Sasuke staggered up.
"SO IT'S LIKE THAT SASUKE?!?!" Tenten screamed.
"Sorry Tenfour, but my heart belongs to a certain blonde."
Ino got happy.
"No Ino my HEART, not my Penis."
Ino sulked.
"LOVE ME NARUTO!"
"SASUKE WTF!!! I'M NOT GAY!"
"YES YOU ARE , YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!"
"SASUKE WTF!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"Come on Naruto you can't say that kiss didn't mean anything."
"SASUKE WTF!!!" Naruto screamed again
"What kiss?" Konan said a loud.
"When we were genin and just graduated." Sasuke answered.
"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! SOMEONE BUMPED ME!!" Naruto said
"ACCIDENT OR NOT NARUTO, I LOVED IT!! EVER SINCE THEN I PLAYED HARD TO GET!!!!! KAMI NARUTO, I HARDLY EVER SPOKE TO SAKURA, DIDN'T GET THE HINTS?!?!?!"
"SASUKE WTF!!!"
"Since when is Sasuke gay?" Iruka said.
"I think that's Sai in disguise." Anko answered.
"NARUTO WHEN YOU WERE TIED TO A STUMP I OFFERED TO FEED YOU!!!!! BUT THAT PINK PANTHER BITCH WANTED TO COPY ME AND FED YOU INSTEAD!!!!!" Sasuke said glaring at Sakura with his Sharingan activated.
Sakura whimpered.
"SASUKE WTF!!!"
"I pray to Shinigami that he gives a painful and slow death to the guy who bumped Naruto." Hinata said under her breath.
"KAMI NARUTO!! I LEFT THE VILLAGE JUST SO YOU WOULD CHASE ME!!!! AND YOU DID!!!!!!! NOW WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!! MAYBE WE CAN START ON BRINGING BACK THE UCHIHA CLAN, I KNOW IT WON'T WORK CUZ YOURE A GUY BUT I WOULD ENJOY IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH NARU-"
BOOM!
Sasuke found himself on the ground with one half of a table on his right and the other on his left.
Hinata was standing over him predatorily with her Byakugan activated.
"You will never repeat that do you understand?"
"IT WAS MEEE!!!!"
All heads turned to a guy that stood up at a random table. He had black hair in a ponytail.
Nobody noticed Hinata was not standing over Sasuke anymore.
Naruto hopped on the Jounin table.
"Get your feet outta my noodles!!" One irate Iruka said.
"SO YOU'RE THE THEIF!!!!" Naruto said pointing at the guy.
"No."
Naruto face vaulted.
"So who are you?" Konohamaru said.
"I'm the guy that bumped Naruto and made him kiss Sasuke."
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"THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUCH!" Sasuke screamed.
Naruto glared.
"You turned my best friend gay!!! along with Orochimaru's help but still......YOU!!!" Naruto said as he lunged at the guy.
"WAIT!"
Sasuke tackled him out of the air. They landed on another table.
"Don't attack him!! He showed me who I was on the inside."
"Damnit Sasuke!! He made you gay!!"
"So!"
"SASUKE WTF!!!"
"Hey guys."
All heads turned torward Tsunade.
"He's already dead."
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Sure enough when everyone in the room looked over to where the guy was, he was laying on the table on his back, with his face in a way that made it look like he was in extreme pain.
"Shino check how he died." Tsunade ordered.
Shino sent his Kikaichu beetles over to the corpse.
They came back a second later.
"Report." Tsunade ordered.
"His heart exploded inside his chest. There is also a burn on his back where his heart is. But this is not just any burn, It's a chakra burn. It's also in the shape of a hand. The only people who I know thatsend chakra in the body and attack organs are the Hyuuga. So it was......................... death by a Jyuuken Strike.
DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Naruto turned and pointed his finger dramatically at someone. Then spoke.
"WHY'D YA DO IT NEJI?!?!"
Tsunade sighed."Stupid ass.....Neji's still unconcious."