Hinata was super shocked. Her little Sister who was 12 years old, was having sex with boys AND girls!!
"Hanabi, you are soooo lucky that father is still unconscious." Hinata said.
"WHat ever Hinata-nichan"
"So since Shino obviously ddn't do it, who did?" Hinata asked Naruto as they both jumped off the table.
"IT WAS PERVY SAGES GHOST!!!!"
"NARUTO-BAKA HE APPEARED AFTER THE THINGS WERE STOLEN!" Sakura reminded him.
"Oh yea......."
"We are so not gonna forget about you Sakura. That mouth Chakra thing was too rich." Ino said smiling.
Sakura sighed. "Okay, I have been seeing Shino for 'Check ups'"
The crowed whistled.
"I would have never pictured you with Shino, Sakura." Hinata said.
"So you still thought that I would want you?" Sasuke said. "Oh how wrong you were."
"SAKURA!!! YOU CHEATED WITH WHO I WAS CHEATING WITH!!!!! YOU WHORE!!!!" Moegi shouted
"Let's ask the crowd what should happen to Sakura." Naruto said.
Here are someof the responses he got:
"KILL THE BITCH!!!!"
"HANG THE BITCH!!!"
"CUT THE BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!"
"GET THE BITCH DRUNK, THEN FUCK THE BITCH!!!! THEN LEAVE THE BITCH PREGNANT!!!"
"THE BITCH IS A GIRL?!"
"SASUNARU 4 EVA!!!!!!" Sasuke activated his double mangekyou Sharingan and called forth his Susanoo warrior. The warrior grabbed this person and squished them in it's hand crushing bones and all leaving what could be thought of as a corpse.
"NARUSASU 4 LIFE!!!" Naruto went 9 tailes and stuck a chakra claw through this person's chest.
"SHIKATEMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino through a barrage of kunai at this person.....now they're a pin cushion.
"NEJITEN!!" Lee went 6 gates and, for lack of a better phrase 'Fucked that person up'
"ITADEI IS WHERE IT'S AT!!" Now this person dies horribly slow. Sasuke had activated Amaterasu and burned them inch by inch until they were no more.
"NARUHINA!!!!!" Sai tried to kill this person but was stopped by a Jyuuken strike to his nutz by a certain female Hyuuga (wonder who that is?)
"I BELIEVE IT WAS SASUKE!!!!" Lee stood up and shouted.
"Lee you David Bowie wannabe, they already suspected me."
"I THINK IT IS YOU AND SOME HOW THEY OVER LOOKED IT! YOSH!"
"Me?" Naruto began. "Overlook something? Yeah right.....next thing you know you're gonna say it's day time or something."
O_O
"Dobe....IT IS DAY TIME!!"
"I STILL BELIEVE SASUKE IS THE CULPRIT!" Lee said.
Sasuke turned to face lee.
"TSUKIYOMI!!"
Lee fell backwards unconscious
"Lee!" Gaara said.
Gaara glared at Sasuke.
"Sabaku-"
"TSUKIYOMI!!"
Gaara fell backward unconscious.
"Sasuke would ya stop?" Shikamaru said.
"TSUKIYOMI!!!!"
Shikamaru fell over unconscious
"Sasuke you need to calm down." Jaraiya's ghost sid.
"TSUKIYOMI!"
"Thats not gonna work on me...."
"Sasuke why are you all nervous?" Hinata asked.
"I-I-I-i_iI--I 'm not nervous!!"
"Yeah you kinda are.." Naruto said.
"SHUT UP!!! WITH YOUR STUPID MONICLES!!! AND YOUR STUPID SUIT AND YOUR SUIT SPARKLY BLONDE HAIR!!!!AND YOUR DAZZLING CERULEAN BLUE EYES!!!! AND-AND......." Sasuke just stopped and fell to his kneees.
"NARUTO I LOVE YOU!!!!" He shouted.
Timed stopped. The whole room gasped. Jaraiya's ghost gasped twice.
Naruto's monicles broke.
Ino fainted.
sakura fainted
Sai got happy
Lee tried to take advantage of Neji....and failed misrebly
Kakashi screamed about his book.
Konohomaru felt sad for Naruto.
Naruto didn't know what to think. He knew for a fact he wan't gay.
Then-
BOOM!
Sasuke found himself bouncing off a wall and hitting the floor on his stomach. He looked up to see Hinata standing in her gentle fist stance in front of Naruto.
"THAT WILL NEVER EVER EVER!!! HAPPEN SASUKE!!"
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