"Sai what the hell man?" Kiba asked."You are a sick and twisted individual. You rival Orochimaru in nastiness."
"Oh I can assure you he is no way near as nasty as I." Sai said smugly.
"TEN-TEN'S FACE IS NASTY!!!" Lee shouted standing up.
"THATS WHY NEJI'S MINE!!!"Tenten said back.
"SHUT UP SLUT-SLUT!!!" Lee sat back down and pouted.
"We're gettig off topic again!!" Naruto said.
"Okay I didn't do it. All I heard was a low moan type sound from Tenten when the lights went out."
O_o
Naruto and Hinata glared at Tenten so hard that if looks could kill she would be decapitated. Tenten cringed.
"THAT WAS HER SLUT SIDE COMIN OUT!! I GUESS IT'S TRUE!! THE FREAKS DO COME OUT AT NIGHT!!!!" Lee shouted.
"What the hell Lee?" Sasuke began."It's still day time you green fag. Don't tell me Naruto no Dobe has rubbed off on you?"
"Oh I wish." Lee said.
O_o
"Ino you wait until we're more than four chapters in to tell us that?" Hinata said.
"WHY ARE BLONDES SO GOD DAMN DUMB?!?" Naruto said.
"..........."
"............"
"............."
"You know." Tsunade began. "I would take offense to that, if he wasn't blonde himself.....and yet I still am a little pissed he just proves the stereotypes about blondes correct."
"Well Tenten." Hinata said walking over to her. "TALK!"
"W-what do you wanna know?" Tenten said nervously.
Naruto appeared on the table in front of Tenten.
"WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA BANQUET!??!?"
Sasuke sighed. "Damnit dobe! Don't you see the sunlight shining through the window?"
"I WAS SITTING HERE!" Tenten screamed.
"SO YOU"RE THE THEIF!!" Hinata shouted.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"ADMIT IT!!!" Naruto jumped in. "You hate Kakashi's books, you hate Kankurou's make up and you hate Gaara. You also hate Shino and Lee is gay."
"I'M INNOCENT!"
"ABOUT AS INNOCENT AS SAI, NOW ADMIIIT IIIIIITTTT!!!" Naruto anime shouted at Tenten.
"OKAY!!!!! IT WAS SASUKEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE GROPED ME WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!!!" Tenten screamed with anime tears comin from her eyes.
O_o
Sakura gasped.
Lee gasped...homosexual-like.
Neji woke up.
Chouji was on his 67th millionth plate.
Shikamaru woke up.
The sun did not go down yet.
Sasuke activated his sharingan out of nervousness and started sweating.
"SASUKE-TEME!??" Naruto said."SO WHO THE HELL IS THE THEIF?!?!"
"Dobe don't listen to her.....It can be night time if you want Naruto."
"WHY ARE WE IGNORING HYUUGA PEOPLE'S UNCONSCIOUS BODIES ALL AROUND THE ROOM!?" Iruka said from the other table.
SMACK!!
"THAT'S FOR THE HYUUGA CLAN BITCH!!" Hinata had just bitch slapped Sasuke. So hard his left sharingan eye deactivated.
"What did Sasuke do?" Neji asked.
Tenten turned red.
Sasuke finally activated both his sharingans and looked dead in Tenten's eyes.
"HEY!!! NO MANGEKYOU SHARINGANING!!" Naruto said still standing on the table.
"MY BOOOK!!!" Kakashi screamed.
"What the fuck? They didn't even mention it." Konan said. (bout time she spoke)
"I read it with my mangekyou sharingan once."
"......."
"......"
"......"
"....weirdo."
Tenten broke her gaze away from Sasuke's.
"No Sasuke-kun,I have to tell them."
The whole crowd listened intently. The thoughts were filling the air with things like:
'Is she seeing the uchiha?'
'Sasuke's screwing the weapons mistress?!?!'
'SCORE!!'
'Hinata-chan is soooo sexy....LIKE RAMEN!'
'I wish Chouji would move his fatass..'
'I hope to kami that Sai isn't involved this time.'
Tenten stood up.
"I have been having an affair with Sasuke."
The crowd gasped.
Sakura smacked Sasuke.
"What the hell? Why'd you hit me Sakura? We're not together."
"But-I-but-....." Sakura blushed."I want you so bad Sasuke......"
Suddenly Lee jumped over the table and Kissed Neji.
"YOSH BITCH!!" Lee screamed after he kissed Neji.
Neji promptly passed out again.
"LEE WHAT THE HELL?" Tenten scremed.
"NEJI'S FREE NOW!! YOU'RE F**KING SASUKE!!"
"IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT YOU ALL HAVE F**KING LOST YOUR F**KING MINDS!!!" Hinata said fixing her monicle.
"Quite." Naruto said fidgeting with his two monicles.
"I'm not involved." Sai said.
"The next victim need a clear motive." Naruto said.
"Indeed." Hinata said.
"But who?" Naruto said.
Naruto and Hinata turned and glared at someone. They pointed then spoke.
"SHINO ABURAME!!! YOU ARE OUR NEXT SUSPECT!!"
Shino just sat there with his arm covering his eyes from view.
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