AN- I would reccomend you read the whole chapter before you click away...lol
He walked over to her and looked deeply in her eyes. She stared back with a hungry gaze. Her eyes drifted down his body to the bulge in his pants.
Then back to his eyes. He knew what she wanted but He wouldn't give it to her...not jus yet.
He leaned in and kissed her passionately on the lips, She returned it with just as much passion. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he wrapped his arms around her waist.
"I know you want this. And I just might enjoy giving it to you." He said in her ear.
She smiled and said "See now, I know I'm going to be better than that other girl who loves you."
He lifted her up and and sat her petite body on the table. He continued kissing her deeply while at the same time undressing her. He slid her shirt off and went to work on her upper body.
She let a pleasure filled sound escape her lips.
He kissed and sucked on her neck with even more passion then the kisses traveled lower to her body. Then lower, and lower, and lower, and lower until-
"KAKASHI!"
"What?"
"GET THE HELL OFF STAGE READING YOU'RE ICHA ICHA PORN!" Kurenai shouted clearly irritated...with a slight blush.
"I just thought I would lighten the mood you know? Produce a better atmosphere." Said Kakashi.
"They shall never understand the way of the Icha Icha." Ghost Jaraiya said.
"I could have sworn his book was eaten by Chouji." Ghost Itachi said.
"I could have sworn that it was talking about Naruto and Sasunaru4evar." Ghost Deva path said.
"Tobi could have sworn we were all dead...Tobi is a good boy." Ghost Tobi said.
"I could have sworn That the author completely forgot about me for about 10 chapters." Ghost Asuma said.
"Enough of this foolishness!" Sasunaru4evar said. "Naru-kun has a job to do."
Hinata glared at her.
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"No?"
"Yes No. I will not let you take advantage of Naruto-kun." Hinata then activated her Byakugan. "Prepare yourself.
Sasunaru sighed. "I was hoping it wouldn have to come to this but oh well." SHe snapped her fingers and Sasuke appeared in front of her."
"Sasuke?"
"Naruto, I am a firm hater of NaruHina. It's just not right. Can you imagine Blonde Hyuuga's, or Dark haired people that are Hyperactive...minus Konohamaru." Sasuke said.
"Sasuke you're siding with her?" Hinata asked.
"It would seem that way."
"Then you will be buried right next to her."
"Handle things Sasuke." Sasunaru4evar said.
Sasuke activated his regular sharingan and smirked.
"With pleasure."
Suddenly he unsheathed his sword turned around and plunged it through Sasunaru's neck.
O_O
The crowd was stunned by this.
Chouji stopped eating.
Shikamaru gasped
Neji gasped
Sai stopped raping that man.
Moegi stopped kissing Hanabi.
Hanabi stopped riding Konohamaru.
They all came from under the table.
Sakura looked in awe at her gay crush.
This turned Sai on.
Lee looked...like Gai's son.
"And yet I am unfazed by Uchihas murdering people. I bet she was ANOTHER clan memeber Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Shut up dobe. I did you a favor." Sasuke said still holding the blade that was plunged through Sasunaru4evar's neck.
Then the unthinkable happened.
"Naruto still has a job to do."
O_O
"It can't be!"
"Nothing makes sense anymore!"
SasuNaru4evar jus spoke with a sword impaling her throat.
"What the f**K man..." Iruka said.
Sasuke removed the sword and jumped back.
The wound on Sasunaru healed.
"I will always be here as long as homosexuality exists."
"Some how I saw this coming." Shikamaru said.
"I don't care. Even if you are immortal, you cannot have Naruto-kun." Hinata said.
"Correct me if I'm wrong but all we gotta do is kill everyone thats gay right?" Kiba said.
