OKAY I KNO WHAT I SAID BUT I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY...LOL
IT WILL BE FROM NEJI'S POINT OF VIEW
Warning:OOC Neji...Very OOC Neji
Neji's log Chapter 2
"Is that true Lee?" I asked scared out of my mind that manliest boy I know...would like it up the man hole.
"Um..uh...er..Yes!" Omg...I can't handle this awkwardness!
Thats why I did the safest thing...
I fainted...
Let it be known now that as a Hyuuga I am trained to know what goes on around me eve when I am unconscious...
Don't ask...
I catch bits of info...
"...One night stand with Sai..."
DID NARUTO JUST SAY LEE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH SAI?
He probably did it with weights on...
BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT! LEE IS DISGUSTING!
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
Shikamaru is right. This is some sick shit.
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HAHAHAHAH I GET THE POSSE JOKE!
Neji's log Chapter 3:
I see being gay didn't change Lee much. He's still trying to be like me..
He even fainted like I did...FIND YOUR OWN DAMN NINJA WAY!
"NEJI IS BUTT NAKED ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" Naruto screamed.
OH Wow...If Lee was half the Ninja I was then he would know that there is no dance floor..
But it is still shocking that Naruto said I was naked and Lee shot up straighter than Tsunade when Jiraiya is around...
Wait ...that came out wrong...
Silly Tenten...don't calm Lee down...He's never down.
And he is not trying to seduce me.
As if it could work...I'm straighter than Hinata when Naruto is around...
Curses! I did it again.
Why would Gaara be so sure about Lee not taking his gourd...?
unless...
"..Lee and I .,... are having an affair..."
O_o
Wtf Lee? Since when?
So wait lemme get this straight.
Lee likes me...
but is screwing Gaara?
But Gaara was with Matsuri...
But Matsuri is screwing Shikamaru...
And Shikamaru and Temari are dating...
What the bloody hell is goingon with ninjas these days?
And now Shikamaru is knocked out..
Neji's log Chapter 4:
OMG Naruto. How many times does the Uchiha have to say it?
IT IS STILL DAYTIME
and I bet it was Shikamaru...always acting like he'slazy...but I bet he leads a double life...
Lazy by day..
Exciting by night! Dun Dun DUn!
Yeah ok I'm done now.
"...But that doesn't stop you in the bedroom..."
Wait...What did SAi just say?
Is the Kazekage screwing Another guy? Damn...
So...Lee is being cheated with and on by the same Guy...
GAARA IS A PIMP!
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And Sai is disgusting..
I really wish I would wake up...
Neji's log Chapter 5:
Damn! Hinata got the Hyuuga shit punched outta her!
I mea I would be mad to if you called me a saggy old whore...
BUt I'm not saggy...
or old...
or Sakura (BURN!)
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Yeah old people's affairs...Not gonna elaborate on this
LOL I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA CUZ I WAS STILL GETTING REVIEWS...BUT PLZ TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! IN REVIEWS!