Neji's log chapter 16:
Well last chapter I learned that The perfect and wonderful in everyway SasuNaru4evar wants to screw Naruto...
Welp...Looks like I gotta kill the Yondaime's son...along with his gay best friend Sasuke...
And thats another thing I want to address...Naruto is the spitting image of the fourth...
How could nobody see that?
When Naruto told us that he was the yondaime's son...
We fainted...
Yep...I pulled a Hinata...
Come to think of it...
All Jinchuuriki are related to their current or previous Kage.
Gaara was the yondaime Kazekage's son.
Kirabi(Killer bee) is the current Raikage's brother...
Yugito Nii was Killer bee's neice or something...
The Sandaime Mizukage WAS the Jinchuuriki of the sanbi...(Three tailed demon...)
ANd Naruto is the Yondaime Hokage's son.
Yep.
ANd he's gonna die when I awake.
Nobody will be screwing Sasunaru but me!
I'ma be all in dem guts son!
She's gonna be screaming for me to stop.
I'ma bury all 14 inches of Neji Hyuuga cock deep in her pussy!
Then I'ma cum!
Then I'ma pull out and cum on her stomach!
Then she's gonna blow me down!
You heard me...
BLOW
ME
DOOOOWN!
Then i'ma release the biggest nut the ninja world has ever seen!
DOWN HER THROAT!
SHE'S GONNA CHOKE!
THEN IMA-
Neji's log chapter 17:
Sorry, I got a little carried away last log..
When I finished my rant my ginormous cock tore a hole through my ninja pants...
yea...
But apparently SasuNaru want's Naruto's virginity...
I bet Sasuke wants his ass with his yaoi fagness and crap
I better listen as to what's being said:
...
"Enough of this foolishness!" Sasunaru4evar said. "Naru-kun has a job to do."
I am sooooo jealous
Hinata glared at her.
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"No?"
"Yes No. I will not let you take advantage of Naruto-kun." Hinata then activated her Byakugan. "Prepare yourself."
Hinata better not kill her...
Or I'll tell my uncle that people just don't like to get naked and hug like Hinata said her and Naruto were doing that time..
Sasunaru sighed. "I was hoping it would not have to come to this but oh well." SHe snapped her fingers and Sasuke appeared in front of her."
"Sasuke?"
THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!
"Naruto, I am a firm hater of NaruHina. It's just not right. Can you imagine Blonde Hyuuga's, or Dark haired people that are Hyperactive...minus Konohamaru." Sasuke said.
I can
"Sasuke you're siding with her?" Hinata asked.
"It would seem that way."
"Then you will be buried right next to her."
WIth my foot still stuck up his ass...
"Handle things Sasuke." Sasunaru4evar said.
Sasuke activated his regular sharingan and smirked.
"With pleasure."
Suddenly he unsheathed his sword turned around and plunged it through Sasunaru's neck.
O_O
The crowd was stunned by this.
SASUKE YOU EMO FUCK! YOU JUST KILLED THE MOST GORGEOUS PERSON THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEEEEN!
NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH UGLY BASTARDS LIKE YOU!
AND SAKURA!
AS IF SAKURA'S EXISTENCE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!
DAMNIT SASUKE! YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE WORLD HATE YOU!
THE WORLD HATES YOU!
EVEN THOUGH YOU WOULD PROBABLY KICK MY ASS IN A FIGHT!
THATS WHY OROCHIMARU RAPED YOUR ASS!
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST STAY WHEREVER THE HELL YOU WERE BEFORE NARUTO FOUND YOU AGAIN!
FUCK!
FUK!
SON OF A-
FUCK!
Chouji stopped eating.
Shikamaru gasped
Neji gasped
Apparently I'm awake now...
Sai stopped raping that man.
That's the same man from all them chapters ago...
He must be dead by now..
Moegi stopped kissing Hanabi.
Hanabi stopped riding Konohamaru.
They all came from under the table.
What the hell were they doing?
Sakura looked in awe at her gay crush.
This turned Sai on.
Lee looked...like Gai's son.
"And yet I am unfazed by Uchihas murdering people. I bet she was ANOTHER clan memeber Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Shut up dobe. I did you a favor." Sasuke said still holding the blade that was plunged through Sasunaru4evar's neck.
Then the unthinkable happened.
"Naruto still has a job to do."
O_O
"It can't be!"
"Nothing makes sense anymore!"
Well I'll be a prepubescent little boy named kyle...
Lemme rephrase that...
...Well I'll be Sakura (Burn x8)
SasuNaru4evar jus spoke with a sword impaling her throat.
"What the f**K man..." Iruka said.
Sasuke removed the sword and jumped back.
The wound on Sasunaru healed.
"I will always be here as long as homosexuality exists."
She is so damn fine...
My 14 inches is as hard as a rock jutsu
"Some how I saw this coming." Shikamaru said.
"I don't care. Even if you are immortal, you cannot have Naruto-kun." Hinata said.
"Correct me if I'm wrong but all we gotta do is kill everyone thats gay right?" Kiba said.
O_O
"Thats alooooot of people." Tenten said
That is aloooooot of people like Tenfour said...
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