AN- Hey I know SasuNaru4evar seems like the bad girl in this fic but she is totally a cool as hell person. You should like totally read her stories...They are so badass awesome. READ THEM OR NARUTO GETS ANALLY ATTACKED! JK...or am I?

"So what are we going to do now?" Shikamaru said.

"SasuNaru4evar is gonna back down from Naruto and let me deflower his Uzumaki Virgin ass." Sasuke said sharply.

"You will do no such thing, you Kin Killer!" SasuNaru4evar said.

"IT WAS MY BROTHER!"

"SCREW YOU MAN!" Ghost Itachi said.

"At least I'm not dead." Sasuke said.

"At least I died AFTER I had sex with a girl."

"Touche'...b***h."

"Here's an Idea." Naruto said at first. "LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FILTHY SLUT-WHORE!" Naruto shouted.

"I didn't even do anything to you!"

"He was talking to SasuNaru4evar, not your filthy, slut-whore ass Sakura." Hinata said.

"Sorry Naruto-kun, I get what I want. And I want you." Sasunaru4evar said.

"Well you are not getting him." Sasuke gripped his sword harder.

"Like wise." Hinata activated her Byakugan.

"Well it seems we have a problem." Sasunaru began. "We all want the same thing."

"No we don't." Hinata started."I want to love and cherish him forever and ever."

"Me too...just for this one night... forever and ever." Sasunaru said said.

"Well I ant his asshole over and over." Sasuke said.

"Well I have a solution to all our problems." Sasunaru said.

The whole room got quiet for this.

"Three way baffle dooda deaf!" Sasunaru4evar said.

"I'm sorry what now?" Konohamaru said.

"Is someone deaf?" Ino said.

"Who's deaf?" Lee said.

"What?" Teneten said.

"I said whose deaf?" Lee said

"What?" Tenten

"Tenten are you deaf?" Lee said.

"What's a baffle?" kiba said.

"Can we eat it?" Chouji said.

"Gaara why are you still trying t kill Neji?" Lee asked.

"SHut up hoe."

"Buzz."

"Bark."

"Icha Icha." (You know who said this."

"Naruto's in deep deep shit." Sakura said.

"DAMNIT EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!" SasuNaru4evar said.

The room went silent.

"I sneezed. What I meant to say was BATTLE TO THE DEATH!"

gasps were heard throughout the room.

""I'll fight to till I die for Naruto-kun." Hinata proudly said. The hyuuga bodies were still throughout the room mind you.

"I'll fight for his ass...and I do mean his ass." Sasuke said.

"And I will fight for that one magical night of passion." Sasunaru said.

Suddenly Sasunaru clapped her hands together...then the unthinkable happened.

Everyone was transported to a hightech battle arena. The unimportant villagers were seated around the battle dome much like a Basketball game. The actual battle dome was enclosed in 20 feet thick reinforced glass. The rookie 12 were stationed in dug outs...protective dugouts around the arena. Sasuke was standing in the middle of the arena. SasuNaru was facing him. Hinata was standing behind Sasunaru.

"Let the games begin."

Hinata rushed at Sasunaru4evar from behind.

"Jyuuken death strike!"

I know it's short...but I had to have a filler chapter before the really amazing things happen. Reviews are appreciated.