The whole room was quiet....
Nobody made a sound........
Hinata had two Kunai out....
SasuNaru4evar was just standing there smiling
Hinata was getting pissed off.......
"So you mean you want Naruto-Kun to be gay?" Hinata questioned.
"YEP!" SasuNaru4evar said.
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"WHY?" Naruto asked before Hinata killed.....again.
"YOSH! SHE IS VERY YOUTHFUL IN THE WAYS OF HOMOSEXUALISM! SHE IS A GIFT FROM KAMI!" Lee screamed.
"(cough)Shinigami(cough)" Tenten coughed.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY WHORE-WHORE?" Lee asked politely....as if.
Tenten stood up.
"YOU WANNA GO B***H?"
"YOSH B***H!"
"Hold on."
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Surprising everyone in the room Neji said this.
"Oh." CHouji said.
"My." Konohamaru added.
"SASUNARU4EVAR!" Sasunaru4evar shouted.
Naruto was sweating bullets.......
'For some unexplainable reason that I can't explain....Hinata-chan gets pissed whenever that is said....she must have an overwhelming sense of not being gay.' Naruto thought.
"Neji is finally awake." Shino said.
"Yes. I am. I would like to know who the theif is too." Neji said....until he gets knocked out again.
"So Why do you want me to be gay?" Naruto asked SasuNaru4evar.
"Because, it is the will of the creator." She said.
"Kami?" Naruto asked.
"No." She answered.
".....Shinigami?"
"No."
"........Rikudo Sennin?" (The sage of six paths)
"No."
"....................Rame-"
"NO NOT RAMEN YOU BAKA!" Sakura was about to punch Naruto in the head...until.
"Oof!" Sakura got knocked away by a powerful blow to the stomach.
"Don't you dare touch my future.....pink bitch" Sasuke said standing menacingly over Sakura with his Sharingan activated.
"It is the will of Kishimoto-sama-senpai-dono" Sasunaru4evar said.
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Shikamaru was shocked.
"Y-you mean he who created even the Rikudo Sennin?" He asked.
"Yes." The gay porn lover responded.
"Who the hell is Kishimoto?" Naruto asked.
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"Poor poor boy." Deva path said.
"He is the reason we are all living."
"And yet he wants me gay."
"You will obey." Tsunade said.
"Or what?" Naruto asked.
"It is not wise to disrespect our creator." Shizune said.
"I'LL DISRESPECT WHOEVER I WANT IF THEY WANT ME GAY!" Naruto defiantly said.
"And I'll be there to support you Naruto-kun!" Hinata said.
"Fate has already decided Naruto-kun." SasuNau4evar said.
"F**K YOU NEJI!"
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"I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"
"Sorry force of habit.....but F**K FATE!" Naruto corrected.
"You don't seem to understand." Sasunaru4evar said. "I am his right hand man......well girl."
"You're his right hand?" Kiba asked.
Suddenly someone banged their hand on the table and stood up.
"IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M THE THEIF!"
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All heads turned into the direction of whosaid this.
"CHOUJI!" Ino screamed shocked and or flabbergasted.
"YOU STOLE MY BOOK!" Kakashi screamed revealing his Mangekyou Sharingan.
"YOU STOLE MY SAND GOURD!" Gaara said forming the little sand that he still had in his hand ready to use like a bullet made of sand.
"YOU STOLE MY MAKE UP -ER WAR PAINT!"Kankurou said pulling out his three puppets virtually from nowhere.
"YOU STOLE MY GREEN!" Lee said as he unravelled his wraps around his forearms and opening the first gate.
Shino stood up slowly.
"You.........stole................my.................GLAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!" He said as bugs flew out of his sleeves and surrounded him.
"I'm sorry." Chouji said.
"SORRY DON'T F**KIN CUT IT!" Kakashi said. "I'm about to use my ultimate attack." Kakashi said again.
He then pulled down his face mask.
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"OH MY GAAWD IT'S HIDEOUS!"
"IT'S UNREAL!"
"WHAT THE F**K MAN?"
"Is it too late to blame THAT on Madara?"
"PUT IT BACK!"
"PLEASE!"
"UNYOSH!"
"UNYOUTHFUL!"
Sakura threw up.
Some people lost consciousness.
The moon blew up...so the sun came back
Sasuke threw up.
Kiba Meowed.
Hanabi fainted.
Konohamaru fainted.
They both got raped by Moegi under the table.
Shikamaru leapt up in the air and landed on the table crying for his NOT troublesome mommy.
Naruto's mind shattered......like Yami-Yugi used mind crush on him.
Hinata staggered back then threw up.
The whole jounin table threw up.
The whole crowd threw up.
The unconscious Hyuuga bodies threw up.
Tobi's ghost came back and appeared next to Itachi's, Pein's, Jaraiya's and Asuma's. Tobi was Tobi, not Madara this time. Tobi's mask threw up.
Chouji threw up so much....he looked like Nagato in that machine thing.
Kakashi pulled his face mask back up.
"Whoa.....why didn't you do that when Rikudo Pein attacked?" Tsunade wondered as Shizune continued to throw up.
"Because I forgot."
Naruto sprung into action. And by that I mean he jumped up on the table and poitned at Chouji.
"WHY'D YA DO IT CHOUJI!"
"I was sooo hungry."
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"Don't tell me...." Shikamaru said.
"Kakashi-sensei's book was orange like an orange, so I ate it. Gaara's gourd looked like a fruit, so I ate it, Kankurou's make up looked like fruit roll ups, so I licked it off his face, Lee's jumpsuit looked like a green bean, so I ate it and Shino's glasses reminded me of chips.....so I ate them."
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It was so silent that you could hear the atoms that were in the room.
"YOU LICKED MY FACE?"
"MY BOOK!" Kakashi was about to pull his mask off again, but Anko stopped him.
"I hope you know I pee'd in my sand gourd."
"I hope you know I pee'd in my jumpsuit."
"I hope you realize my bugs mated on my glasses."
"Now that that's over." Sasunaru4evar said."Naruto, I'll make a deal with you."
Naruto looked confused.
"What is it?"
"I will persuade Kishimoto-sama-sempai-san, not to make you gay if you...........have sex with me here and now."
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Hinata's mind shattered.
She smiled and started giggling.
"H-Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked stepping away from her a little bit.
Hinata then started to laugh insanely loud and Maniacly.
"HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOOHHOOOH!"
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER: HINATA SNAPS! SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!