Neji's log chapter 13:
Hinata's a killer now...
GO HYUUGAS!
"...Naruto you dumb dumb blonde." Shizune said all out of character like..
"Wait a minute Sasuke." Sakura began."If you're gay how comeyou kept killing whoever shouted SasuNaru 4 eva?"
"...good question...well I ddn't want someone telling my secret."
"Sasuke How in the hell are you gay?" Shikamaru said magically waking up.
"Yes I would like to know as well."
"As I"
Lee and Gaara woke up.
So everyone but me gets to wake up huh...
Thats bullshit man...
But hey it could be worst...
I could be Sasuke...
I still don't get how a tough badass guy like Sasuke can be gay...
If that's possible than Sakura might NOT be useless...
NAH!
She still is...
...Sasuke sighed. "FIne then, I thought it wouldn't have to come to this."
Sasuke jumped on the tabe.
"Naruto remember when you were fighting Gaara? Well when both of you were at your last leg and after you punched him in the face, you fainted."
"Okay so whats your point?" Sakura asked.
"Well Naruto, did you ever wonder why you woke up with your anus hurting?"
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SASUKE WHAT IN GODS NAME CAUSED YOU TO RAPE A HALF DEAD PERSON?
Time stopped
Sakura gasped.
Kiba barked.
Chouji choked then fainted.
Temari was still beating Matsuri
Itachi's ghost got fainted and landed on Jaraiya's ghost...who was already fainted.
The sun FINALLY went down.
Naruto choked and gasped.
Hinata secretly took out a kunai.
Konohamaru faiinted.
Hanabi tried to take advantage of him.
Moegi punched Hanabi.
Konohamaru still got raped by Moegi...undeer the table.
Neji woke up-
YES! YES! I'M UP!
BOUT DAM TIME!
-but unfortunately when Tenten heard what Sasuke said she gasped and dramatically through her arms out...hitting Neji upside the head...knocking him out.
GODDAMNIT TENTEN! I WAS UP!
I WAS FUCKING CONSCIOUS!
GOD DAMNIT!
DAMNIT!
FUCK-DAMNIT!
"...Sorry to disappoint you Sasuke, but that was not Naruto you ravaged."
Sai should be arrested for half the shit he says...
O_O
"For one time in my life Sai, I'm glad to have you around." Naruto said.
"Sai you are lucky because you get to live for another chapter." Hinata said under her breath.
killer Hinata is awesome...
If only she was strong nough to kill Sasuke...
"Huh?" Naruto said.
"NOTHING!" Hinata sputtered.
"Sai you weren't even on the show back then." Kiba said.
"Allow me to clarify. I was under a mission to gather information on how Jinchuuriki fought. I was monitoring the battle and I gotta say...It was the most intense moments my pants could handle-
25 TO LIFE FOR THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE!
-When Naruto passed out ,I immediately substituted with him and had other ROOT agents ak him to the hospital. I henged and...you know the rest. But I gotta say Sasuke, A chakra enhanced penis was...different.
Add another 5 years for that last sentence
You know what Sai...
I hate you. I do not condone sleeping around with ninja's without using Protection...or at all for that matter.
I sentence you sai, to the most horrific punishment I can think of...
3rd base with Sakura (Burn x4)
Neji's log chapter 14:
So lemme get this straight...
Kiba screwed Kurenai-sensei
When he first became a genin...
got her pregnant...
all the while having another affair with his SISTER...Hana Inuzuka...
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Hey it could be worst...
Sakura could be pregnant...(burn x5)
...Shikamaru flew out of his chair at Kiba.
"YOU BASTARD!"
Naruto and Hinata had to intercept him and hold him back. Unfortunatley Shika managed to throw a ceramic plate.
Neji Hyuuga had been unconscious from the start. Maybe now would be his time to wake up.
YES! IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! I'VE BEEN UNCONSCIOUS SINCE LEE CONFESSED HE LIKES TO SWALLOW BALLS!
...But as luck would have it, a ceramic plate came out of nowhere and smashed against his head knocking him out yet again...poor Neji.
Y'KNOW WHAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
I CAN'T TAKE BEING UNCONSCIOUS ANYMORE!
AND CHOUJI KEEPS EATING MY FOOD!
"...KIBA WHAT THE F**K!" Tsume said from the clan head table.
Hana fainted from embarrassment.
Here are some reactions from the crowd.
"KIBA THAT'S INCEST!"
"NO THAT'S BEASTIALITY!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE ARE OUR PROTECTORS!"
"THE B***H IS A GIRL?"
"SASUNARU4EVA!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Hinata said.
All eyes turned to her.
"What's your name? The one who keeps sreaming Sasunaru4eva?"
A girl walked up to Hinata with jet black hair going down her back and beautiful brown eyes. She looked to be 15 years old with a gorgeous body. The very sight of her caused Jaraiya's ghost to have a nosebleed.
That girl...she's ...she's...
BEAUTIFUL!
Don't ask me how I can see her because I'm unconscious...I'ma Hyuuga bitch...
But that gorgeous gorgeous girl!
OMG She's so fine...I wouldn't mind hittin that from the back mmm...yum...
"Sasunaru4eva?"
"Okay but's whats your name?" Hinata asked again.
"Sasunaru4eva?"
I think that's her name Hinata-sama..
"LOOK WHORE! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME YOUR NAME I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" Hinata screamed.
DON'T SCREAM AT HER SEXY SEXY SEXY GORGEOUS ASS!
Why are my pants getting tighter?
"Hinata-chan? I think thats her name." Naruto said.
Hinata blushed.
"Gomen..."
"It's okay." Sasunaru4eva said.
DAMN SHE'S HOT!
But no one can ever know my secret attraction to her...
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