Hinata jumped at Sasunaru4evar and aimed a Jyuuken strike at her Back.
"Jyuuken death strike!" She yelled planning to kill Sasunaru...but knowing the author ...it wont be that easy.
Sasunaru just stood there still staring at Sasuke. Acting as if she didn't hear Hinata's loud scream of promising eminent death.
Sasuke smirked. 'I guess Hinata's gonna take her out for me.'
When Hinata reached her, Hinata jabbed her palm at Sasunaru's back.
"Heh." Hinata swore she heard Sasunaru4evar chuckle.
Then the unimaginable happened.
Hinata's hand went throughSasuNaru as if she were a ghost. It phased through.
"What in the hell?" Tenten said in the stands.
"It appears She has the same power as Madara Uchiha." Neji said.
"You're awake?" Tenten said.
"Yes."
"TOBI THINKS SHE'S A CHEAP IMITATION OF TOBI!" Ghost Tobi said.
"Jaraiya thinks she can get it...and she can." Ghost Jaraiya said.
Sasuke looked shocked for a second then returned his expression to the infamous uchiha glare.
"It seems this won't be as easy as I thought." Sasuke said.
"You're damn right it won't."
Sasuke heard this from behind him. Sasuke's ninja senses told him to duck. But being the Uchiha that he is...He jumped instead. It was a good thing he jumped toO because right after he left the ground Sasunaru appeared right where he was with her fist punching the ground. a crater appeared here she punched.
"HOLY KYUUBI ON A STICK!" Yamato said. Every eye turned to him since this was his first appearance in this fic now.
"Sasuke Uchiha, you seem to be faster than I tought." Sasunaru said.
Sasuke landed 15 feet away from her and glared at her. SasuNaru seemed unfazed by the Uchiha glare.
But inwardly Sasuke's thoughts were. 'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY ASS!'
"Shut up wench. I will prove that SasuNaru is destined to happen, but I will do it my way. And that means you are not needed." Sasuke said.
SasuNaru smiled. "We'll see."
Suddenly she felt the air shift in front of her.
A milisecond later SasukE was crouched directly under her, sword aimed at her stomach , and Sharingan blazing bright red.
"Yes we will see." He plunged the blade at her abdomen, but she back flipped backwards out the way.
"Damn Uchihas are fast...like crack heads."
Sasuke ran at her.
"Naruto's ass is mine!"
"NO HE'S NOT YOU GAY SLUT!"
Hinata swooped down on Sasuke like a Hawk on a blind mouse...except the mouse was Sasuke.
"HA!" As Hinata was falling she aimed a Jyuuken kick at his head.
SasukE's ninja senses told him to conserve chakra and substitute out the way...but being the Uchiha that he is...He shushined out the way...cuz it looked cooler.
Hinata splintered the ground wit the kick.
"Damn...I missed." Hinata said.
"I wont."
Hinata turned her head and saw SasuNaru throw a punch at his head...which was kinda dumb cuz the Byakugan lets you see BEHIND you aswell. Hinata ducked and Jyuuken blocked her fist, then grabbed her wrist.
Sasunaru4evar smirked. "It seems we are evenly matched."
Hinata glared."So it seems."
Suddenly a figure emerged from the ground beneath them with blue lightning in both his hands. He struck both girls in the stomach.
"OOF!"
"GAGLE!"
They flew away from each other and landed in a heap.
Sasuke stood where he emerged from with blue lightning streaking all around his body.
"I told you once before. Naruto's. Ass. Is. Mine."
Naruto vomited in the crowd.
"YOU GOT IT IN MY CHIP BAG!" Chouji yelled looking at Naruto unload his breakfast lunch and dinner into the potato chip bag.
"Hey SasuNaru4evar, Why are you agaisnt me? I mean your name clearly states you should be supporting me."Sasuke said...making complete sense.
Sasunaru stood up.
"It is true that I am a MAJOR fan of Sasuke and Naruto doing the Naked mambo-"
Sai had a nose bleed.
"YOU GOT IT IN MY CHIP BAG!"
"...Yeah...I do enjoy You and Naruto doing the forbidden Yaoi no jutsu but I want Naruto's hot sweet virginity to myself."
"SCREW YOU!" Naruto yelled.
"He's such a hot stud muffin." Sasunaru said.
"Plus I'm just that big of a prick." She added
"SasuNaru4evar-san." Hinata started."I am going to kick your yaoi gay porn loving ass so hard, that The fourth Hokage, the Yondaime is gonna feel it."
"My dad?"
"And Naruto's rooting for me. In fact all of Konoha is rooting me."Hinta said smugly.
"50 BUCKS ON SASUKE!"
Surprisingly Anko said this.
"60!" Kurenai said.
"12!" Sai said.
"Sai you , Douche bag you went lower." Temari said.
"300!" Hanabi said.
"I hate you all." Shino said.
Sasunaru got into a fighting stance and smirked. "Let's get serious."
Sasuke smirked.
"Thought you'd never ask."He said activating his double mangekyou sharingan.
Hinata took out an Ak-47, and two desert eagles...
As if...
She just took out one Desert eagle...
"Hinata ninja's haven't invented guns yet." Naruto said. " Which is weird because we have computers."
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