"Naruto you dumb dumb blonde." Shizune said all out of character like..
"Wait a minute Sasuke." Sakura began."If you're gay how comeyou kept killing whoever shouted SasuNaru 4 eva?"
"...good question......well I ddn't want someone telling my secret."
"Sasuke How in the hell are you gay?" Shikamaru said magically waking up.
"Yes I would like to know as well."
"As I"
Lee and Gaara woke up.
"I think it was my Brother."
Itachi's ghost appeared next to Jaraiya's ghost.
"No DON'T BLAME THAT SHIT ON ME!!!! I WAS ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONES IN OUR CLAN!!!"
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"Sasuke, how did your brother killing your clan possibly turn you gay?" Naruto asked
"Silly sexy dobe." Naruto fought the urge to vomit. "Maybe because The thought of a man swinging his sword wildy slicing the throats of helpless people while his muscles glisten with sweat turns me on."
"SASUKE WTF?!!"
"Naruto please baby." Sasuke pleaded.
"Sasuke please don't call me that...if you value your life."
Sasuke sighed. "FIne then, I thought it wouldn't have to come to this."
Sasuke jumped on the tabe.
"Naruto remember when you were fighting Gaara? Well when both of you were at your last leg and after you punched him in the face, you fainted."
"Okay so whats your point?" Sakura asked.
"Well Naruto, did you ever wonder why you woke up with your anus hurting?"
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Time stopped
Sakura gasped.
Kiba barked.
Chouji choked then fainted.
Temari was still beating Matsuri
Itachi's ghost got fainted and landed on Jaraiya's ghost....who was already fainted.
The sun FINALLY went down.
Naruto choked and gasped.
Hinata secretly took out a kunai.
Konohamaru faiinted.
Hanabi tried to take advantage of him.
Moegi punched Hanabi.
Konohamaru still got raped by Moegi...undeer the table.
Neji woke up but unfortunately when Teneten heard what Sasuke said she gasped and dramatically through her arms out....hitting Neji upside the head....knocking him out.
Ino got a nose bleed.
Shino did that buzz thing again.
"Sorry to disappoint you Sasuke, but that was not Naruto you ravaged."
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"For one time in my life Sai, I'm glad to have you around." Naruto said.
"Sai you are lucky because you get to live for another chapter." Hinata said under her breath.
"Huh?" Naruto said.
"NOTHING!" Hinata sputtered.
"Sai you weren't even on the show back then." Kiba said.
"Allow me to clarify. I was under a mission to gather information on how Jinchuuriki fought. I was monitoring the battle and I gotta say.....It was the most intense moments my pants could handle. When Naruto passed out ,I immediately substituted with him and had other ROOT agents ak him to the hospital. I henged and...............you know the rest. But I gotta say Sasuke, A chakra enhanced penis was.........different."
Sasuke stood there gaping.
Naruto thanked the author for saving his ass......literally.
Hinata didn'thave to kill again....
Sasuke suddenly feared Hinata
"WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!!" Hinata screamed.
"WHO THE HELL IS THE THIEF?!?!?!"
"IT'S F**KING NIGHT TIME?!?"
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