"Fuck incest. I do what I want."

Neji plunged deep into Hinata letting her get took over by the orgasnic pleasure.

"YES! Cousin do me hard! do me-"

WWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sorry wrong fic...heh heh...heh

Anyway...

"Sorry but You two will be brought down by the power of the Uchiha clan. I was going to go easy on you both...but being the Uchiha I am...I'm not." Sasuke said closing his eyes.

"NOW'S MY CHANCE!" Sasunaru4evar screamed as she rushed at The last Uchiha.

"AHEM!"

Excuse me...the last LIVING Uchiha.

"Damn right." Ghost Itachi said.

Hinata saw Sasunaru rush in on Sasuke.

If Hinata knew one thing about Sasuke, it was to not run blindly at him. She thought about warning Sasunaru4evar...then common sense took over..so she didn't warn her.

"You lose Sas-GAY!"Sasunaru taunted as she took out a sword and aimed a slash at Sasuke's neck.

SHING!

BOOM!

"Uhhhh..." 2 seconds Sasunaru found her self embedded in the arena wall all the way across the arena. She dislodged her self and landed on the floor wobbily. She looked at Sasuke and was awe-struck at what she saw.

Sasuke was glaring at Sasnaru4evar with his double mangekyou sharingan activated. If that wasn't enough he also had his Susanoo warrior fully emerged and surrounding him.

"What the hell is that?" Lee said from the crowd.

"It would appear Sasuke has pulled out all the stops and will proceed to , as Hinata would say, 'Whoop off in that ass.'...she really has changed since the invasion of Rikudo pein." Neji said

"So thats Sasuke's Susanoo?" Ghost Itachi asked.

"So basically Sasuke's gonna own both of them right?" Shikamaru said.

"TOBI AGREES!"

"NO! WE GOTTA HAVE FAITH!" Naruto shouted. "MY ASS IS ON THE LINE HERE! LITERALLY!"

"This is most certainly entertaining...but It will get boring in a chapter or so. Time to spicen things up a bit." Sai said before he leveled his gazed at the back of Naruto's head.

"Why do I feel like the back of my head is being raped?" Naruto commented out loud.

Back to the fight.

Hinata was laying on her back breathing hard, cut and beat the f**k up. She open her eyes and was greeted by the sight of one Sasuke Uchiha standing menacingly over her...Susanoo still activated.

"If I was straight, this would be highly erotic Hinata." Sasuke said.

"THERE WILL BE NO STRAIGHT THINGS IN MY WORLD!"

Sasuke looked up above him and saw Sasunaru swooping down upon him with yet another sword she pulled from seemngly nowhere.

"Pity." Sasuke said before he commanded his Susanoo warrior to smack Sasunaru out of the air. She yet again found her self embedded in the arena wall.

"Why did you not phase through my attack as you did earlier in the fight?" Sasuke questioned.

Sasunaru4evar did not respond.

"I take it by you not responding, that the phasing technique requires alot of Chakra. You are now probably drained."

He then turned to Hinata.

"And as for you...If I beat the whole Hyuuga clan what makes you think I can't beat you."

Hinata just exhaled loudly.

"I believe I have won ths duel...Now for my prize..."

He turned to Naruto...or where Naruto's suppose to be.

"Where's the dobe?"

The crowd looked around murmuring similar things.

"We don't know." Kiba said.

"He was there just a second ago." Sakura said.

"Did you check under your foot?" Ino said.

"Ino, you illiterate penis, why in the hell would he be there?" Sasuke asked.

Ino got sad.

"Hey where's Sai?" Tenten wondered.

"MY CHIP BAG IS GONE!"

"MY HAIR IS GONE!" Hanabi said.

"MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" Kakashi just can't get a break.

"MY GLAAAAAAASSSSSESSSSSS!" Neither can Shino.

"NEJI'S GONE TOO!" Tenten said.

"MY BATTLE FAN!" Temari said.

"MY BOWL CUT! IT LOOKS LIKE SASUKE'S HAIR NOW!" Lee said.

All of a sudden Hinata appeared standing in front of the crowd in the outfit she had on in chapter two.

"Have no fear the Hinata detective agency is here!" she said.

"Hinata, in the absence of the dobe. I will like to assist you in uncovering this new mystery. But make no mistake, when we find Naruto his ass is mine."

Hinata frowned. "I accept your offer, but know this. I will cut your penis off if you even think about touching my Naruto-kimi."

"TOBI WILL LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IF THE READERS COME ACROSS A SIMILAR STORY LIKE THIS AWESOME ONE, THEN INUYONAS GAVE HIM OR HER PERMISSION!...TOBI RULES!" Tobi said calmly.

"No Tobi...Madara rules." Ghost Deva path said.

"JUST LIKE TOBI SAID!"

DUN DUN DUN! A NEW MYSTERY! WHO DID IT THIS TIME?

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