O_O
"Thats alooooot of people." Tenten said
PLZ PLZ REVIEW. I KNOW IT'S SHORT BUT I JUS WANTED TO POST SOMETHING. I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE MEANING. LOL
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THOSE WHO REVIEW MY STORY VERY MUCH. YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME. I FEEL AS THOUGH I HAVEN'T THANKED THE READERS ENOUGH. SO TO SHOW MY GRATITUDE I WILL LIST THE NAMES AND THE REVIEWS YOU LEFT. I KNOW IT'S THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN DONE BUT HEY...DEAL WIT IT! TRY TO FIND YOUR NAME OR SOMETHING...
AND A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO SASUNARU4EVAR FOR LETTING ME PUT HER IN MY FIC. I wouldn be surprised if she did the same with me( I hope not lol)
On a sid note...someof you have really funny usernames. for example : The unknown twinkie...lmao...
Thanks to (and I really will post your review so everyone can see. lol) :
Sword2009
2010-04-26 . chapter 2
uh in all honesty this fic just keeps getting odder...not that that's a bad thing mind you...and I may have got the joke even though I hope i didn't...
Hellyeah13-04
2010-04-26 . chapter 2
OMG! so funny lmao keep writing please!
The Unknown Twinkie
2010-04-26 . chapter 2
Dude this is funny but sadly no I don't get the POSSE joke. So keep on updating the story.
Kage Bijuu
2010-04-26 . chapter 2
I know who did it as it someone that no one will ever suspect it is Kurenai or Tsunade.
msuzumaki
2010-04-26 . chapter 2
omg rofl. That was really funny. I'm so on the alert list for this fic.
I like a good laugh :)
Imaginationgirl122010-04-26 . chapter 1
That's funny in a very weird way. I like it. WAIT! How did Lee's clothes turn...ORANGE so fast?
XDarkRider2010-04-26 . chapter 1
Its rather random, but its just funny that its good. I do hope you update soon
Sword20092010-04-26 . chapter 1
This was the oddest thing I have read in a while...I mean odd...
Hinakunoichi2010-04-25 . chapter 1
hahahahaahhahhaahhah!
my sides hurt!
TobiGB
2010-04-25 . chapter 1
This is pretty good I hope you update soon. Great job.
zara dragon
2010-04-28 . chapter 5
HOLY CHEESE THIS IS SO RANDOM!
GOOD JOB
TobiGB
2010-04-28 . chapter 5
Dam man! Everybody has a dirty little secret. Looking forward to the next chapter.
Kage Bijuu2010-04-28 . chapter 5
I mean really Sai is the only one that might have done it and it kind of disturbing how he gets around. Poor Kakashi.
Hana-01
2010-04-28 . chapter 4
ahahaha, this is HILARIOUS and so random. looking forward to your next update!
sasunaru4evar
2010-04-27 . chapter 4
HOLY FISHCAKES! I KNOW WHO'S THE THEIF! I KNOW WHO'S THE THEIF! IT'S- *ducks as a frying pan flies in the air and aims at me* IT'S- *swings to the left as a grenade misses me by an inch* IT'S-! *author shows up with a and holds it up in front of my face* SWEET JESUS IT'S TOO DAMN SEXY! *PASSES OUT*
Author: That'll keep her quiet till the end of the storyline.
Sword20092010-04-27 . chapter 4
how do you write these chapter so fast?I mean holy shit...
Hekem2010-04-27 . chapter 4
Hahahaha,
i laghed so much when readin this, this is brill
thanks man
2010-04-27 . chapter 2
wtf? Why the hell is everyone yelling? Good story
The Unknown Twinkie2010-04-27 . chapter 4
Man this is funny please keep on updating.
Paladin-kriss
2010-04-27 . chapter 4
Hahahaha, nice one.
Kage Bijuu2010-04-27 . chapter 4
This is epic and I know who did it it is Sai.
TobiGB2010-04-27 . chapter 4
XD! Nice chapter. Looking forward to hearing why Tsunade is a suspect.
ichihinahime2010-04-26 . chapter 1
this shit is so funny that i started crying from the pain omg da shit bout lee likin neji just o much to handle and the one night stand with sai u crack me up
TobiGB2010-04-26 . chapter 2
Great chapter and believe me I got the joke. Anyway keep up the good work.
