.
Oh how right she was.
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