AN- You guys don't know how hard it is to write boys liking boys.....when your a boy yourself lol I deserve the nobel peace prize.
"So who didn't we suspect." said Hinata looking arund the room.
"Kiba." said Hanabi earning a glare from said Inuzuka.
Naruto jumped on top of the table and pointed Dramatically at Kiba.
The sun came back up.
"WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE NINJA BANQUET?!?!"
"Dobe.......I know it just was night time...but it's not anymore.....either your really stupid......Or you want me to jump you and take you here and now....which I want to."
Hinata and Tenten and Sakura and Ino glared at Sasuke.
"My how The Uchiha have fallen." Ghost Itachi said.
"This is getting good......I should write a book for Kami when I get back....she has these huge........" Ima let you figure out what ghost Jaraiya was sayng.
Kiba barked.
"Stop that!" Hinata screamed.
"I-I was here." Kiba said nervously.
"SO YOU'RE THE THEIF!?!?!" Naruto shouted.
"BARK!"
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Hinata sighed.
"Kiba we know you did it." Naruto stated."Kurenai was your Sensei and she hated Kakashi sensei's books. You hated how I beat you in the Chuunin exams so you vowed revenge. You know you can't defeat me so you headed for someone I beat. Gaara's sand gourd. Then just because he's Kankurou, you wiped his make up off, then because you hate Shino's silence you took his shades and finally.........you painted Rock Lee's suit orange so it wouldn't look like you did it."
"Wow Naruto, That actually made some sense." Shikamaru said.
"No thats not true." Kiba said.
"ADMIT IT!!"
"But I-"
"AAAADMIIIIIT IIIITT!!!"
"OK!!!!!"
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"SO YOU ARE THE THEIF?!!?" Hinata said.
"NO!! but I have a confession to make." Kiba said as he stood up.
Kurenai stood up aswell.
"Kiba don't tell them anyting!!!"
"Sorry Kurenai-chan, but I have to get this off my chest."
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Shikamaru tensed.
Jaraiya ghost took out a pad ad pen.
Ghos Itachi looked confused.
"I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH KURENAI SENSEI!!!"
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"YOU WHAT!!?!" Asuma's ghost appeared next to Itachi's and Jaraiya's
"Oh." Shikamaru said.
"my." Hanabi said.
"Self." Deva path's ghost appeared next to Asuma's Itachi's and Jaraiya's and said this.
"Pein? Why are you here?" Konan wondered.
"Eh, Blame the author for his randomness." Ghost Deva path said.
Shikamaru flew out of his chair at Kiba.
"YOU BASTARD!!"
Naruto and Hinata had to intercept him and hold him back. Unfortunatley Shika managed to throw a ceramic plate.
Neji Hyuuga had been unconscious from the start. Maybe now would be his time to wake up. When Neji started to stir it sure looked that way. But as luck would have it, a ceramic plate came out of nowhere and smashed against his head knocking him out yet again.....poor Neji.
"Kurenai...why?" Kakashi said.
"Because you F**ked Anko which was actually sai !!!"
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"I just have one question." Asuma's ghost said. "How long Kurenai."
"......Since Kiba first became a genin."
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"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NINA IN THE LEAF VILLAGE?!?" Shizune said out of character like again.
"Thats not my only confession."
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All heads turned to Kiba.
"Asuma's ghost....I'm so sorry but........................THAT'S NOT YOUR CHILD SHE'S CARRYING!!!!"
The sun eploded.
Tenten gasped.
Shikamaru fainted.
Temari raped Shikamaru under the table.
CHouji stopped eating.
Kakashi slapped Kurenai.
ghost Asuma fainted.
Hinata pulled out a kunai.
"Konan maybe this would be a bad time but.....Yahiko was gay." Pein's Deva path said.
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Konan fainted.
"That's not my only confession." Kiba said once again.
"This is getting good." Anko said.
"I also had an affair with my sister Hana Inuzuka."
"KIBA WHAT THE F**K!?!" Tsume said from the clan head table.
Hana fainted from embarrassment.
Here are some reactions from the crowd.
"KIBA THAT'S INCEST!!"
"NO THAT'S BEASTIALITY!!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE ARE OUR PROTECTORS!!!"
"THE B***H IS A GIRL?!?"
"SASUNARU4EVA!!!!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!" Hinata said.
All eyes turned to her.
"What's your name? The one who keeps sreaming Sasunaru4eva?"
A girl walked up to Hinata with jet black hair going down her back and beautiful brown eyes. She looked to be 15 years old with a gorgeous body. The very sight of her caused Jaraiya's ghost to have a nosebleed.
"Sasunaru4eva?"
"Okay but's whats your name?" Hinata asked again.
"Sasunaru4eva?"
"LOOK WHORE!!! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME YOUR NAME I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!" Hinata screamed.
"Hinata-chan? I think thats her name." Naruto said.
Hinata blushed.
"Gomen...."
"It's okay." Sasunaru4eva said.
"So all this time you were saying your name.....and gettin killed for it....are you a ghost?" Naruto wondered.
"I'm not a ghost. and I wasn't saying my name."
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Hinata took out a second Kunai.
LOL please review.......
The next chapter is entitled: THE THEIF IS REVEALED!