Angelwings2282010-04-26 . chapter 2
OHMYF$%&#GOD!
er...neji and rock lee are gay. hinata has multiple personalities and what?
Anyway its awesome.
UPDATE!
KantonKageX2010-04-29 . chapter 1
Naruhina detective agency pretty funny.
Kage Bijuu2010-04-29 . chapter 6
I need to clean my brain out with bleach.
2010-04-29 . chapter 2rundom funny shit lol love the story
Stigma2010-04-29 . chapter 6
The end was major failure, totally killed the humor factor.
Hana-012010-04-29 . chapter 6
LOL such awesomeness, I can't stop laughing, one of the funniest fanfics I've read in a while. Can't wait for your next update!
TobiGB2010-04-28 . chapter 6
XD! That was great I bet Hinata is going to have a nose bleed from seeing this.
adngo7142010-04-28 . chapter 6
Yaoi no Jutsu? Is that like Konohamaru's Boy on boy, where he makes a clone of Sasuke, henges into Sai, and start...you know
sasunaru4evar2010-04-28 . chapter 6
OH MY GOD TEACH ME THIS JUTSU ! I MUST LEARN IT!KYAH!
sasunaru4evar2010-04-28 . chapter 5
*singing along to dirty little secret*
'DON'T TELL ANYONE OR YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER REGRET!'
HAHAHAH GOTTA LOVE THAT SONG! By the way... I STILL KNOW WHO IT IS! IN FACT I HAVE TWO OPTIONS ON WHO IT COULD BE! AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I KNOW!
*continues to sing*
'WHO HAS TO KNOW?... WHO HAS TO KNOW?...
2010-04-28 . chapter 5
What the hell! This is crazy
SAbL2010-04-28 . chapter 5
gold
SAbL2010-04-28 . chapter 4
i fucking luv u
SAbL2010-04-28 . chapter 3
LMFUCKINGAO
SAbL2010-04-28 . chapter 2
holy fuck, this is the most fucking hilarious thing i have ever read. this soo lee GAY? that is fucking genious, this is pure gold. so amazing lmfao
Kratos1812010-04-28 . chapter 5
This is actually quite funny. The plot twists and the secret love affairs are hilarious. Keep up the funny work, and don't stop ^_^
NekoStriker101
2010-05-03 . chapter 1
that was great! x3
i thought the ending was funny cuz...well..who wouldn't...peopple who hate funny stuff!duh-de-der
but wat i thought was a funny coincidence (oh my gosh i spelt that right the first time!)
was that i just learned about asexual reproduction XP
which means i also learned about eggs and nyea...u know...
my teacher used the lion king as an example...
i can never watch that movie the same again...
plus i got the song the circle of life stuck in my head...
see how far from the topic i can be without going off topic XP
2010-05-03 . chapter 9
I like it please continue.
Forgot to be named
2010-05-03 . chapter 9
roflmao but there are a few problems though. For one this is not a K-rating also this chapter you said was about Ino but no one said anything to her or about her secret affairs.
minuet-of-forest2010-05-02 . chapter 9
HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL! XD
Kage Bijuu2010-05-02 . chapter 9
You know I starting to suspect it was Shino I mean the only thing stolen was his glassess which he could get rid of easily and also the fact he have his bugs as well that they might piflers things.
CloudRed19882010-05-02 . chapter 9
-_-...this story is getting weirder and weirder...and funny at the same time...anyway plz update ASAP?
FawnDawn2010-05-02 . chapter 9
It was Shino Aburame. Nobody suspects him! O.O
Name did not come up when i copy and pasted
2010-05-02 . chapter 8
lol once again another funny chapter and wow sai "Really" got around huh.
zara dragon2010-05-02 . chapter 8
EPIC LOL'S PLEASE CAN SASUKE GET RADOMLY BITCH SLAPPED
PLEASE~!
