Neji's log chapter 18:

Well it would seem that Hinata-sama wants Naruto to cherish and to love forever...

SasuNaru4evar wants his penis in her guts...

And Sasuke wants his own penis in Naruto's butt.

Ew...

But it could be worse...

It could be Sakura's butt. (Burn x9)

Sasunaru4evar has a very interesting name...

I bet she has alot of fans...

Fans of Sasunaru...pun intended

I'm just glad we didn't meet NejiLee4evar

or ItaDei...or even SasuHina...

Or SakuSasu

or SakuNaru

or Sakusai

Definately not SakuNeji

I can't even imagine what my reaction would be to NaruJiraiya...

But I wouldn't mind NejiSasunaru...

No you sick fucks not me and Naruto and Sasuke..

Me and SasuNaru4evar...

I swear some of y'all are just perverts at heart. No matter what gender you are...

...or you want to be...

COUGH*(smut maestro)*COUGH (lol)

I need to stop zoning out and listen to whats being said...

"...Well it seems we have a problem." Sasunaru began. "We all want the same thing." My beloved Sasunaru said.

"No we don't." Hinata started."I want to love and cherish him forever and ever."

"Me too...just for this one night... forever and ever." Sasunaru said said.

"Well I want his asshole over and over." Sasuke said.

"Well I have a solution to all our problems." Sasunaru said.

The whole room got quiet for this.

I wonder...

"Three way baffle dooda deaf!" Sasunaru4evar said.

What the hell is that?

It sounds like a S.T.D...You know...

A Sakura Transmitted Disease. (Burn x10.)

"I'm sorry what now?" Konohamaru said.

"Is someone deaf?" Ino said.

"Who's deaf?" Lee said.

"What?" Teneten said.

"I said whose deaf?" Lee said

"What?" Tenten

"Tenten are you deaf?" Lee said.

"What's a baffle?" kiba said.

"Can we eat it?" Chouji said.

"Gaara why are you still trying t kill Neji?" Lee asked.

Apparently I'm unconscious again...

and the Kazekage is trying to kill me.

"Shut up hoe."

"Buzz."

"Bark."

"Icha Icha." (You know who said this."

"Naruto's in deep deep shit." Sakura said.

"DAMNIT EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!" SasuNaru4evar said.

The room went silent.

"I sneezed. What I meant to say was BATTLE TO THE DEATH!"

gasps were heard throughout the room.

""I'll fight to till I die for Naruto-kun." Hinata proudly said. The hyuuga bodies were still throughout the room mind you.

"I'll fight for his ass...and I do mean his ass." Sasuke said.

"And I will fight for that one magical night of passion." Sasunaru said.

Suddenly Sasunaru clapped her hands together...then the unthinkable happened.

Everyone was transported to a hightech battle arena. The unimportant villagers were seated around the battle dome much like a Basketball game. The actual battle dome was enclosed in 20 feet thick reinforced glass. The rookie 12 were stationed in dug outs...protective dugouts around the arena. Sasuke was standing in the middle of the arena. SasuNaru was facing him. Hinata was standing behind Sasunaru.

"Let the games begin."

Hinata rushed at Sasunaru4evar from behind.

"Jyuuken death strike!"

WATCH OUT FOR HIINATA'S PALM OF FURY!

AND HER ANTI YAOI NO JUTSU!

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