AN- Well I guess this is another chapter for my awesome fans.

On another note Sasunaru4evar dedicated a scene to me in her story...I feel so special. lol She was mad at first about being the bad girl in my story, but then, being the 18 year old guy that I am, I apologized for making her seem evil when she CLEARLY is not. So yeah we're cool. LIKE BESTEST FRINEDS!...over the web...lmao we're B.F.O.T.W... But on to the story now.

"Okay, Sasunaru take us back to the Ninja ball room." Hinata said.

Sasunaru4evar did so. Everybody as back in there same seat.

"Okay Now nobody move! You are all suspects of the Anti-SasuHina detective agency." She said again.

"Hn."

"So be prepared to get brutally questioned."

"Hn."

"With lots of brutality."

"Hn."

"Sasuke."

"Hn."

"SASUKE!"

"Huh- what? I'm sorry I was in Uchiha mode. But yeah so Our first suspect is going to be..."

"TENTEN!" Hinata shouted abruptly.

Tenten jumped at the volume Hinata used.

"As my Naruto-kun would say...WHERE WERE YOU THE DAY OF THE BAFFLE DOODA DEAF?"

"UM-UH- I WAS THERE!" Tenten screamed in fear.

"DOING WHAT?" Sasuke yelled as he appeared right next to where she was sitting.

"WATCHING YOU KICK THE HYUUGA CRAP OUT OF HINATA AND THE YAOI CRAP OUT OF SASUNARU4EVAR!"

"DID YOU SEE NARUTO LEAVE?"

"NO!"

"NEJI?"

"NOO!"

"SAI?"

"MAYBE?"

O_O

"Maybe?" Hinata said.

"Yes. He said he'll be back , and a few minutes later, Naruto an Neji was gone too."

"Interesting." Sasuke added.

"I bet Sai is trying toget at Naruto's booty hole aswell." SasuNaru4evar said.

"How do we know you didn't frame Sai?" Hinata asked.

"Honestly, judging from the shit Sai has done...I wouldn't need to."

"...good answer." Kiba said.

Suddenly the doors to the ballroom swung open harshly and in came a staggering-

"Neji!" Tenten screamed as she got up and rushed over to him."

Neji was badly injured but that wasn't the only strange thing about him.

"Why are you wearing my glasses Neji?" Shino asked.

"WHy is my book sticking out of your shorts?" Kakashi asked.

"Why is my hair wrapped around your thigh?" Hanabi asked.

"...Why is my hair lke Sasuke's now?" Lee asked.

"No one knows Lee. No one knows...or cares." Shikamaru said.

Neji collapsed to his knees and uttered one word.

"Yaoi no jutsu." He then fell unconscious.

"YAOI? WHERE?" Sasunaru started to spazz out.

Anko secretly pulled out a camcorder.

Lee stole it.

"Only one person knows that jutsu." Sasuke said.

"Sai." Hinata said.

Then Suddenly the doors swund open again. A tenage girl walked in. She looked about Hinata's age. She had long midnight black hair that was put into a low ponytail at the base of her neck and her bangs were swept to the right side of her face. Her eyes were a crystal blue color that made the ocean look dull on its best days and she was tall and fair skinned. I won't lie; she was told by many that shewas beautiful, even gorgeous. The aura around was so bright it was blnding.

"OH MY GAWD!" ghost jaraiya said as his nose started to bleed.

"MY EYES! IT BURNS!" Sasunaru4evar said.

"She's beautiful. She looks to be the embodiment of pure heaven. Can it be?" Hinata said. "Are you the great and powerful and beloved...NARUHINA4EVAR?"

"...My name's Lily..." The gorgeous girl said.

Everyone in the room sweat dropped.

"Screw you Lily. You just ruined the moment." Hinata said as she activated her byakugan. "For that you must be eliminated."

Lily got scared. "Wait! I bring news from Sai."

Everyone gasped.

"What is it?" Sasuke asked.

"He says don't look for me or it's Naruto's ass...literally."

"Now that we know what he said we are totally going to do the exact opposite and look for him." Sasuke said.

"And since your work is in done, you are not needed Lily." Hinata said.

"Twin Lion Jyuuken palm!"

Needles to say Lily was decapitated , cut in half by the waist and had her brain turned to mush...and then died.

"Our next objective is a search and destroy mission." Sasuke said .

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also I think the next chapter will be the last one...or close to it...if you review.