2010-05-01 . chapter 8
omg lol. I've never read a fic this hilarious XD
And I've never read a fic where the Nara's had small penises either lol
There's a first time for everything.
lol Lee looked gay rofl
You'll be the death of me XD
sasunaru4evar2010-04-29 . chapter 8
OHMYGOD THE YAOI NO JUTSU IS HEAVEN! MUST-HAVE-ANOTHER SCENE! SASUNARU4EVAR!
Sword20092010-04-29 . chapter 7
your story just gets odder and odder...sigh I clicked the button accidentally...
Anime Watcher2010-04-29 . chapter 2
Hinata is so OOC. Well, I just read Chapter 1. Lol, Kankuro : "My Make-up er, I mean war paint!"
KantonKageX2010-04-29 . chapter 2
you're rating is wrong this is definitely not a K fic. It's pretty funny espically the hidden joke.
The Unknown Twinkie2010-04-29 . chapter 7
Dude you are weird so please keep on updating.
BanditRyu
2010-05-04 . chapter 4
More of this: O o
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 3
This getting more and more out of hand
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 2
Watson... just no...
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 1
You just won the internet!
Kage Bijuu2010-05-04 . chapter 10
This is a very Epic chapter and also if you pull a NAruto cheating on Hinata or the other way around I will stop reading the story. BUt I think I know who did it was Anko.
minuet-of-forest2010-05-04 . chapter 10
Sakura's a girl? Lol. :D
Yo.2010-05-04 . chapter 10
This is the most delectable story my eyes has ever been graced with. I chewed the story, swallowed..and then coughed it up from laughing. Delicious.
sasunaru4evar2010-05-04 . chapter 10
Great. When I finally get to show up in the story, you kill me with Sasuke's amaterasu(?). Well, at least the point was loud and clear. SASUNARU4EVAR! HELL YEAH!
msuzumaki2010-05-04 . chapter 10
rofl you're gonna kill me. I can't eat or drink while reading this fic ^_^
Why did Ayame slap Kiba o.O
Shino and Sakura O.O I love Shino
lol Lee wondering if Sakura is a girl. OMG it's a wonder why he doesn't fawn over the girly looking girls lol
Total brain fizz after reading this
Sword20092010-05-04 . chapter 10
How can any story possibly be so odd...?
The Unknown Twinkie2010-05-04 . chapter 10
I know the culpret but I am not telling and please do not make Naruto and Hinata cheating on each other or I will not continue to read this (and I am seriose)
KantonKageX2010-05-04 . chapter 10
Ok very funny chapter random slaps for everyone. So, basically eveyone screwing each other behind their partners back. Btw can you change the rating to T because this is not a K fic
Rezuvious2010-05-04 . chapter 10
this kept a creepy gin like smile on my face my cheeks are now tired. cant wait for more
sasunaru4evar2010-05-03 . chapter 9
Dude what the heck man! Next thing you know Sasuke's going to say that him and Naruto are screwing around!...Actually that's not such a bad idea... hehehe SASUNARU4EVAR!
msuzumaki2010-05-03 . chapter 9
Firstly you are crazy. And I think I'm crazy for actually visualizing this rofl.
Please don't torture Shino in the next chapter XD
When will Naruto realize it's daytime still rofl
And I think Naru and Hina did it lol.
Leaf Ranger
2010-05-08 . chapter 11
Well... other then some grammatical mistakes in the frist two or so chapters, nothing in that area.
...*loses seriousness, and starts laughing, then chokes, and dies.*
*Ghost of Leaf Ranger* As you can see, I died laughing. This fanfic was just freaking hilarious, for a crack fanfic. Very nice.
Chewie Cookies2010-05-08 . chapter 11
Please, please, PLEASE! Let the insanity CONTINUE!
