Neji's log chapter 11:
So last chapter I learned that The Konohamaru squad are screwing everything with legs...
AND THIER 12!
HANABI HYUUGA SCREWED A GIRL AND A GUY!
AT THE SAME TIME!
MY COUSIN'S A SLUT!
A SLUUUUUT!
Who would have guessed?
And Sakura has been seeing shino...
Apparently it's okay to go out of your species now...BUg boy and Sakura...
Yep SHino...I can't believe you went out of your species for that Pink thing...
But hey To each his own...
"...SAKURA! YOU CHEATED WITH WHO I WAS CHEATING WITH! YOU WHORE!" Moegi shouted
Really Moegi? And you think that that's okay?
"...Let's ask the crowd what should happen to Sakura." Naruto said.
This ought to be interesting.
Here are someof the responses he got:
"KILL THE BITCH!"
"HANG THE BITCH!"
"CUT THE BITCH'S HEAD OFF!"
"GET THE BITCH DRUNK, THEN FUCK THE BITCH! THEN LEAVE THE BITCH PREGNANT!"
How bout get the bitch drunk, DON'T fuck the bitch , then leave the bitch pregnant...
You peons will never understand how my minds work...
So dont even try...
"THE BITCH IS A GIRL?"
Oh Lee...You poor poor gay thing you...
If you were as smart as you are gay...Your genius would be ummatched...
Except by mine of coursed...
Except I'm not gay...but you know what I mean...
Just forget I said anything.
And now Sasuke is Tsukiyomi-ing everyone...
WHy is he doing that?
"...SHUT UP! WITH YOUR STUPID MONICLES! AND YOUR STUPID SUIT AND YOUR STUPID SPARKLY BLONDE HAIR! AND YOUR DAZZLING CERULEAN BLUE EYES! AND-AND..." Sasuke just stopped and fell to his knees.
"NARUTO I LOVE YOU!" He shouted.
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I take back about wanting to be conscious
Because this shit just evolved from weird and disgusting ...
...to Sakura Haruno (Burn x3 XD)
Neji's log chapter 12:
Apparently Hinata just knocked the shit out of Sasuke
YEAH! BEAT HIS ASS!
"...SO IT'S LIKE THAT SASUKE?" Tenten screamed.
"Sorry Tenfour, but my heart belongs to a certain blonde..."
Tenten...Why are you mad at Sasuke?
Don't tell me you loved him...
well he's gay now so it doesn't really matter...
Wait a minute...SAsuke screwed Tenten...
and now he's gay...
could that mean...
Tenten turns men gay?
NAH!
I hope not...
WHoa wait a minute...back up...
Tenfour?...really Sasuke?
What kiss are they talking about?
NAruto and Sasuke kissed?
What the hell went on after I left the academy?
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"IT WAS MEEE!"
Hinata's gonna kill em...I just know it...
All heads turned to a guy that stood up at a random table. He had black hair in a ponytail.
Nobody noticed Hinata was not standing over Sasuke anymore.
Naruto hopped on the Jounin table.
"Get your feet outta my noodles!" One irate Iruka said.
"SO YOU'RE THE THEIF!" Naruto said pointing at the guy.
"No."
Naruto face vaulted.
"So who are you?" Konohamaru said.
"I'm the guy that bumped Naruto and made him kiss Sasuke."
Hinata just killed him..right then and there.
O_o
O_o
"THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUCH!" Sasuke screamed.
Apparently no one else saw it.
Naruto glared.
"You turned my best friend gay! along with Orochimaru's help but still...YOU!" Naruto said as he lunged at the guy.
"WAIT!"
Sasuke tackled him out of the air. They landed on another table.
"Don't attack him! He showed me who I was on the inside."
"Damnit Sasuke! He made you gay!"
"So!"
"SASUKE WTF!"
"Hey guys."
All heads turned torward Tsunade.
"He's already dead."
O_o
Sure enough when everyone in the room looked over to where the guy was, he was laying on the table on his back, with his face in a way that made it look like he was in extreme pain.
"Shino check how he died." Tsunade ordered.
By Hinata...DUH!
Shino sent his Kikaichu beetles over to the corpse.
They came back a second later.
"Report." Tsunade ordered.
"His heart exploded inside his chest. There is also a burn on his back where his heart is. But this is not just any burn, It's a chakra burn. It's also in the shape of a hand. The only people who I know that sends chakra in the body and attack organs are the Hyuuga. So it was... death by a Jyuuken Strike."
DUN DUN DUN!
Naruto turned and pointed his finger dramatically at someone. Then spoke.
"WHY'D YA DO IT NEJI?"
You retarded loaf of meat...Do you not see the unconsciousness I am currently in?
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