Neji's log chapter 9:
uh...Lee and Tenten are still arguing over me?
Just face it Lee. I am not nor will I ever be gay...
Gosh.
"...SHUT UP SLUT-SLUT!" Lee sat back down and pouted.
If Lee calls Tenten a slut one more time, I'm ging to wake up, get up and kick his yaoi face in!
You know what? screw the ass kicking!
...and the getting up...
What I'm saying is I just wanna wake up.
And now they are blaming the beautiful and wonderful Tenten.
Oh how I adore her..
And she adores me...
No other guy dare touch her...
"...OKAY! IT WAS SASUKEEEEEEE! HE GROPED ME WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!" Tenten screamed with anime tears comin from her eyes.
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It appears that once I wake up, we will have no more Uchihas...
CUZ IM GONNA KILL THAT SONOFABITCH!
LEMME AT HIM!
LEMME AT HIM!
Lemme wake up first though...
Neji woke up
I FINALLY WOKE UP!
Chouji was on his 67th millionth plate.
Shikamaru woke up.
The sun did not go down yet.
Sasuke activated his sharingan out of nervousness and started sweating.
"SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto said."SO WHO THE HELL IS THE THEIF?"
"Dobe don't listen to her...It can be night time if you want Naruto."
"WHY ARE WE IGNORING HYUUGA PEOPLE'S UNCONSCIOUS BODIES ALL AROUND THE ROOM!" Iruka said from the other table.
SMACK!
"THAT'S FOR THE HYUUGA CLAN BITCH!" Hinata had just bitch slapped Sasuke. So hard his left sharingan eye deactivated.
Oh Yeah! Beat him Hinata!
"What did Sasuke do?" I asked.
But I didn't care...I just wanted negative attention on him...
Tenten turned red.
Sasuke finally activated both his sharingans and looked dead in Tenten's eyes.
Don't hypnotize my woman Sasuke you peon!
"HEY! NO MANGEKYOU SHARINGANING!" Naruto said still standing on the table.
"MY BOOOK!" Kakashi screamed.
"What the fuck? They didn't even mention it." Konan said. (bout time she spoke)
"I read it with my mangekyou sharingan once."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...weirdo."
Tenten broke her gaze away from Sasuke's.
"No Sasuke-kun,I have to tell them."
Tell them whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
The whole crowd listened intently. The thoughts were filling the air with things like:
'Is she seeing the uchiha?'
'Sasuke's screwing the weapons mistress?'
'SCORE!'
'Hinata-chan is soooo sexy...LIKE RAMEN!'
'I wish Chouji would move his fatass..'
'I hope to kami that Sai isn't involved this time.'
Tenten stood up.
"I have been having an affair with Sasuke."
SASUKE
MUST
DIE
TODAY!
The crowd gasped.
Sakura smacked Sasuke.
"What the hell? Why'd you hit me Sakura? We're not together."
"But-I-but-..." Sakura blushed."I want you so bad Sasuke..."
Why is Lee looking at me like Naruto does ramen?
Suddenly Lee jumped over the table and Kissed ME.
!
"YOSH BITCH!" Lee screamed after he kissed Neji.
I promptly passed out again.
"LEE WHAT THE HELL?" Tenten scremed.
"NEJI'S FREE NOW! YOU'RE F**KING SASUKE!"
Damn you Lee! Now I can't kill Sasuke...
Just you wait Sasuke, Your uppance will come.
Neji's log Chpter 10:
Now Shino's being suspected.
I bet he didn't do it.
...Shino pulled his hood over his eyes so they were not visible.
"My apologies, but when I don't have my shades I get ...different"
"Oooookay?" Kiba said.
"Before the NaruHina detective agency presents me with ludicrous accusations as to why they assume I am the culprit, why don't we use the crowd as a type of jury?" Shino suggested.
"Thats crazy!" Naruto began. "But it just might work..."
Hinata jumped on the table with Naruto.
"OKAY LISTEN UP! WHAT ARE THE CROWDS THOUGHTS TOWARD THE CASE? WHO DO YOU THINK DID IT?" Hinata shouted to the crowd.
OH I GOTTA HEAR THIS!
Here are some responses she got back:
"SAI! I DON'T LIKE HIM!"
"KIBA!, HE'S SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET!" Kiba then growled.
"NEJI! NOBODY CAN STAY UNCONSCIOUS FOR THAT LONG!" Neji's eyebrow twitch...he's still knocked out mind you.
Well thats one less villager we need not worry about.
"IT WAS JARAIYA'S GHOST! I BET HE'S AT THE HOT SPRINGS NOW WITH SHINO'S SHADES TRYING TO BE INCOCKNITO!...I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"
Come to think of it...why are ghosts here anyway?
"...Well whats your dirty secret?" Naruto asked Shino."Kami knows yours would be the most interesting."
"I do not have secrets."
That liar! Just last week he told me he might join the academy teaching staff!
"GOT DAMNIT I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!" One moegi said standing up.
"LOVE ME LEE!" Gaara said.
"NEVER! YOU LOVE SAI!"
"NO THATS NOT TRUE! I LOVE SAND!...AND YOUUU!"
"NEVEEEEER!"
"Then I must kill Neji." Gaara spoke.
OH HELL NAW!
GAAARA'S GONNA KILL ME WHILE I'M OUT COLD!
WHY COULDN'T THIS BE HAPPENING TO SAKURA?
Nobody cares about Sakura.
Actually I can name two people who do.
One's a guy and his name is "No"
The other is a girl and her name is "One."
NO ONE
"NO!" Tenten and Lee said.
"If I can't have you, then nobody will." Gaara said as Sand appeared out of thin air and headed torward the unconscious Neji.
"
HOLD ON!" Naruto roared in his demonic voice. Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"What are you talking about Moegi?" Naruto asked.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT! SHINO, BABY, THEY HAVE TO KNOW!" Moegi screamed. "I'VE BEEN SCREWING SHIIIIINO!"
O_o
O_O!
O_o?
O_O!
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT SHINO THE SAME WAY AGAIN
This is too much for one chapter...
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