KantonKageX2010-05-08 . chapter 11
Lol everybody getting killed for saying random pairing. I just hope Naruto nor Hinata have any affairs or I will stop reading. Yay, Hinata for defending me from Sai who must die. Naruhina 4Ever. Death to NaruSasu 4ever *takes out scythe and starts slashing) Die, die, die, die, die, die, die and die some more.
Chewie Cookies2010-05-08 . chapter 2
Oh, Gawd, this is so friggin CRAZY!
Chewie Cookies2010-05-08 . chapter 1
OMG! This is some really funny, out-of-the-blue stuff!
Keep it up!
Angelwings2282010-05-08 . chapter 11
Holy fork...thayt was epically awesome and..er...confusing? Ha, please update sooooon
BlackWingGundam2010-05-08 . chapter 11
This story...words cannot seem to express and since actions won't at the moment, words will have to do. This story is fucking hilarious! I love it! Chapter after chapter, another secret comes out of the closet but what is going to happen when they point the finger at Naruto and Hinata? What if Naruto had a secret that he was seeing the Filler Arc girls as well as Hinata and Ayame? This story is getting better and better by the moment, if I was a teacher...A+! Of all my time reading fanfics, not one have I seen that was this funny. This story practically reduced me to tears when I was laughing so hard. Simply amazing. This story is one of the best I've seen.
Name did not come up when i copied and pasted
2010-05-07 . chapter 11
omg hinatas pissed run for your lives
Kage Bijuu2010-05-07 . chapter 11
You know I think Sasuke did do it I mean all there possible suspect is there but Sasuke is the only one that overlooked.
sasunaru4evar2010-05-07 . chapter 11
YES! OH MY GOD YES! YEYEYEYEYYS! FUCKING FINALLY SWEET JESUS I'M SO HAPPY! KYAHAHHAHAH! YESYESYESYYEYEYYEYS! FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH! YAH! SASUNARU4EVAR!
2010-05-05 . chapter 10another chapter of some awsome randomness nice break from some of the more coherent fics we all need a bit of insanity in our lives ^_^
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 10
SO CONFUSED
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 8
Sai needs to DIE
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 6
OH NOES!
BanditRyu2010-05-04 . chapter 5
I'm betting Sai too...
msuzumaki
2010-05-10 . chapter 13
Kiba barked. - Only you would do that lol
"Sai you weren't even on the show back then." Kiba said.- me nods in agreement .
lol this story makes my day/month/year
Name did not come up when i copied and pasted
2010-05-10 . chapter 13
lol for a second their you had me worried for naruto poor guy thought hed lost his virgenity in the worst way possible and hinatas a killer =D
Kage Bijuu2010-05-09 . chapter 13
Sai Save Naruto but in a litaral way. And so who is the thief.
CloudRed19882010-05-09 . chapter 13
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...plz update ASAP!
Leaf Ranger2010-05-09 . chapter 13
Oh wow... thank you... thank you for sparing us having Naruto anal raped. That would ahve just been so wrong, unless he changed into his sexy form... and hinata changed into a guy version of herself.
Wait... what did I say? OH NO! YOUR STORY IS AFFECTING ME! *Runs off, and smashes through a wall*
demon-fox3212010-05-09 . chapter 12
hahahahaahahahahahaha! this fic is hilarious! please update!sasunaru4evar
2010-05-09 . chapter 12
I'M THAT GUY WITH THE BLACK HAIR IN A PONY TAIL! I MADE SASUNARU HAPPEN! IMA GAWD IN DISQUISE!
msuzumaki2010-05-09 . chapter 12
"THE BITCH IS A GIRL?" - I'm sure that's Lee XD
"SASUNARU 4 EVA!" - Why did I have to die for telling the truth rofl
This is getting more hilarious with each chapter.
