Naruto appeared in front of Shino on the top of the table again. (He's always standing on tables...smh.)
"WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA-NINJA BANQUET?!?" He said pointing dramatically at Shino.
"Dobe........The sun is clearly still out. What is your IQ? Negative 221....thousand?"
"SHUDDUP SASUKE!!" Hinata said.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION SHINO!!!! IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"BUZZ."
O_o?
......O_o?
Shino pulled his hood over his eyes so they were not visible.
"My apologies, but when I don't have my shades I get .......different"
"Oooookay?" Kiba said.
"Before the NaruHina detective agency presents me with ludicrous accusations as to why they assume I am the culprit, why don't we use the crowd as a type of jury?" Shino suggested.
"Thats crazy!" Naruto began. "But it just might work..."
Hinata jumped on the table with Naruto.
"OKAY LISTEN UP!! WHAT ARE THE CROWDS THOUGHTS TOWARD THE CASE?! WHO DO YOU THINK DID IT?!" Hinata shouted to the crowd.
Here are some responses she got back:
"SAI!! I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!"
"KIBA!!, HE'S SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET!!" Kiba then growled.
"NEJI!!! NOBODY CAN STAY UNCONSCIOUS FOR THAT LONG!!" Neji's eyebrow twitch...he's still knocked out mind you.
"IT WAS JARAIYA'S GHOST!! I BET HE'S AT THE HOT SPRINGS NOW WITH SHINO'S SHADES TRYING TO BE INCOCKNITO!!..............I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!"
"IT WAS KONOHAMARU!!! SCARFS ARE EEEEEEVIIIIIIL!!!!"
"IT WAS UDON!! HE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS FIC!!!"
"SASUKE IS SO FUCKING HOOOOOOOT!!"
"H-help me." (This was a hyuuga clan member in pain still semi unconscious)
"SASUNARU FOREVER!!!" Sasuke activated Amaterasu and burned this person away......yes away...
"NARUSASU FOR LIFE!!" Naruto Rasenshuriken'ed this person through the wall.
"NARUSAKU ALL THE WAY!!" Hinata Jyuuken hit this person in the eye virtually blnding them. Unfortunately Hinata used to much force and pushed Chakra into their brain...and killed this person......which was a Hyuuga clan member female.
"Hinata I would expect that from Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Damnit Naruto it was my BROTHER!!" Sasuke screamed.
"Well that was a total waste." Naruto said.
"Well Shino, They said your name." Hinata said.
"Are you serious. They mentioned every name but mine." Shino retaliated.
"Don't try your bug mumbo jumbo on me bitch!" Hinata said.
"BUZZ."
....O_o?
"Sorry, gomen." Shino apologized.
"Well whats your dirty secret?" Naruto asked."Kami knows yours would be the most interesting."
"I do not have secrets."
"GOT DAMNIT I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!!!" One moegi said standing up.
"LOVE ME LEE!!!" Gaara said.
"NEVER!! YOU LOVE SAI!!"
"NO THATS NOT TRUE!!! I LOVE SAND!!!....AND YOUUU!!!"
"NEVEEEEER!!!!!"
"Then I must kill Neji." Gaara spoke.
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"NO!!!" Tenten and Lee said.
"If I can't have you, then nobody will." Gaara said as Sand appeared out of thin air and headed torward the unconscious Neji.
"HOLD ON!!!!!" Naruto roared in his demonic voice. Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"What are you talking about Moegi?" Naruto asked.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! SHINO, BABY, THEY HAVE TO KNOW!!" Moegi screamed. "I'VE BEEN SCREWING SHIIIIINO!"
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Kiba fell out of his chair.
Sai smiled
Sasuke choked on his chicken.
Chouji choked on his plate.
Ino stopped staring at Sakura.
Sakura stopped looking at Sasuke's ..........yea.
Konohamaru was awestruck. He jumped out of his chair and pointed at Moegi.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? YOU SKANK-SLUT-WHORE!!!!" He said dramatically.
Moegi was in tears now.
"I'm sorry Kono, but Shino was just so..............HOT!"
Hanabi smiled deviously.
"I can't believe you Moegi. I thought what we had was special." Konohamaru said.
"I'm so so sorry. Can you forgive me?"
"You know, I think I can......because I expected this from you. No wonder you have an insect collection." Hanabi then got up and walked over to him smiling all the way.
"This is why a ninja is prepared always." He said as he took Hanabi, bent her backwards alittle and kissed her uber passionately.
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"What the hell are the 12 year olds talking about?" Shikamaru said as he just woke up.
"Thats right Moegi, Hanabi has been my bitch all along. She told me about you and Shino."
"Thats right baby." Hanabi said stroking Konohamru's chin. "Who's your bitch?"
"HANABI!!!! I can't believe you would switch sides!" Moegi said.
"Switch sides?" Naruto wondered.
Hanabi started sweatng. "W-what are you talking about?" She asked nervously.
Moegi stood up. "Don't play dumb, brunette. I'm talking about this." Moegi then rushed over to Hanabi and french kissed her.
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Jaraiya's ghost had a nose bleed. "HELL YEAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!!!!" It said.
"But you're dead." Naruto said.
"Says you." Jaraiya said defiantly.
"But you are clearly a ghost. You have no legs. Just that white crap like casper had."
"This coming from the guy who can't tell if it's day or night." Jaraiya's ghost said again.
"This is starting to get a little weird now don't you think?" Anko said to Kurenai.
"Where were you in Chapter 2?" Kurenai said back.
Shino stood up.
"So Moegi you had an affair with Hanabi and Konohamaru, Kono had an affair with you and Hanabi and Hanabi had one with you and Kono.......Moegi you cheater." Shino said.
Moegi smiled sadistically.
"Shino you should not be talking. Remember that day we made passionate sex-love in my bed? Well One of my ninja abilities is to detect chakra and whoever's chakra you have been around and what part of the body Chakra spent the most time at."
"Your point?" Shino said.
"Tell me why that day, you had Sakura's mouth Chakra around your penis!!"
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Sasuke slapped Sakura.
"PAY BACK WHORE!!!"
Ino slapped Sakura.
"You've been sleeping around?!"
Hinata slapped Sakura.
"NARUTO'S MINE BITCH!!"
Lee slapped Sakura.
"Wtf Lee? I thought you were gay?" Sasuke said.
".............Sakura's a girl?" Lee said
"I mean she really has no chest what-so-ever." Ayame slapped Kiba.
"Whoa......I need a break. This is just way to much to take in on one chapter." Naruto
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