JamKa2010-05-09 . chapter 12
Omg. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it! XD
Name did not coe up when I copied and pasted
2010-05-08 . chapter 12
lol hinata kills the guy and he blames it on neji
Mi3staR2010-05-08 . chapter 12
whooaa whoaaa whhhooaoaa :00
ok let me get this right,,,
There is Hinata who likes Naruto
Sasuke is fucking up with Tenten, but likes Naruto
Tenten and Neji are seeing each other
but Lee likes Neji o.o""
Ino likes Sasuke, Sakura and Shikamaru
but Shikamaru is dating, Temari, with other girls
Garra is what ? dating this other girl o.o""
but then shino has fucked up Moegi
but Moegi is dating Konohamaru.
also Hanabi and Moegi had sex.
and Kakashi is dating 4 girls at once ? o.o
yes this is all fucked up
specially Sai, having sex with most of the guys on the table :/
Chewie Cookies2010-05-08 . chapter 12
OMG WTF BBQ! I think it was... CHOUJI! No, not for the one who killed ponytail guy, the one who took Gaara's gourd and shit.
Keep up the good work!
Kage Bijuu2010-05-08 . chapter 12
I believe it was Hinata that did that one but the guy had it coming for that and she did say the guy was goign to die. Still I think it Sasuke or Anko that did it.
Leaf Ranger2010-05-08 . chapter 12
Wow. Hinata killed the guy, while Sasuke conitnues to be gay. Wow.
FawnDawn2010-05-08 . chapter 11
...that was unexpected...
Kage Bijuu2010-05-12 . chapter 15
She going to snap run for lives. Hinata snap! Run!
adngo7142010-05-12 . chapter 15
what the hell? and I mean that in a funny way
Mi3staR2010-05-11 . chapter 14
Oh my fucken gawd.
You banged it man, you so bang it! :D
Yea sure there may be some couple and weird saying throwing all over the table, but dude. XD.
Kiba, you did a very good job with kiba. It hit me when you said then kiba was the father, I lost it, I laughed my head off big time.
Good job, I love this story so much!
Monkey Ninja Naf S'netog2010-05-10 . chapter 1
Man oh man! I can't decide whether this story is pure comedical genius, or blind stumbling over the keyboard. I mean, I really can't. I'm on the razor's edge, balanced precariously, willing to go either way.
I asked myself, "Are these acronyms an intentional satire, adding to the comedic value, or is it just as it is in any other fanfiction... lack of respect for the reader?"
I then inquired to the empty room surrounding myself, "Who is this person, and what have they done?"
I still have not been able to answer either question. I may investigate further.
Also, I'd like to congratulate you on your review count. Your 12,000 word story has amassed a nice following.
Name did not come up
2010-05-10 . chapter 14
omg killer hinata!
sasunaru4evar2010-05-10 . chapter 14
HELL YEA IM IN! Beat that biotches! The day u get a peace prize is the day I stop saying SASUNARU4EVAR! Which will nevar happen, sorry to say. DA SHUN WENT BLOOM! INUZUKAINCEST! KIBA'S A DADA! GAWD'S A YAOI LOVA! Hehehe...Jaraiya gotta nosebleed... See me next time as Hina and I battle out for the title 'Either Naruto gets Fuked or he's Fuking.' PEACE!
Sasori'sGirl10982010-05-10 . chapter 14
OMG can't wait till da next chapter! Hurry and write it!
The Unknown Twinkie2010-05-10 . chapter 14
Wow that was wierd and funny.
TobiGB2010-05-10 . chapter 14
Wow just wow. These people are F'd up. I can't wait to see who the theif is.
Leaf Ranger2010-05-10 . chapter 14
Revealed? YEAH! SOON, THE MADNESS WILL END! *is in straightjacket*
KantonKageX2010-05-10 . chapter 14
Oh my god the Insanity and Kanton(chaos). Perfect as long as naruto and hinata don't have any affair. By the way do you watch Soul Eater because excalibur would a perfectly random insert to this story.
CloudRed19882010-05-10 . chapter 14
This is madness right here...anyway plz update ASAP!
Chewie Cookies2010-05-10 . chapter 14
Oh, God, the randomness continues!
Keep it up, mortal! (don't deny it, you know you're a mortal!)
adngo7142010-05-10 . chapter 14
still as funny as ever...poor Neji
Chewie Cookies2010-05-10 . chapter 13
Oh, God, thanx for the save!
Keep it up!
BlackWingGundam2010-05-18 . chapter 16
Damn! Another good chapter. Not bad but I am already curious to what will happen next.
Kage Bijuu2010-05-18 . chapter 16
I will intervene as that women just ruin a happy moment. That a big no no right.
sasunaru4evar2010-05-14 . chapter 15
So it was Chouji huh... Question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THROUGH YOUR SICK HEAD? ME AND NARUTO? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WRITING THIS FUCKING CHAPTER? HINATA'S GOING TO FUCKING MURDER MY ASS! FUCKS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING ANYMORE! I lost my sense of direction now...
Unamed
2010-05-13 . chapter 15
omg hinata gone off the deep end
msuzumaki2010-05-13 . chapter 15
O.O I never would have thought this would happen lol.
And I higly doubt Kishimoto-sama would encourage most of us perverse girls to make his characters gay rofl, but it's fun to read XD
Mi3staR2010-05-13 . chapter 15
I knew it!
I knew it was Choji dammnn
he did nothin but eat :p
lolzz xDD
but anywaysss,,,, were fucked, were all dead o.o
Riku Uzumaki2010-05-12 . chapter 15
Riku: She's gonna blow! Hit the deck!
Kushina: Kill that rabid yaoi fangirl Hinata! (Ducks for cover)
...
(Side note: This is how I review occasionally when I want to be a little humorous, and I'm actually not the only one that does this. SOME PEOPLE HOWEVER (glares at anonymous reviewer Stigma()) just can't keep their opinions to themselves and decide that they have to flame the person that is reviewing in a way that the flamer dislikes. I am only posting this because I can't find the cowardly bastard and have to get back at him by doing this!)
...
(Extra side note: I'm sorry if you're offended by my first side note, I'm just really pissed off at this anonymous reviewer by the name of Stigma() due to him sending me a rather hurtful review that wasn't even about the story that the review was attached to! The review was about the reviews that I gave to other people! If you find out who this jackass is, please do me a favor and put him/her in his/her place! He/She has no right to put other people down by telling them to stop reviewing the way that they feel like reviewing, and personally, I think that my review style can be very humorous sometimes. The reason for this is because he/she has no right to attempt to censor other people!)
Again, I am sorry if you are offended by me attaching this rant to my review
KantonKageX2010-05-12 . chapter 15
! *Takes out scythe again and starts slashing* Death to Sasuke, Sasunaru, and any non Naru Pairings minus HINATA-SAMA* for I call for its death. Death and destruction to all of the blasphemious heathens to those who defy the NaruHina. Naruto belong to Hinata-sama that is it. Naruto is not gay (see naruto shippuden movie 3) Ninpou Zettai Ougi: Anti-naru Yaoigari.(Ninja Art Ultimate Absolute Offense: Anti-Naru Yaoi hunter) * swings scythe and triggers a huge explosion* NARUHINA AND DEATH TO SASUNARU FOREVER I TELL YOU FOREEEEEEVVVVVEEEERRR Anti-Naru Yaoigari *triggers another huge explosion* !
*P.s the same goes for Hinata-sama as well Only Naruto can have Hinata and vice versa*
FawnDawn2010-05-12 . chapter 15
...Unexpected...*throws up* Quote: "I hope you know I pee'd in my sand gourd."
TobiGB2010-05-12 . chapter 15
That was a twist took me by surprise. Great job.
Sword20092010-05-12 . chapter 15
...This just gets odder and odder?
Leaf Ranger2010-05-12 . chapter 15
NOOOO! HINATA-CHAN SNAPPED!
*Has sudden idea, as he henges into Naruto, and repalces Naruto with himself* Heh heh heh.
The Unknown Twinkie2010-05-12 . chapter 15
Well I was wrong because I thought that naruto and hinata stole it and then run after acused everyone else but the way choji did it was awsome please update soon.
BlackWingGundam2010-05-12 . chapter 15
Another good chapter, as funny as the last.
Chewie Cookies2010-05-12 . chapter 15
YAY FOR HINATA KILLING PEOPLE!
Keep it up!
Misutii Hi No De2010-05-24 . chapter 16
Ya know, Naruto never said he would 'DO' SasuNaru4eva, he could just mean that HE would kill her instead of Hinata ^^ And I LOVE reading this, you wrote it sooooo well! I was laughing so hard I had tears coming out my eyes and they actually stung a bit xD And I absolutely LOOOOVED the confession between Naruto and Hinata! Adorrrrable! I can't wait to read more! Please post again sooN!
Mi3staR2010-05-21 . chapter 16
dduuuddde ":D
this is rated T!
there can't be a sex scene if there, dude you may need to change it to M : p
dude, finally : DD
hinata and Naruto are together! whahahahaha
bakapervert2010-05-20 . chapter 11
Dammit, what kind of confession is that
bakapervert2010-05-20 . chapter 10
Sakura's a girl?
bakapervert2010-05-20 . chapter 9
The affair starting to get old.
bakapervert2010-05-20 . chapter 8
What a shocking (well, not so shocking anymore) revelation.
bakapervert2010-05-20 . chapter 6
Gah, how can Sai master that kind of forbidden jutsu.
Fluff hater
2010-05-20 . chapter 16
omg no not fluff it hurts it burns so badly kill the fluff!
sasunaru4evar2010-05-19 . chapter 16
Okay fine I get it. This is my punishment for liking yaoi too much right? Well can we talk about this? I mean, I really don't want to screw with naruto. I'd rather have Hinata-sama do the honor.
Chewie Cookies2010-05-19 . chapter 16
Lol, fluff and insanity, in perfect harmony!
Keep it up!
Seisix2010-05-18 . chapter 16
Silly
jamisa272010-05-18 . chapter 16
please please please sasunaru4eva die a slow death when your a inch away from naruto's dick because kyuubi charka
KantonKageX2010-05-18 . chapter 16
Naruhina ftw! Excellent can you castrate Sai because that would be funny. I am curious on SasuNaru4ever's punishment. I have a feeling it won't pretty *snickers evilly*.Random statement: I have a scythe similar to Sasha from Seikon no qwaser only the blades are red and the handle is blue.
Riku Uzumaki2010-05-18 . chapter 16
Kushina: ... HINATA! KILL THAT BITCH BEFORE NARUTO MAKES THE WORST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE! HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SKREW THAT YAOI FANGIRL! THAT FANGIRL IS NOTHING BUT A LIAR! SHE HAS NEVER EVEN SO MUCH AS MET KISHIMOTO! LET ALONE BECAME HER RIGHT HAND PERSON!
Riku: This is one of the few times that I actually agree with my sister... IF YOU ACTUALLY LET NARUTO GO THROUGH WITH THAT, THEN YOU WILL HAVE TWO VERY PISSED OFF UZUMAKIS HOUNDING YOU UNTIL YOU EITHER CHANGE THIS OR DIE! YOU'RE THE ONE IN CONTROL OF WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE DAMMIT! NOT THIS... THIS CRAZED FANGIRL BY THE NAME OF SASUNARU4EVA OR THE CREATOR OF THE MANGA!
I apologize for the behavior of my OC and Kushina, they're really agitated right now because of what you just wrote, but seriously, if you actually make Naruto go through with that, I will be very upset.
Kushina: And I. will. skin. you...
Sword20092010-05-18 . chapter 16
Ok...I have no idea how this plot worked out to you logically but it is funny and i can wait for the next chapter...